Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar
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05/03/2023
May your generosity fill every mug, but you never have need for such fortune's return by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar The Patrons talk about the death of selflessness, and the Self. Bring a bottle or two of port to share, and settle in.
Nothing like a few months of sobriety just to get back off the wagon. Can't help it. If we're gonna be drunks, might as well be drunks of knowledge. The Tiki Bar is back, folks. Come aboard and let's cast off!
https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/No-matter-how-hard-the-liquor--the-chaser-is-there-to-dull-the-sting--if-need-be-e1kfqbd
04/01/2022
First of the year, hot off the bar, folks. Aged like fine wine. Take a tropical break from this infernal winter to the Tiki Bar. We sure as hell will warm you up with a stiff drink.
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Everything in moderation is the motto of the house. Lest you get tossed out for a gin soaked insult by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar The patrons talk of moderation in personal experiences, and ideological zeal. Temper your shot with a good chaser, and kick up your boots for the discussion.
Apologies for the radio silence these past weeks. Personal issues have interfered with our normal recording schedule. Hope all that celebrated, had an exceptional Thanksgiving. We'll get back to our normal alcoholic pontificating soon.🌴🍹🏝
31/10/2021
The devil's tonic is by name only. Still, drink only if you dare. The liquor reflects the heart.
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The only villains at our bar, are those that skip out on the tab. by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar In this Halloween episode, the Patrons talk about the exploration of villainy in narrative and media. Grab a handful of candy, and some hot spiked cider next to the fire.
20/10/2021
We here at the Tiki Bar prefer our cup of ale aged appropriately. Lol! Grab a seat. And mind the cuts. Lol!
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We raise a glass to those who have passed. May their afterlife be soaked in divine tankards of ale by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar The Patrons question on what to do with the body: a discussion on the sanctity of death, and the discard of the mortal shell. Pour some whiskey out to those who are no longer with us, and give a listen. Voicemail line is at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
27/09/2021
At what point does one stop respecting another's rights? When is it okay? Grab a drink. There is much to discuss.
https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/At-the-pub--your-rights-end-where-the-bottle-you-throw-lands-e17ukla
At the pub, your rights end where the bottle you throw lands by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar The patrons pontificate on the resilience of rights and freedoms. Grab a snifter of Bourbon, and meditate barside. You can drop us a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
05/09/2021
One should learn to avoid drowning in their own pool of stagnant lakes. Indulge in new drinks. Just never forget the ale that hits you at just the right spot.
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Never let your drink preferences get too narrow, lest you fall into an alcoholic rut by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The patrons talk about confirmation biases, and their roots. Expand your drink tastes, and set a spell. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
22/08/2021
There is no alcoholics anonymous here. Face your indulgence head on. Shots are encouraged. This drink is rather stiff, so do drink responsibly.
https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/Never-take-more-liquor-from-Phobos--than-you-can-handle--lest-you-become-drunk-with-fear-e1698cg
Never take more liquor from Phobos, than you can handle, lest you become drunk with fear by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The patrons discuss fear, and it's potential for abuse and numb tolerance. Have a shot of tequila on hand, and a chaser if need be. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
18/08/2021
Whether in the halls of the congregation, the desolate parts of the internet, or through nature itself, the mob is ever present wherever you go. Just how does it manifest? For what purpose? How does one deal with the mob? Is there even a need? Grab a drink. Let us discuss...
https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/Never-let-your-tavern-crowd-get-too-rowdy--lest-they-take-their-celebrations-to-the-streets-e15vuro
Never let your tavern crowd get too rowdy, lest they take their celebrations to the streets. by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The patrons talk about the modern manifestation of mob mentality, and it's forms. Settle your blood with a calming spirit, and have a listen. You can leave us a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
07/08/2021
Is any port worth staying if the winds change ever so often? Can no land, however small, serve as the backbone to your voyage? A strong ale is needed. Its by no means a light passing.
https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/Your-only-guilty-of-taking-the-last-beer--anyone-catches-you-e15ioao
Your only guilty of taking the last beer, anyone catches you by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The patrons pontificate on the malleability of morality. Add some sweet & sour mix to your Amaretto, and set for a spell. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
27/07/2021
https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/It-doesnt-take-originality-to-be-a-creative-mixologist-e152k61
It doesn't take originality to be a creative mixologist. by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The patrons talk about the perceived derivative nature of ideas in the modern world, and how founded that claim may be. Slap together a cocktail, and listen within the halo of the torches. You can drop us a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
19/07/2021
Season 2, Episode 7in the legal ledger: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/Be-you-guilty--or-innocent--your-bar-tab-still-stands-with-you-e14lu3e
Be you guilty, or innocent, your bar tab still stands with you. by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The patrons talk of the concept of presumed innocence, and whether or not it is outdated in the modern legal discourse. Only straight whiskey shots at the bar this time around, so bring your own chaser. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
13/07/2021
We're back! Set course for the Seas of Maries. We explore the concept of the Mary Sue/Gary Stu.
