JHust Galama

I just started working in a betting shop today and I’m owing 35k already.

Na yahoo boys spoil true love.

Soso abeg return my pain
U too do

You dey owe me money dey cross road anyhow

What if motor jam you 😭💔

So after 2099
We are going back to 2010 again?

Good day men and other gender that translates snake language 😩😩😃

I act like I'm fine, but deep down
I want to try okro and bread 😭😭😭

So we need to knack hard before water comes out?

This coconut sef. 😑😒

But!!👋🏽

Why does the the human brain ignore the second “the"?🤥😑

As a hookup girl, why you go draw Jesus tattoo for Nyash? 😑😭

What I if told you that...

You read the first line wrongly...
😑🤥

This month self
Since morning today never finish 🙆🙅

This year is not moving fast
By this time last year, we are in August 😅

Things hard o
I never eat since this year

Omo this year no even sweet
Can't wait for 2025

Scammers are everywhere
How to avoid them
See more......

Merry Christmas 🎄
May this Christmas bring only joy and happiness to you❤

But but.....
Wetin Christmas light dey do for mosque 😧

Life Is Like a Door
Never Trust The Sun
Bcos The TV Will Remove The Simcard

GIRLS mindset when visiting a guy.........'I won't allow him touch me.....but let me shave in case 😂😂💦

If you go to heaven and u didn't see me


Know that ya in hell 🙆‍♂️🚶

I dn't knw hw people feel after sending their gf 50k
I jux sent 2k nd m dy!ng 😒

BREAKING!!!!
Christmas have been shifted from 25 Dec to Dec 25

Avoid w**d
My neighbour drove his son to office and went to school today

Why is it that Yoruba babies cry a lot even when breast feeding them.
Does it mean their breast milk also contains Cameroon pepper

I didn't knew I'm a tailor till I checked my girlfriend contact list 😇😆

L̟A̟U̟G̟H̟😂😂😂😂😂😂 with

1.In Africa once ur phone rings in the
church, everybody will start looking at u as if
satan is the one calling. 😂😏😂😏

2.My little nephew just arrived Nigeria from
England. He was playing his video game
about 9pm when Nepa took the light. The
boy just shouted "mum help, am blind, am
blind"😂. In my mind i said, see u, u never see
anything yet, by the time we on gen u'll be
deaf.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

3. I told u someone is related to me and u
are asking me if it is by blood😒..... Nooo it's by
juice.😄😄😄

4.Nothing sweet pass when u are feeling
sleepy in church and pastor said bow down
ur head lets pray..... Ur own na to keep
sleeping till church dismiss.😄😄😄😄

5.Since my neighbour saw me pressing
my laptop everynight, she stopped
spreading her pants outside. Mtcheeew... Me
that is doing my graphics work.🙄🙄🙄

6.Igbo mothers be like
chinwe chinwe ooo.....!!
Lower that music i want to taste this soup.🤣🤣🤣😂😂

7.My wedding day wil be a Unique one, There
wil be break time . Everybody on seat will go
home and eat
Then come back & spray us money😉😉😁😁

8.I heard my neighbours child today
singing..... Palent listen to ya shoedlen, we
are the lizards of tomollow, cm and pray
our school figs, and give us the sun
edumention....... Chaii!!!..... I just fainted.😂😂😂🤣🤣

9.DAD: When I beat you, how do you control your
anger ?
SON: I start cleaning the toilet.
DAD: How does that satisfy you ?
SON: I clean it with your toothbrush.🙆😂😂😂

10. If you break up with someone please breakup
completely! Getting back together makes us who
spread rumors look like liars😏😏🙄🙄

11. That awkward moment you seated in church beside your crush and your kid brother came running with #10 note towards you and says: Brother, Mummy said I should give you for OFFERING.😭😭🤣🤣🤣
12. To every hand that click and follow up page, the remaining days of 2023 will be of favor to you 😍😍

Please 🙏

7 WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE MAD🤷🏼‍♀️😲🤪🧐😏.

1..If you've ever counted 1.2.3 before pouring water on your body, you're mad. 🧐🤪😲😳🥺😣😝

2..If you ever thought the moon use to follow u around, ahh you're mad.
😳😲🤪🧐🤦🤦🤷🏼‍♀️😋😏

3..If you've ever use yur sim 1, to call yur sim 2🤳 in de same phone, believe me, ya mad..🤳🤪😲😳😂😣😒

4..if you've ever been talkin💋 to yur self, 🧘but when someone looks at you, 🙄you pretend to be singing,😲 abeg you're pararelly mad.😉🤔😝😛😲🤷🏼‍♀️🤪😏

5..You went into yur room, but forgot what to pick, you went out but you still remember,🚶 then come back...sorry, ya mad.🤪🙆😜😛😝🙁🤭☝️😉🤔

6..Yur phone 🤳is at one percent, nepa bought light, but becuz of chat,🤳 u refuse to plug, now dem don take light,,you are shouting ahhhh☝️..kai ahswear ya mad.😝😛😜🙆🤪🤭

7..You read all this but you did not do any of them your are perpetually mad😏😏😏😁😁😁🤣

Some mad people will still skip without following this page

Omo this December is not decembering like the other December that Decembered😦