Meanderings of a Mediocre Middle Aged White Woman

I used to be really fat, but now I'm just fat.

Before I became just fat, people - usually those playing fix the fat girl - would ask if I prefered sweets or carbs. In response, I'd stare at them in open wonder, as if like they'd just asked me if I believed the moon was cheese, and say:

I'm almost 500 pounds. Do you really think I have a preference?