Fine, you’ve convinced me

girls make tiktoks about sucking off a CEO

no hun, you’re sucking off ethan for half a v**e

you really act up a lot for someone with such cute friends x

hey spotify maybe don’t play frank ocean while i’m on a comedown next time x

Tradies: another day another dollar 💰
Apprentices: another day another 15 cents 🤙

don’t call me daddy unless you’re going to make me one x

you attract what you fear the most

that’s why im absolutely terrified of pulling this weekend x

Its safer to stick a fork into a toaster than get into a relationship these days

haha yeah allday is the best!

s*x?

Girls really do be posting “my world” everytime they have a new boyfriend.

This is your 4th world this month Sarah, your really ruining the solar system.

lead a girl on for months.

call that OnlyFriends

dropping albums and panties worldwide

hahhah i luv my fans AND their families!!!!!! DALLEEEEE!!!

List of top 17 best breweries
17. You
16. Could
15. Never
14. Know
13. Because
12. There
11. Are
10. So
9. Many
8. Breweries
7. You
6. Could
5. Never
4. Try
3. Them
2. All
1. Boston Brewing Co. Denmark

If I’m paying $11 for a pint I can almost guarantee I’m taxing the glass aswell

Why can’t all cops just be like Jake Peralta and the entire cast from Brooklyn 99?

How can you confidently tell everyone around you that you’re attracted to woman

Then go out of your way and buy a triton

Tones and I new song kinda slaps 🥴🥴

Her: “Tell me what excites you 😏”

Me, trying not to say the inbetweeners : “Uhhh, just s*x and stuff...”

Cruisers are like having s*x in a canoe, fu***ng close to water

Remember those kids in school that ate glue? Yeah they drive patrols now

Joe exotic would be ‘accidentally’ dropping the soap a lot in prison

There’s not many bis*xual men... bc they can actually make up there mind on what they want

suck my pixie dick

Posts that did not age well

Sometimes I go fishing and sometimes I get catfished, ah well get that on the big jobs I guess

Hey google

Turn my feelings off

dunno about that one chief, you’re kinda giving off big studio 146 vibes

remember kids; snort a line to ensure a good time x

How do Indians throw some mentos and coke in a hole and catch fish and I struggle with a fu***ng rod and reel

do you ever just look at your co worker and think

‘how tf did you not get laid off?’

harder to do when it’s m**a :((

Bet you never noticed every 4-6 posts there’s an ad

Search miracema on snapmaps and click on this blue dot

So the zookeepers have to stay home right? Okay, f**k the Self isolation, me and the boys are now focusing on the great anteater heist of 2020

“ignoring ur problems will only create more problems”

yeah okay well im just gonna ignore those ones too then lol just try and stop me

Feeling cute might ctrl alt del myself 🥰