The Alka-LINE

🚨The Alka-LINE N E W P R O D U C T 🚨

SMOKERS BLEND 😙💨

H E R B A L 🌿 H A Z E

🔥ELEVATE your smoking experience! Similar to the soothing effects of the Indica strains, Herbal Haze induces a state of calmness and relaxation, no matter the occasion!

🦋Blue Lotus, Mugwort aka “the dream herb”, and Skullcap offer the PERFECT balance of deep sleep and easy dreaming!

NOT A SMOKER? YOU CAN SIP IT TOO ☕️🧘🏽‍♀️

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We’ve perfected our “Meat” substitute 😚🤌🏽😋

S/O to Chef Stef 👩🏽‍🍳🫶🏽

•Walnuts
•Lentils
•Chickpeas
•Quinoa
•Alkaline Seasonings

Oh! And it’s PACKED with “protein” 🌿😌🦾💯

Heavy Metals are TOXIC to the Human Body but they make them look and smell SO GOOD, don’t they?

Deodorant 🆚 Antiperspirant

💥Deodorants deodorize, make sweat smell "good”

💥Antiperspirants stop us from sweating and we’ve been tricked to believe that’s a “good thing”

👩🏽‍⚕️The ODOR most of you are worried about is caused by the bacteria on your skin interacting with the sweat under your arms, because sweat itself is mainly WATER!

“If you stink, change what you eat!”

☣️ALUMINUM is an active ingredient in most antiperspirants. It not only blocks the glands from sweating out toxins, IT IS A TOXIN! It eventually works it’s way through the skin and bloodstream leading you to BC and other Dis-eases 😓

🌿LIVER + KIDNEY + HEAVY METAL DETOX 🔻
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🌸🌸M O T H E R S D A Y S P E C I A L 🌸🌸

🌸 Nurture and Nourish Bundle 🌸

Treat a special woman in your life to the ultimate gift of health and wellness this Mother's Day with our exclusive promotion! Our carefully curated bundle is designed to provide her with a complete experience of rejuvenation, self-care, and knowledge 🧘🏽‍♀️💯

Introducing the "Nurture and Nourish" bundle, valued at $75, now available at a special Mother's Day price of $60!

Here's what the package includes:

🌿☕️ God Body Blends- Wombman Tea
✨Give her the gift of soothing, healing herbs that specially support hormonal balance, ease menstrual discomfort, and promote overall womb health!

🩺🥼30-Minute Phone Consultation:
✨Through a 30-minute consultation, she will receive valuable insights, practical advice, and guidance on maintaining a healthy lifestyle, including tips for incorporating alkaline eating into a daily routine!

🤔📒Ebook: The Alka-LINE Quick Start Guide
✨Packed with easy-to-follow recipes, tips, and a wealth of information, it will empower her to embrace alkaline eating and reap the benefits of a balanced, nourishing diet. From boosting energy levels to supporting overall well-being, this ebook is a valuable resource for anyone seeking a healthier lifestyle!

Give her the gift of self-care and let her experience the joy of healthy living 🌸🫶🏽✨

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💥Autoimmune Diseases are conditions that causes the body to attack itself (Lupus, MS, RA, etc)

💥Crohn’s Disease is a type of Inflammatory Bowel Disease that attacks the digestive tract causing symptoms like chronic inflammation, bleeding, severe diarrhea, and weight loss that can lead to malnutrition

💥The immune system mistakes food, bacteria or other materials in the GI tract for foreign substances and responds by sending white blood cells into the lining of the bowels

R E S E T Y O U R G U T 🗣️💯

👩🏽‍⚕️🚫MEAT ✅Fruits
🚫DAIRY ✅Vegetables
🚫WHEAT ✅HERBS
🚫SUGAR

G O D B O D Y B L E N D S - “Our speciality is Special Tea” 🌿☕️🧘🏽‍♀️✨

Pre- Order Available 📦🏃🏾‍♂️💨

Teabags Incld ☕️‼️

💥Parasite Cleanse
💥Blood Cleanser
💥Digestive Support

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N A T U R A L D E O D O R A N T 🪨‼️

The Gut🤰🏾is one of the easiest things to heal 💯

🌿🧘🏽‍♀️✨

⚠️⚠️⚠️Starch is a C H E M I C A L ⚠️⚠️⚠️

Corn is Man-Made and unnatural, meaning it will NOT grow by itself!

