BraBen the BB

If blind people can't see do they dream

So blind people only see one color black

It's always night and no moon when you're blind s**t

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things. He immediately phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?" and George said, "No," and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them

S*x before MARIAGE What about those girls who got r***d before MARIAGE will they go to heaven

SINCE THERE IS PHYSICAL SCIENCE
THE MUST ALSO BE EMOTIONAL SCIENCE

What gift can I buy for a blind guy guys I don't know

THE WAY YOU'RE SO FAT EVEN A PARACHUTE CAN'T DO IT'S JOB

THE PAIN WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE BUT YOU CAN ONLY SEE HER IN YOUR DREAMS COZ SHE REALLY DON'T EXIST

5 things American Movies Teach Us:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.

2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.

3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote Basketball/Baseball.

4. Aliens have special interest in attacking the U.S.

5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires.

5 things Indian Movies teach us:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.

2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry, whichever wire you cut... you always choose the right one.

3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wounds.

4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.
The most hilarious one...

5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps

Love Letter Using Subjects

I am bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME I saw you.I am bad in CHEMISTRY but I can tell you my REACTION when you SMILE.I am bad in PHYSICS but I can tell the INTENSITY the SPARKS of my EYES give, when they SEE you.I am bad in every SUBJECT but I can TELL ALL.I will PASS all SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU!

Son and dad plus soap

Son: dad WHERE'S the soap
Dad: It's been 13 days waiting for you ask
Son: WHAT do you mean 13 days
Dad: i didn't believe our neighbours but now I do
Son: WHAT IF I've been taking a bath at my bros
Dad: then why don't go take a bath again at your bro
Son: ahhh....
Dad: WHAT IF I Ask your bro anyways look at your neck Da
Mn son what's poppin
Son: ahh.. Dad they said if I don't bath for 15 days they WON'T KICK my ass
Dad: who
Son: ahh... look dad I broke our neighbour's tap and they don't have water now it's a punishment
Dad: DAMN son

You are my sister but I'm not your sister who am i

As a vegan then they turn you into a vampire will you eat humans hair

GOD IS A BOY
JESUS IS A BOY
SATAN IS A BOY

NO WIFE & MA********ON IS A SIN ARE THEY GAY 🤔

A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train’s window shouted…
“Dad, look the trees are going behind!”
Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old’s childish behavior with pity,
suddenly he again exclaimed…
“Dad, look the clouds are running with us!”
The couple couldn’t resist and said to the old man…
“Why don’t you take your son to a good doctor?”
The old man smiled and said…
“I did and we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today

Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you

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NEED A GIRL MY HANDS A TIRED

AFTER SMOKING W**D

BEN: BRO WHAT WILL YOU DO IF THE PLANE IS FALLING
TEN: GET A PARACHUTE
BEN: DAMN BRO THAT'S FOR KIDS
TEN: WHAT THE YOU MEAN IT'S FOR KIDS
BEN : DON'T YOU GET IT FOOL YOU JUST RELAX AND SMOKE W**D THEN GET HIGH
TEN: SAY WHAT MOTHER FACKER
BEN: YOU FOOL I WANT TO BE A PILOT AND TRY IT
TEN: WELL GOOD FOR ME I'LL BE AT YOUR FUNERAL EATING

IF THERE IS A BREAK IN THE WAR I'D BE A SOLDIER

A BLIND MAN DIED BUT HE NEVER SAW HIS D**K damn

In jail there are camera's that means they watch gay p**n when your UNCLE drops the soap

AFTER SHE SUCKED YOUR D**K THEN SHE TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES THEN SHE SAYS DON'T MIND MY D**K get in the back door

AFTER SMOKING W**D

BEN: TODAY I HAD A NIGHTMARE
TEN: TELL ME WHAT YOU SAW
BEN: MAN I SAW A FISH
TEN: A FISH YOU HIGH BRO
BEN: BRO THE FISH WAS FLYING
TEN: WHAT THE F...
BEN: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT
TEN: BELIEVE WHAT? BELIEVE YOUR NIGHTMARE HUH?
BEN: NO OHH I MEAN YES THE FISH WAS ON DERSET BRO I DON'T WANNA SLEEP AGAIN
TEN: THIS IS THE LAST TIME I FEED YOU MY W**D

AFTER EATING POISON THEN SOMEONE HOLDING A GUN SAYS YOU THROW UP I WILL SHOOT YOU

THIS VIRGINS ARE TO CLEVER ONLY PAY YOU A VISIT WHEN ON THEIR PERIODS

GOD DON'T HAVE A WIFE GUYS WHAT'S HAPPENING

Damn WHEN YOU'RE USING FACEBOOK IN YOU'RE OUT OF DATA NOT OUT OF JAIL

BE HONEST IN THIS ONE IF YOUR CRUSH FARTS WHAT WILL YOU SAY ?

I WONDER WHO WAS THE FIRST MAN TO PAY LOBOLA

What's the difference between a rat n a mouse

WHEN YOU IN A HELICOPTER THEN OUT OF FUEL REST IN PEACE WHEN LAND

WHEN YOU'RE LOST IN THE MALL THEN YOU DECIDE TO LIGHT A CIGARETTE SO THE SECURITY WILL KISS YOU ASS OUT

AFTER S*X STILL YOUR MOTHER IS NOT PREG THAT MEANS YOUR BROTHERS N SISTERS ARE DEAD HUH

IF YOU WANT TO BE HAPPY STAY AT HOME

IF A PASTOR USES CONDOM IS IT A SIN? REMEMBER THAT'S KILLING

THE PAIN OF USING FACEBOOK IN JAIL YOU'RE IN FREE MODE BUT NOT FREE