Luxury Teeth

In*******se hey it’s ya boy Dave Poole. This show was a lil chilly onstage and while I rarely have a shirt for more than a song….this time I kept a shirt on for like 3-4 songs! I love repping better bands than everyone else. It reminds me that I’m cooler than all the nerds.

Well that was a real fun weekend with our friends in Coffee with Lions, and Red Die Number Nine along with The Fiendz who tried real hard to be on both nights but their tour vehicle had issues Friday, so we only got to play with them last night….but how awesome was that!?!? Anyway, thanks to everybody who came out and supported this weekend. We love you all!

Y’all. I yelled so fuggin hard tonight. S**t was tight as F**K. Come see me do it again, yo! (It’s ya boy, Dave).

Ladies and Gentlemen, your pals over here at the Luxury Teeth compound have really put together a set list of old time classics and some brand new joints and lemme tell ya. This one is going to hurt all of us.
The Fiendz
Red Die Number Nine
Coffee with Lions

What I’m still pushing is that YOU, the fans, do this winter weekend wonderland tour with us. Two rowdy nights, basically 45 minutes away from each other. We pack both venues. We all act up and get wild and start 24 off with a proper party mentality. We can ride this rowdy s**t all year if you apply yourselves like your idiot parents always told you to do. Make them proud for once. Be part of Rowdy punk rock history!

2 years ago today, I (wassup it's ya boy Dave) got together with the guys who would soon become Luxury Teeth for our very first practice. Obviously I was nervous thinking about getting in another band.....but the chemistry we had on Day 1 was amazing. It's been a really REALLY fun 2 years and I can't believe how proud I am of the songs we've made for you in that time. 2023 was a pretty great year for us as a band. We got our 7" "Might Join a Cult" released and the debut full length is currently in production for a release in 2024. AAAAAAAAAAAND we are getting back in the studio for the follow up full length in the first quarter of 2024 too....so in other words, buckle the f**k up, boys and girls. We 're gonna have a ton of s**t for you to hear, see and do. So happy New Year. We are so glad you are joining us on this rock n roll journey.

OUR NEXT 2 SHOWS ARE BACK TO BACK NIGHTS WITH 3 OTHER HEAVY HITTER, FUN, SUPER HIGH ENERGY PARTY ROCKERS! FIRST I GET TO REDEEM MYSELF FOR MY LAST PERFORMANCE AT SKID ROW GARAGE (Hi, it’s ya boy Dave)! That one is 1/19. THEN WE COME BACK JOME TO THE CROWN ON 1/20. S**T IS GOING TO BE SO FUN. COME PARTY. HONESTLY CONSIDER JUST F**KING EVERYTHING AND GOING TO BOTH NIGHTS.

Sorry folks. We’re bummed too

Alright everybody! You know how cool those monthly all ages matinees are that Sab has been putting on these last few months. We were all there. We all KNOW how much fun we've been having, so let's do it again. Bring the whole family! These things have been the "All agiest" all ages shows I've seen in years! Real family affairs. I'm still gonna say "f**k" a lot though. You should come and hear me swear in front of childen. It's called "self care", look it up sweaty. Also this will be the final cap-off for Flora's big birthday wild ass weekend. Her band MAAFA _hardcore is so f**king ill. NYC Afro-Progressive hardcore. Get real educated WHILE THEY ALSO TAKE YOUR ASS TO SCHOOL MUSICALLY. Star Carr will be opening the show shortly after 1pm so we can all blast through our sets as quickly as possible so we can be out of the way for the evening show. 1-4 and the "4" is when all of us and our gear is all out of the building so plan to be there on time. And again I cannot thank Tecla Tesnau and the whole The Ottobar staff for jumping in to save the day when the show almost got cancelled. They didn't need to do s**t but they stepped up big, are opening up early and went to a lot of work physically and logistically to make it possible for us to play for you and to celebrate Flora-Morena Ferreira Lucini. Don't sleep on this one, yo!!!

ATTENTION! This show moved to . See you there!

OUR NEXT SHOW IS AT The Ottobar! NEXT SUNDAY 12/17 with Star Carr - the band and MAAFA _hardcore! THIS HAS BEEN MOVED FROM THE PREVIOUS VENUE AND THE OTTOBAR IS SAVING THE DAY…SO PLEASE COME OUT AND SUPPORT. THESE MONTHLY ALL AGES MATINEES HAVE BEEN GOING GREAT SO LETS KEEP IT GOING! THE WHOLE SHOW, INCLUDING “GET THE F**K OUT EVERYONE “ IS DONE AT 4pm FOR THE EVENING SHOW, SO BE THERE AT 1, STAY TIL 4. WE’LL FIGURE THE REST OUT LATER!

I know a lot of vinyl is measured by weight I guess and 180 g is kinda the cool magic number. Who made the fattest record. When does fatness stop being a benefit? I doubt 180 is the tipping point. I wanna make a 400g record. Show everybody that Luxury Teeth is the hardest.

Next up! See you in DC

Btw , it’s a “bandcamp Friday “. Meanwhile they give the artist all the $$$$ today. If you haven’t picked up the record yet, today is a good day to. Helps us out even more to keep releasing music.

Might Join a Cult, by Luxury Teeth 3 track album

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Look! Our 7 inch got itself a review !

InEffectHardcore.com - Reviews ,

Tomorrow!

Happy Halloween!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thinkin bout joinin a cult?

Starting to get some people noticing the record! What do you guys think of it ?! I need public validation like whoa!

Going on soon at

It appears that some lucky fans who ordered the debut 7" from bandcamp have already begun to receive them in the mail.

Tomorrow you can grab the 7" at either of our shows. During the day at the Downer45 show at Lansdowne Skatepark and tomorrow night up in York at the Skid Row Garage and if you can't make it tomorrow, just cruise on over to luxuryteeth.bandcamp.com take a listen and grab your very own copy.

It’s the eve of record release day! Who’s coming to the shows? Who’s buying a record? Who’s heard it already? What do you think about it? Engage engage ENGAAAAAGE!!!!!

LET’S GET WILD AND EAT F**KIN BURGERS!!!!

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