👩🏽‍⚕️Anything that contains STARCH is unnatural and ACIDIC.. because Mother Nature doesn’t produce Starch!!! 🌍☣️🚫💯

Sleep is all about F A S T I N G, so when you don’t sleep your body can’t collect toxins and repair what’s needed in your system🐛🥩🦠 😓..


R E S T 🛌‼️

💥For those of you that have decided to “replace” meat with fish or consider yourselves Pescatarian..

👩🏽‍⚕️Not only has eating fish from U.S. Lakes, Rivers, and across the worlds Oceans been linked to drinking a month’s worth of CONTAMINATED WATER that contains “forever chemicals” 😳💧🐟🚱

Fish is also FULL of parasites and ROTS in your intestines 🦠🥴

I hope this helps 🦀🍤💯

START SAVING YOUR SEEDS‼️

NON-GMO FRUITS AND VEGETABLES ONLY‼️

WE LOVE UPDATES 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Natural healing can be new and uncertain for some, so we appreciate the trust and continued support we receive from you all!

Thank you! ✨🧘🏽‍♀️

⚠️⚠️⚠️Starch is a C H E M I C A L ⚠️⚠️⚠️

Sweet Potatoes are Man-Made and unnatural, meaning it will NOT grow by itself!

👩🏽‍⚕️Anything that contains STARCH is unnatural and ACIDIC.. because Mother Nature doesn’t produce Starch!!! 🌍☣️🚫💯

💥When your Food Supply is full of chemicals and hormones, how do you expect not to get sick? 🥴😪

👩🏽‍⚕️A key to healthy eating? Avoid any food that has its own TV Commercial 📺💁🏽‍♀️🍔💯

“So what do I eat?!”

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(This is NOT a cookbook)

💥Ferrous Sulfate is not REAL Iron..

👉🏽Iron comes from rocks and plants, not made synthetically in a laboratory 💊👈🏽🚫

👩🏽‍⚕️Walking around with “low iron” will eventually result in disease if not corrected because your body needs OXYGEN‼️

Sarsaparilla has the HIGHEST iron content found in any plant 🌿 ideally given to anyone with iron deficiencies and our Mineral Magnet has it PLUS MORE 🙌🏽🧘🏽‍♀️

FF: When your iron is 🆙 It’s IMPOSSIBLE to get sick ☕️✨💯


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We’ll be announcing some new Herbal Blends to our God Body Collection 🔜☕️‼️

You can find our existing products online 🛒📦

Thank you for your continued support & Happy Healing 🙌🏽🧘🏽‍♀️✨

-The Alka-LINE

Risings Kinfolks!

Anybody up for a friendly challenge?

Summer is around the corner ☀️👙⛱️

So lets do some Spring cleaning and BULK UP our God Body The Alka-LINE WAY 🍉🥑🍐🦾💯

E-Book is available at shopthealkaline.com

First Time Experiences will influence your healing journey, and we want to make yours as SMOOTH AS POSSIBLE 🧘🏽‍♀️..

We’ve realized that drinking loose tea may be a new experience for some of you.. So we’ve included (unbleached) TEABAGS TO YOUR GOD BODY BLEND ORDERS 🙌🏽🌿☕️‼️

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Risings Kinfolks and Happy Spring 🌺🌼🌸🥰

Today officially starts the New Year 🙌🏽🫶🏽

The medicines your doctor prescribes doesn’t remove/cure the illness or dis-ease..

They just help you MANAGE it 💊👨🏻‍⚕️💯