Boris The Bodger

https://m.youtube.com/watch?fbclid=IwAR3j4N3NIg6pAkPwneoVg-IYaBAyJCd2lE9OdUcY-lIVZHZj103RQlPYHvo&v=xIfj8dwrXJE&feature=youtu.be

Boris Johnson cleaning a chair, man of the people 🙄.. the David Attenborough Remix...

I am truly, truly sorry that I have spent so much time pratting about and wasting valuable time dressing up and looking for a daily photo opportunity (see below) instead of doing what the British people have so desperately needed doing

Nothing much else to do ...

Got any spare shellfish to go with these?

Nothing better to do so I’ll prat about in the dressing up box again

As easy as that. Just pop it in, gas mark 4

Every day a new photo op

Out of quarantine, back to the dressing up box.

Hello is that Dom? What do I do now? Hello? Hello? Is anyone bally there? Dom!

Back into the dressing up box, a cup of tea and a bit of a laugh. What more do you want?

Bend over and choose Mr Pinky or Mr Perky.

Nope. Not for you, sonny.

Can I waste some of your time for a photo op?

Oh I do enjoy this job. And I’m good at it, aren’t I?

Always got time for a pint. What else is there to do anyway?

Boris playing amongst the waste at the West London recycling centre. Who’s running the country meanwhile?

More cod politics from Boris.

The Conservatives' plans to create a post-Brexit Cyber-race of Britons to rule the world did not get off to a good start after they bought a tech-start up for £5 billion pounds that didn't have any robots.

Original photo, 14th May 2016

Here is Boris lying in front of a digger, just as he promised, 18th January 2019.

In December 2019, we were blessed with a local visit

Boris Johnson tries to count, or something, at a Public Health England research lab, 1st March 2020

Boris Johnson, just before he hid in a fridge, 11th December 2019.

Boris assumes a manly stance to play whack-a-mole, 7th August 2013.

Boris Johnson down a London sewer, 28th January 2016. One of the times he has surrounded himself with turds.