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RIP: Veteran Nollywood actor John Okafor, popularly known as Mr Ibu is dead.😭😭

Kevin Kiptum dies at 24yrs

Wife: I have been with my husband,Kiptum, for 10yrs
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Life is like a door, never trust the sun because the Tv will remove the Sim card 🥴

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10 Life Changing Lessons From the Book “The 48 Laws of Power”

1. Never outshine the master

Never make yourself look too much better than your master.

Instead, make your masters appear more brilliant. Do things that make them look good in front of their own masters.

In return, they will reward you as they see that you are valuable to them.

2. Never put too much trust in friends

Don’t rely on friends to always tell you the truth and do you favours. Doing so makes you vulnerable and susceptible to manipulation.

At the end of the day, everyone will do what is in their best interests.

3. Learn how to use enemies

Enemies can actually be great allies. You know that the relationship is strictly business so u never expect any more than that.

In addition, an enemy will have a lot more to prove to you; by working with them, you give them an incentive to work well.

4. Conceal Your Intentions

You never know what other people are thinking or if they will be offended by what you reveal.

Thus, it is best to simply use a front that is different from what you truly want.

Then focus on your self-interest in your own mind.

5. Always say less than necessary

When you say something, you can never take it back.

People have heard it and they will remember it.

That is why you must choose your words very carefully.

6. Guard your Reputation with your life

Make your reputation a powerful blessing.

Bring it up so that people see you as someone who is strong, smart, and respected.

Such a reputation will in turn fuel your growth as the world opens up to make achieving your goals much easier.

7. Court attention at all costs

Get as many eyes on u as possible.

Make sure people know who u are and give u their attention.

That will make u stand out from the crowd as people take notice of u, giving u many more opportunities to grow, succeed, and achieve whatever you want

8. Get others to do the work for you, but always take the credit

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THE WISE ME 😂🙆‍♂️

A female class teacher was having a prøblem with a boy named Emmanuel in her class in Primary 3.
Emmanuel said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4".

The Madam had heard enough and took the Emmanuel to the principal.
The principal decided to test Emmanuel with some questions from Primary 4.

Principal: What is 3+3?

Emmanuel: 6.

Principal: 6+6.

Emmanuel: 12.

Emmanuel got all the questions right.
The principal told the Madam to send Emmanuel to Primary 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.

Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?

Emmanuel: Legs.

Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have?

Emmanuel: Pockets.

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Emmanuel: Coconut.

Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?

*The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could støp the answer, Emmanuel was taking charge*

Emmanuel: Bubble gum.

Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

Emmanuel: Tent.

*The principal was looking restless*

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.

Emmanuel: Wedding ring.

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?

Emmanuel: Nose.

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.

Emmanuel: Arrow.

Principal: O MY GOD.

Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends with a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?

Emmanuel: Fork.

Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

Emmanuel: Surname.

Principal: Chinekeme!!.

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?

Emmanuel: Heart.

Principal: Eeeeeh!!.. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam,
"Send this BL00DY boy to the university...
Even I myself got all the answers wrong!"😂🙆‍♂️

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Kamau👨, Mutuku👨🏻 and Omondi👨🏽 were kidnapped.They were taken to a place they didn't know,all three were told by kidnappers waende wakam na matunda kumi kila mtu.Kamau👨 alikuwa wa kwanza kukam na machungwa🍊🍊 zake kumi.Kumbe hizo matunda ulkuwa uingize kwa Anus💩 ziingie zote ndiyo uachiliwe.Kamau aliingiza ya kwanza,ya pili akashindwa🥲🥲. Sijui mutuku👨🏻 akinjajaruka aje akakam na grapes...sa juu grapes🍇 ni ndogo akaingiza 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 kuenda kuingiza ya kumi akacheka zikamwagika zote.Ma kidnappers🤨🤨 wakamuuliza kwa nini amecheka akajibu"nimeona Omondi👨🏽 na watermelon 🍉"... Am still laughing😂😂😂😂😂
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