Maurovision
celebrate Eurovision with me. It'll be a laugh.
Oh well! That was fun as always. See you all next year
Well, that's a huge disappointment
COME ON FINLANNNND
Norway sucked! How did they score so high??
I miss Jon Ola Sand
Israel being second is a travesty. The public vote will put this right
MY WIFE CORNELIA EVERYONE SHUT UP
Rob's nonna is also voting for Finland btw
My top 3:
Finland
Australia
Moldova
Unfortunately our entry is excruciatingly average even if she does seem nice
Me: 4/10
Ma: 4/10
Erin: 4/10
Tony: 5/10
Rob: 5/10
Croatia are like you've just bombed too much ketamine and someone is playing Queen backwards. I love it
Me: 9/10
Rob: 7/10
Ma: 8/10
Erin: 8/10
Tony: 7/10
Giving Slovenia points for the Telecaster. Love the outfits and Killers vibes. I quite like them. They seem like nice boys
Me: 7/10
Tony: 7.5/10
Erin: 7/10
Rob: 8/10
Ma: 8/10
Would be better if she was singing about Unicron. I liked her trousers before she tore them off. Generic pop, not really into it.
Me: 3/10
Ma: 3/10
Erin: 4.5/10
Rob: p**s break
Tony: p**s break (extended)
Lithuania really not standing out at all here. Very middle of the road in all respects.
Me: 4/10
Rob: 4/10
Erin: 4/10
Ma: 4/10
Tony: p**s break
Amazed at how such a heavy band can sound so bland and dull. They look great, but it fails to deliver, especially after Finland and Australia
Me: 5/10
Rob: 5/10
Erin: 6/10
Ma: 5/10
Tony: 3/10
The Norwegian lass is performing better than the semi finals but it's still pretty dull...sea shanty without the energy
Me: 3/10
Erin: trapdoor
Rob: 3/10
Ma: 1/10
Tony: 1/10
I like the Ukrainian outfits, the visuals are good and the Castlevania sections are fun but the rest is a bit Poundland Justin Timberlake.
Me: 5/10
Rob: 5/10
Erin: 4/10
Ma: 5/10
Tony: 2/10
Pasha from Moldova recruiting wives for his harem. I've already packed my bags. Love the wee lad on the flute and the girls with the horn. Really like this one
Me: 9/10
Erin: 9/10
Ma: 8/10
Rob: 8/10
Tony: 5/10
So boring I almost forgot to get ratings. Even the weird rap section is dull.
Me: 2/10
Erin: 4/10
Rob: 4/10
Ma: 2/10
Tony: 2/10
Belgian Boy George is slaying, even if the staging made it briefly look like he'd cracked himself. I actually quite like it.
Me: 7/10
Rob: 8/10
Erin: 8/10
Tony: 10/10
Ma: 8/10
Australia is giving Knight Rider with a Devin Townsend twist. Big fan. We need more prog at Eurovision in general. Wind machines, keytars and sparkles all round
Me: 10/10
Rob: 10/10
Erin: 10/10
Ma: 10/10
Tony: 7/10
Children of the Czechia corn...not feeling this one lads.
Me: 4/10
Tony: 3/10
Erin: 5/10
Ma: 5/10
Rob: 4/10
Bewitched by Finland's autistic swag, Brussels Sprout outfit and Rammstein vibes. My winner of the night, and apparently we are all in agreement
Me: 10/10
Erin: 10/10
Ma: 10/10
Rob: 9/10
Tony: 9/10
Brave of Estonia to bring a ghost on stage, surely a Eurovision first. Shame the song is excruciatingly dull.
Me: 3/10
Ma: 4/10
Tony: 1/10
Rob: 4/10
Erin: 4/10
Italian lad is extra sparkly and very handsome but unfortunately he has entered a ballad and that's not okay. Do love the fellas on the bouncy castle in the background though.
Me: 5/10
Rob: 7/10
Ma: 5/10
Erin: 5/10
Tony: 6/10
Albanian Osmonds are quite stylish and her dad looks well happy to be there even if her brother looks like he'd rather be at a Tranmere Rovers game. Love the flag dance. Tbh mostly voting for dad
Ma: 8/10
Tony: 8/10
Rob: 7/10
Me: 7/10
Erin: 7/10
Swedish Sigourney Weaver writhing in a George Foreman grill....it's not as good as Euphoria but it's pretty decent.
Me: 8/10
Ma: 5/10
Tony: 4/10
Rob: 6/10
Erin: 8/10
Spanish singer wandering through the Groping Hallway in her melted plastic top. I sort of like it, but it really isn't Eurovision. It also goes on and on....
Me: 4/10
Rob: 4/10
Erin: 3.5/10
Ma: trapdoor
Tony: 2/10
Cyprus fielding Ponder Wyverns, or perhaps Consider Wyrms. Not even the Morton Harket-esque high note can save this for me.
Me: 1/10
Rob: trapdoor
Erin: 4/10
Ma: 6/10
Tony: 4/10
Dad still furiously voting for Spain Dad is still hammering the number to vote for Spain’s Eurovision entry, even though Ukraine won the contest yesterday.