jerrybigpaws

I am ridiculously good looking.

I didn’t chase a bike as it went by today so you could say I’m a pretty good boy.

Drinking muddy puddles and off roading.

I’m officially 4. My mum told me that means I can’t freak out at bicycles anymore. That will be disregarded.

My birthday is next Wednesday. Have your people talk to my people about where to send your gifts. Thank you, have a wonderful day.

Some pics of Walter and I. But mostly me because it’s my Instagram and I know know what the people want.

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Some of you are probably wondering why my toy basket is so small.
I am also wondering the same thing.

If this isn’t rude, I don’t know what is.

First ones on the trail every morning. Mum hates it.

Sucking up so she’s not mad at me doing bad dog s**t on walks.
Love you ❤️
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Sucking up so she’s not mad at me doing bad dog s**t on walks.
Love you ❤️
**t

If they forget to pack even one of my toys I swear I’ll p**p all over the new house.
goodbyeapartment **p

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If you need me I’ll be in the snow plotting ways to steal Walters next meal.

My new year’s resolution last year was to stop eating socks. I did well with that (I moved on to plastic on the streets).
I think I’m pretty perfect but maybe my resolution will be to freak out less at random men walking by me on the streets. Maybe not bark at the Uber eats people when they knock? Possibly not demand attention during the entire car ride?
Prob not.

Did I eat trash and get sick? Yes.
Did I get the good drugs? Yes.
Did I have to get X-rays? Yes.
Did it cost too much money? Yes.
Do I care? Nope. Here’s me not caring on the beach.

I didn’t think my mum spent enough money on my Christmas gifts this year, so I made her pay for X-rays with the emergency vet on Boxing Day.
Let’s hope she remembers this next year.

The trainer came again today. I was not on my best behaviour. He called it a “hectic” session. Grow up.

A trainer is coming tomorrow. They think they can make me stop barking at random men on my walks.
In the words of Miley Cyrus “I can’t be tamed.”

Ate lots of garbage on my walk today.

Two posts in a row with Walter. I should start charging him.

Everyone will be thankful this graced their timeline.

Realizing it’s just my mum and I for the next 2 months… how long is that in dog years???

He’s leaving me for two months to go to Vegas… strap a fake service dog vest on me and put me on the plane (first class of course).

Mum works in an office now, which means no more zoom meetings for me. But thankfully Alex hasn’t abandoned me like she has. Here’s some pics after our lunchtime walk.

This is the smallest human I’ve ever hung out with.

My face when there is a noise in the hall past 10:00PM.

I couldn’t show off my hot girlfriend to the public. The chick that picks up my p**p said she wasn’t “risking” walking us together. As if we’re the problem. Grow up. 🙄