https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/Be-careful-how-you-spin-your-tall-tale--lest-the-tavern-audience-lose-interest-e148ljh
Be careful how you spin your tall tale, lest the tavern audience lose interest. by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The patrons discuss the "Mary Sue" narrative trope. Enjoy this first episode back in person, with your favorite spirits. You can leave a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
22/06/2021
Though you may barter for a a mug of ale, it won't dispel your whole tab. by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The patrons discuss the implications of a money less society. Lean back, and indulge in a well earned pint. You can drop us a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
16/06/2021
A hiatus only means we return with a vengeance. Hop aboard. There is enough at the bar for one and all.
https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/In-the-world-of-alcohol--it-only-takes-a-change-of-taste-for-a-beverage-to-go-from-vintage-to-vile-e12tie0
In the world of alcohol, it only takes a change of taste for a beverage to go from vintage to vile by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The patrons ponder the shelf life of human legacy. It's changing paradigm, and perception by different generations. Set down for a Moscow Mule and a musing with us. Feel free to leave is a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
16/06/2021
Due to logistical issues, and a needed break between seasons, we took a bit longer to get this out. Many apologies, and we hope you enjoy. https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/The-milestone-of-adulthood-shifts-so-much--it-could-drive-a-person-to-drink-e12tglf
The milestone of adulthood shifts so much, it could drive a person to drink by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The patrons talk about the shifting nature of adulthood, and the significant lacking in rites of passage. Crack a cold one, and give an ear. You can leave us an email at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
26/05/2021
Though there be an age restriction on the bar door, there's none in regards to polite discussion by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The patrons expand their original conversation about age, and discuss youth, and it's place in political discourse. Give your martini a stir, and set a spell for our chat. You can send us a voicemail at our link: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
18/05/2021
Never let the vintage of your spirit bog down your thoughts, lest you wash away in nostalgia by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The patrons discuss generation biases, and how they color perceptions of events, both old and new. Feel free to leave us a voicemail. If it's particularly interesting, we may discuss it on a future record: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
09/05/2021
Episode twenty! The first season of the Tiki Bar is all tied up in a little bow: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/Always-ensure-that-the-tavern-tale-you-spin--is-as-predictable-as-the-weather-e10itcf
Always ensure that the tavern tale you spin, is as predictable as the weather. by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The patrons celebrate 20 episodes with a conversation about narrative, the advantages of pure vs sympathetic villains, and the ways to keep oft used movie/literary tropes fresh. Pull up a lounge chair, and sip on your tropical libation of choice. Feel free to leave a voicemail at our Anchor link: ht...
09/05/2021
Feel free to drop us a voicemail query, we'll likely discuss it in it's own segment.
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Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor Join the bar patrons Phil, Orlando, and Drew as they discuss life, philosophy, and the absurd. Focusing on a specific topic, they go wherever the conversation takes them, no matter how irreverent, or obtuse it may be.
05/05/2021
Follow the House Rules of the bar, and the Lager will flow without hassle. by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The patrons contrast objective and subjective morality. Many a gray area spoken about, so have a chaser handy. Feel free to drop us a voicemail question, and we'll likely discuss it during our next recording:https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
28/04/2021
Whether One sits alone at a table, or shoulder to shoulder with the crowd, all can raise a glass by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The patrons talk of the contrasting personality traits of introversion and extroversion. Mix some Sweet & Sour into your favorite Amaretto, and get comfortable. Feel free to leave a voicemail and we'll talk about it on our next record: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
20/04/2021
After a week of logistical delays, here we are: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/episodes/There-are-no-grand-machinations--just-good-company--and-fine-ale-ev8hj5
There are no grand machinations, just good company, and fine ale. by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The patrons speculate on the allure and obsession with conspiracies. Set a spell, with your favorite secret cocktail of liquors, and a listening ear. Feel free to send us a voicemail at https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
07/04/2021
May every glass at your bar know the stability of a courtesy coaster. by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The patrons discuss the differences between respect and common courtesy. Have a listen, and nurse a fine port.
30/03/2021
Put faith in the leader of your fellow drinkers, for they know the best on tap. by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The patrons talk of leadership, it's many flaws and values, and what constitutes a good/great leader. https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
30/03/2021
For any that wish to ask questions, either philosophical, or about the show, feel free to drop us a voicemail via https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor Join the bar patrons Phil, Orlando, and Drew as they discuss life, philosophy, and the absurd. Focusing on a specific topic, they go wherever the conversation takes them, no matter how irreverent, or obtuse it may be.
23/03/2021
In an effort to diversify One's library of liquors, be sure to not lose Oneself in lunatic pursuits by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The patrons engage in a much more heated topic. This time talking of the anti-racism movement and it's potential missteps. Have a bottle of cinnamon liquor with you, because language and discussion will get spicy. Voicemail link: https://anchor.fm/CMHTB/message
17/03/2021
Never take for granted the alchemical mixology of a good bartender by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The patrons, continuing the conversation from the previous gathering, talk of the other side of the coin: science. They discuss the nature of science, and people's reverence of it, to the point of religious belief. Nurse a bottle of draft, and set a spell.
08/03/2021
No matter the holy man who blesses your wine, may you feel warmer after you imbibe it. by Captain Mediocre's Haunted Tiki Bar • A podcast on Anchor The Patrons, joined by special guest Eric Bailey, talk of faith and spirituality. Have a smooth glass of Bourbon nestled in your grasp, as the conversation takes a more relaxed aesthetic.