Sh1t Hallsome

**tHallsome650

stop walking in the flower beds to get to silly, they're flower beds you rude people!

**tHallsome649

Relatable

**tHallsome648

me opening hall menu and seeing dessert listed as TBC

**tHallsome647

Would you rather listen to the sound of chewing in the library or listen to the screams of thousands of tortured children?

**tHallsome646

hate to be that guy but if you insist on playing guitar at midnight when the walls are paper thin I will start portering you. This is exam season. Shut up.

**tHallsome645

why did college say that all the students support the coronation… yes i ate 5 slices of cake at the party yesterday but that doesn’t mean im a chazza stan x

**tHallsome644

Like this post if you would be interested in joining a tit hall-exclusive dating app

**tHallsome643

Please can people stop having hour long conversations in the Jerwood - whispering at conversation level doesn't help and neither does your laughing out loud every 5 minutes. It's Easter term, come on, people.

**tHallsome642

s**t hallsome to whoever sprayed all over the jerwood toilet seat

**tHallsome641

where has tit hallsome gone? i want to wax poetic about Silly

**tHallsome640

ES you owe me some glasses

**tHallsome639

s**t hallsome to whoever in the jerwood closed the window on my computer while my code was running :(

**tHallsome637

S**thallsome to the group of 3rd years who think they are the s**t because they know how to send an email

**tHallsome636

s**thallsome to the admins who refuse to post our content :(

**tHallsome635

Mary Hockaday is Jackie Weaver from the Handforth Parish Council reincarnated

**tHallsome634

Can someone pls explain why RL ran for class act with no manifesto?

**tHallsome633

Cheeky

**tHallsome631

Pool for the people

**tHallsome630

S**t hallsome to all the people too scared to like or comment on s**t hallsomes. Wanna see some mad interactions, just firm the attention its funny

**tHallsome629

tit hallers as cafeteria food:
Thick and creamy yoghurt - Shrey
Spicy chicken legs - Ethan
Lemon posset - Charlotte
Post-shower babybel - Sol
Tofu wrap - Jack
Cucumber and tomato bowl - James
Soup bread roll - Jack
Pepperoni pizza slice - Gabe
Cheese bussin - Michael
Mixed veg and salt - Lucia
Pepsi and fajita - Honor
Formal bread - Anya
Leek and potato soup - Anjali
Salad bowl - Kara
Bolognese - Arran
Chips - Chloe
Onion rings - Téa
Gratin potatoes, croquette potatoes, jacket potatoes, mashed potatoes, potato rosti, curly potato fries, sweet potato fries, Bombay potatoes, potato wedges, chipped potatoes, square potatoes, roast potatoes, steamed potatoes - Ollie

**tHallsome628

S**t hallsome to the compscis who call spending an hour on Twitter and Chat GPT a degree

**tHallsome627

“I had a dream that me and Keir Starmer went wild swimming at the G7 conference” - overheard in the Aula

**tHallsome626

S**t hallsome to myself ... in the Jerwood and my throat keeps making funny noises and the guy sat near me is not wearing headphones. sorry.

**tHallsome625

S**t hallsome to the person living above me who bangs on my ceiling whenever I play the piano during very reasonable daytime hours. Get a life I beg of you

**tHallsome624

S**thallsome to anyone who owns an Apple Pencil

**tHallsome623

s**t hallsome to the people shrieking in the jerwood like it's a playground - are you 5 years old

**tHallsome622

RON IH :)

**tHallsome621

S**thallsome to people who leave the Jerwood without switching off their desk lamps

**tHallsome620

Who let wheat cook?

**tHallsome619

Did I just see Fred spence get kicked out of revs? Surely knot??