A.J BOYZzzz

Naked Choir Mistress

A blind guy visited his choir mistress at home and found her bathing. Since he was blind, she let him in. After bathing, she came out naked shaving in front of him and she tried to make a conversation by asking him, "Brother Kwame, what brings you here? Is everything fine at home?""He replied, "Yes, very fine. I came to tell you that I have done the eye operation, so I can see now."
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Fear women 😜😜🤣🤣

There were eleven people ten men and one woman hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didnt, the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping.
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Abeg make una follow me,
Abeg na 🙏

The Hungry guy 😆😆🤣🤣

Okoro was walking on the street very hungry and saw bread lying on the corner of the road. He took it and started eating it. After he finished eating it, he saw a coconut and just beside the bread, he wanted to eat it too but he didn't see any knife to cut it. So he decided to use his teeth only to feel a painful 'whamp' on his face! He woke and heard his elder brother saying, "You've eaten all the whole pillow! Now you are biting my head. Are you possessed?!"
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Crazy Nonsense

You got a babe's number and you used "chick" to store her name. Is her Mum a fowl?You bought suya for your woman, she ate everything while you just ate the onions. Are you a vegetarian?You are with your guy but you are on your phone talking to different guys every five minutes, yet you claim you are not cheating on your guy. My sister, are you an MTN customer care agent?You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry. Were you expecting her to say wisdom and understanding?You took your girlfriend to the club everyday, then you married her and you want her to stop going to the club. Were you expecting a miracle? Your girlfriend dumps you for a rich man and you call her a GOLD DIGGER. but your sister did the same to another guy, yet you gave a testimony in Church saying, "Its the grace of God." You are an Hypocrite!Your babe got F9 parallel in WAEC, and she still asking you for Brazilian Hair of #150.000. Where does she want to fix the hair on?You have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks is scattered all ova your body yet you still want a tattoo. Are you a zebra?You are 6 feet tall, but you still wear 6 inches high heels shoe. Do you want to whisper to God?You are snapping in different type of cars, yet you expect your man to believe you are not cheating. Are you a mechanic?You gather different girls picture on your phone and yet you expect your girl to believe you are not cheating. Are you a digital photographer?He gave you an engagement ring for over five years, but he hasn't married you yet. My dear, are you the lord of the rings?You pay your babe's university school fees and yet you have not written JAMB. Are you part of the scholarshipboard?You are 18 years and your sugar daddy is 70 years old and you are calling him BABY. My sister, he should be your ANCESTOR!Your babe is licking ice cream and you're drinking pure water. Are you diabetic?You read all of this and yet you thumb it down? Are you Boko Haram? PLEASE follow me 😢

Just hit dat like button slowly and walk away 🤣🤣

Coded Conversation

A girl was with her father when he saw her boyfriend coming. GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor. BOY: No, I want that our hymns called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"GIRL: I don't have that one... may be you should take the other one "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie.BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS" while coming to school... GIRL: I will also bring this one too, "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe.Then;DAD: These are too many books, will he read all of them?GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart.DAD: Okay, don't forget to give him the one on the table titled, "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka.
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Send a message to learn more

Three flies in a trashcan get trapped overnight in a bathroom. The first fly goes to the sink, the second fly stays in the tub, and the third fly chooses the toilet. The next morning, all the exhausted flies gather back in the garbage can. The first fly says, "Im exhausted! I almost got washed down the drain." The second fly says, "I almost got squashed by feet in the shower!" The third fly says, "The toilet was fine until it suddenly got dark. First, I heard thunder, then it started to rain, and if it werent for that big brown log, I surely would have drowned."
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