Ellis the Wise
Twitch streamer, influencer, mother of snakes
29/10/2023
Happy cyberpunk halloween!
13/08/2023
Throwback to medieval Brugge, where I went for my birthday 2 months ago.
I nearly pi**ed my pants laughing multiple times thanks to my friends & & 🖤 (luckily those were not photographed lol)
These awesome pictures were shot by photographer
01/07/2023
Huginn and Muninn are finally done! (Geheugen & Gedachten). Let's hope it actually helps me not lose my mind - all jokes aside, I am incredibly happy with how they turned out! Wanna see a video tour? Comment below!
Tattoos by .tt 🩸✒
03/08/2022
The most touristy picture you will get of me this week 🤠
18/07/2022
My injuries are finally getting less due to sitting behind my pc a lot less lately, my calistenics game is getting strong! 💪
12/05/2022
If you aren't absolutely SICK of this trend yet, checkout Patreon for more of these :). Excuse me while I barf into a corner for my trend sensitivity.
06/05/2022
Skater Dresses are my favorite dress type! They combine great with sweaters and boots, and give a good degree of freedom 🌚.
Summer is coming...
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04/04/2022
Hello, I would like everyone's attention for this photo, yes, yes hello.... thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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29/03/2022
How croché do you like it?
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12/02/2022
Once a Lara, always a Lara. Even with giant snake tattoos 😏.
27/01/2022
I still needed to shoot some photos of my new attire and here they are! I feel like an absolute badass and can't wait to go fight again...
As soon as my wrist is healed I am picking up kickboxing (yeah you thought for a moment I was gonna chop people in pieces, didn't you? 😉
Wanna see more of these pictures? Check out my Patreon, link in bio ❤
02/12/2021
"I watch yellow clay turn black
As our knowledge turns to ash
I see flames licking the sky
And smell the burning of
Numbers, letters, words
A trauma to our world
Which no grieving can heal
Whispers of a history,
voices in the past
Forgotten wisdom,
A straining pain
For I cannot understand them
Only the numbers will remain"
- Solution of Zero by GIF & Ellisthewise
A song about the House of Wisdom in Bagdad, which was set on fire by the Mongolians in 1258
24/11/2021
" Resent the system
Fight the fear
You blame another
but it is self inflicted
Spiral out of control
When you get ahead and trip
(You drop and fall)
There's no further down than this "
- Better Than Yesterday by GIF & EllisTheWise
Our performance is postponed due to COVID restrictions, but at least we got the photos 📷 💀 🎸 🤘 🚗
Thanks to .astrop for the beautiful photos and for using their Limo!
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04/11/2021
When I was still studying this lovely person and me were glued to each other. If one was spotted somewhere, the other one wasn't far away. If one cackled, the other soon followed in a maniac crescendo. No bar was safe for our energy, no house party was left unvisited. We I made each other matching T-shirts so we could express our alliances to the outside world🔪🖤🛸🥂.
Sometimes I miss those wild nights, but then I remember the hangovers 😄. I am happy to say we both grew up!
Nothing grts me screaming like Tomb Raider 😄. My poor heart almost gave out here!
What game makes you heart go boop boop boop?
If someone asks me what I want in life, its this.
🛸💫🌃🌟🚀Just... this. ☄🌠🌒✨🌌
..being able to have a bath outside next to a rose bush, while crickets are chirping, smells of a herb garden waft by and in the far distance over the fields, lights are slowly blinking. Silently, a moth hits the lightbulbs on the patio, while steam slowly rises up from damping skin. This is a dream. I will remember this for the rest of my life.
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We all are *Fpefial* 💜🦄🛸🌋☄🍭💜
Yet another rare raging moment! 🌈 🦄
90% of the time I am extremely composed and chilled out, except from when I am not and then I will scream 😄. Though I got to say, this dude was the end boss of Tomb Raider III, so it was rather difficult.
When I rage like this for too long I usually end up with a headache...I think I will cause myself to have a heart attack one day 😅.
Until that day.... enjoy, lol!
⚠️ lots of swearing ⚠️
Spicy Rage from a Spicy Redhead 😄. Some days you just got to spit it out and get vocal about it.
TR III was sooooo tough! It took me forever to finish it but we finally did it today! This is by far the most difficult Tomb Raider I had to finish, my lorddd.
Which retro game did you find the most difficult to finish?
Little adventure for this cyberviking last saturday! I love exploring old cities, medieval settings, and walking around in nature. This was truly lovely!
It was terrible to get there by train though, as usual were pure chaos. But at least I got home this time!
My bff DJing at - https://opensourceradio.nl/, w/ my vocals in this album. So awesome!
23/07/2021
I am a huge fan of Rick and Morty and I am literally so happy season 5 came! The show has all elements of shows I love and made one fu**ed up baby (adventure time, futurama, back to the future, and everything that is designed for kids with ADHD).
"I am EllisThewise, look at me!" If I would be a Rick and Morty character I am pretty sure this is what I'd look like. Spot on, eh?
What would you look like?
EllisTheLumberjack has been splitting some wood! I love being self sufficient as much as I can, if the opportunity is there :), so I went out to gather wood for my birthday party this saturday 🎉
I have been watching quite some tutorials on how to split wood, but as you can see my technique is rather choppy (see what I did there).
⚠️ Disclaimer: These axes are incredibly sharp and quite heavy, and need to be used with caution! My stance is not always correct here. Your feet should be wide apart and perpendicular to the chopping block. Don't be like Ellis, don't be stupid, save your toes! (I still have all of mine, no worries).
Shoes from
(Repost: banhammer came around, I forgot I cant upload music myself, oopsie)
Ellis is great at overexplaining memes
"Spiderman at home"
What is your favorite version of this meme? Post in comments!
01/07/2021
"Ellis, please make us a Tomb Raider Photoshoot!"
Well, as you know: your wish is my command :) Also I just LOVE to crawl into the Skin of Lara Croft, she is such a raw superhero!
Posted the rest of part 1 of this photoshoot on Patreon.com/ellisthewise as a thanks to my Patreons :)
Part 2 coming soon!
04/06/2021
Some of you were curious for me with other hair colours... here is white! This is about 2 years ago. I posted some more on Patreon 🖤💜
www.patreon.com/ellisthewise
02/06/2021
I first coloured my hair when I was 10, my mom was a hairdresser and she put bright purple in my front locks. I was over the moon with them, even though my "friends" thought I looked stupid, they laughed at it. Classic as***le teenage behaviour, we've all been there 😄
When I first moved on my own, I was so worried that I would have to go to a hairdresser: I trusted my mom a 100% with my hair, but a stranger? (Luxury problems 101) 🙈
I decided to learn to dye (and cut!) my hair myself, and since then I've had all tints of blue, pink, purple, white, black and finally now I am back to orange and red. My original colour is a dark ash blonde, which makes my eyelashes almost invisible but my eyebrows strong, and my roots dark. It is a little boring, in my opinion 🔪.
This picture was taken by the amazing photographer about half a year ago, just before I dyed my hair red.
What is the craziest thing you've done with your hair?
Odin gave one of his eyes for all the wisdom of the world.
I can't say I got much Wiser from blinding one eye, but then again I might've been Wise already.
Who is your favorite mythical creature?
Pretty Wise 💪🏻😵✌🏻
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