Di ngene ne ntwn e stoksin

I went thru her phone to see if she's cheating, i found screenshots of me cheating

When Jesus told animals to respect us, I don't think mosquitoes attended the meeting

STREET FOOTBALL IS THE BEST😂

RULE 1:
The fat kid was always the goalkeeper.

RULE 2:
The owner of the ball decides who plays.

RULE 3:
The one who is not picked was responsible to fetch the ball when it got out of play in order to play the next game.

RULE 4:
When the owner of the ball got annoyed, it's game over.

RULE 5:
You can't dribble the owner of the ball too much, this may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.

RULE 6:
No offsides and there was no referee.

RULE 7:
The two best players cannot play in the same team, so they challenge themselves and pick others.

RULE 8:
If you're chosen last it means you're not good and you will remain in defense.

RULE 9:
The best player is always in the same team with the owner of the ball.

RULE 10:
There's always a house which when the ball fell in there, we knew game is over. So be careful.

RULE 11:
Game will only be over when it is dark and we could barely see the ball.

Others were calling themselves Ronaldo and Messi but they were defenders😂

Italian Relationship:
1st day= S*x
2nd day= S*x again.
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French Relationship:
1st day = McDonalds & kiss
2nd day = S*x
3rd day = S*x again
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British Relationship:
1 day= Restaurant & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = s*x and more s*x
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American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= S*x
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African Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast again
3rd day= Ask if we could date
4th day= Agree
5th day= KFC
6th day= McDonald's
7th day= KFC again with three of her hungry
friends.
8th day= Nandos & Hug.
9th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
10th day= kiss
11th day= Long kiss
12th day= Tried to have s*x but failed.
13th day= Tried to have s*x but Failed Again
14th day= Don't talk to each other
15th day= The Boy Apologizes.
16th day= Debonairs and Long Kiss
17th day= Tried to have S*x but Failed
18th day= R**e.
19th day= Jail

A Man Got into A Taxi Going Home One Evening but Before The Taxi Took Off, He Saw His Wife entering A Lodge With Another Man🤔He Quickly asked The Taxi Driver, "Do You Want To Make $5000 In Few Mins?".😩 The taxi Man Happily Answered, "Of Course Sir, What Do I Do For You?"🙉The Man Said, Here Is A Photo Of My wife, Go Inside That Lodge And Get Me My Stupid wife As You Pull Her By Her Hair😒.... But Few Mins later The Man Was Surprised To See The Taxi Driver dragging Out A Different Woman From The Lodge😦Slapping And Kicking Her Terribly And The Woman Was Screaming.
The Man Shouted At The Taxi driver, " Noo!!! Leave That Woman Alone, She's Not my Wife"😦
The taxi Driver Answered "Relax Sir, This One Is My own wife Hold her For Me While I Go Get Your own wife😂😂

Just set in the shower for an hour thinking how Mercedes has 3 E's all pronounced differently