Ugaboss comedies

I called a married woman who was owing me money, but she didn't pick my calls.
I called her 10 times more, still no answer...

Knowing that her husband was not at home, I decided to send her this message;
Hello Madam, I'm not calling you for the money, I just wanted to tell you that 2 ladies were fighting over your husband in town today. It was a big fight and he was just there watching, until one of the girls managed to escape into his car and they both drove off".

After some minutes, she called me but I ignored her.😄😂😃
She kept calling and I saw 21 missed calls from her and a message which read;
Where was the fight?
Where did they go?
Did you notice those girls?
Please tell me, because I am falling apart".😭😩😭

She called again about 5 times and I still didn't answer.Then another message from her; "I have your money, please can we meet, so you can tell me more?"

Then I replied;
"Okay, you can send it to my account, and when I pass by the filling station to refuel, I will pick you and drive you to one of the ladies house because I know her".😃😅😁

After 2 minutes, I checked my account balance, my money was fully paid.
I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby...😂🤣😅
Am I wicked?.

Kindly be the judge abeg cos I hate what I don't like

I was scared 2days i was vomiting and feeding dizzy.
I thought i was pregnant until my mum reminded me that I'm a boy

Money can give you all the fake women in the world, but poverty can give you a woman who truly loves you.

When you stop telling ur friends everything about ur life,ur enemies will stop knowing much about u. Speak less and pray more

You can't hurt a woman over and over again and expect her to love you unconditionally every single hurt reduces her love for you.

RELATIONSHIPS ADVICE FOR YOU
Sometimes heartbreak brings us to the right place. Every relationship must not end in marriage. Heartbreak will end a relationship but it will not end your love life. There are some disappointment you need in life so as to be appointed.

You need to date someone in other to fix your date but not everyone deserves a date. Most people are READY on Social Media but their Private Parts are busy offline. Do not hurt your feelings, when they take a walk because is better now than after Marriage.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

(1) Whatsoever you can't fix, kindly let go is not your own.

(2) One person does not sustain a relationship, if you can't fix it together, then you're not mature for it.

(3) When there is a sudden change of attitude without reason, don't force yourself on him/her.

(4) If is not working out, don't hurt your emotions, trying to fix what is not meant to be..

(5) What gives you sleepless night and tears is not your own, kindly let go..

(6) No matter how hard you try to fix it, you can't satisfy someone that is after LUST.

(7) Don't be an enemy of your future happiness.Overlook the past and focus on the future. Everything Is Gonna Be Fine Again.

AM I MAKING SENSE HERE ❓❓

My virginity is for my wife 🙄 that's why I'm using condom😀 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️