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-Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
-Ok.
-A white horse fell into mud.
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How fast can you guess these words...
1) BOO_S
2) __ __ NDOM
3) F__ __ K
4) P _ N _ S
5) P U__ S__
6) S __ X
You got all 6 wrong, didn't you? You dirty-minded freak!
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Answers: Books, Random, Fork, Pants, Pulse, six.
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Love
For Lovely Friends
Kiss is The Key of Love
Love is The Lock of Marriage
Marriage is The Box of Children
And too many Children Means
more problems for the world
so please stop kissing
and save the World for a while...
She : Am I looking fat?
He : Yes
She : Shut up. Don't you ever dare talk to me!!
She : Am I looking fat?
He : No
She : Liar
She : Am I looking fat?
He : Maybe
She : can u ever b decisive
She : Am I looking fat?
He : I don't know
She : Are you blind?
She : Am I looking fat?
He : Depends
She : Oh you comparing me with some one else..
She : Am I looking fat?
He : *silence*
She : Are you deaf?
There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.
For everything else there is Google ...!!!😂👻
Wife vs. Girlfriend Joke
*JOKE OF THE CENTURY*
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*A grandson, notice his grandpa look rather tense so to break the ice, he asks his grandpa one question while on the way back from school....*
What is the difference between 'Wife' and 'Girlfriend?'
Grandpa thought for a minute and Simplified the explanation like this ;
Listen Son ,
*Wife* is like a *TV* and *Girlfriend* is like a *MOBILE.*
At home you *watch* TV,
but when you go out you *take* your MOBILE.
Sometimes you *enjoy* TV, but most of the time, you *play* with your MOBILE.
TV is (as good as) *free* for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't *pay,* the services will be *terminated.*
TV is *big, bulky* and most of the time *old,*
But the MOBILE is *cute, slim, curvy, replaceable* and *portable.*
Operational costs for TV is often *acceptable*
but for the MOBILE, it is often *high* and *demanding.*
TV has a *remote*
but MOBILE *doesn't.*
Most importantly, MOBILE is a *two-way communication* (you talk and listen), but with the TV, you *MUST only listen* (whether you want to or not)!😝
Last but not least!
Yet TVs are superior because TVs don't have *viruses,* but MOBILES often *do*😂
And mobiles can be easily *hacked* or *stolen.*
*Take Care*
*Stick to TV only*
Issued in Public interest!
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