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YOU HAVe BeEN HaCKed by THE H4MST3R!

If you want the truth (can you handle the truth?!) - WATCH HERE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqdAGrYR-98&t=2s

Hamster Anon

Hello there, I’m Desmond. I’m one of the newest members of BuzzR and I’ll be serving in Lindsay’s stead (due to her being on paid-vacation). I hate to say it, but I miss having her around.



I’m not the smartest eggshell, but I try my best to get people their coffee on time. Life as a BuzzR intern is tough, but the pay is good. But juggling this with my classes at CAC University is really kicking my tailfeathers.



I know I’m supposed to be unbiased on the election… But I have a weird feeling about Huxley. He’s been cozying up to Mr. Vespin, and a part of me is seeing big red flags.



Another big thing, a portion of our company is considering hopping dimensions! The portal has grown bigger and one of our operatives has actually explored/is exploring all that the other world has to offer.



I’ve never been there… But I here the Pumpkin Spice Lattes are to die for. Soooo, if you don’t hear back from me or my co-workers, you know where I went.



K,K, Byee



- Desmond Shels, Intern at BuzzR

Howdy everyone, I’m Slim, and I just wanted to talk to ya’ll considerin’ you’re not from round these parts. I’m not much of a person for light chatter, but I’m really interested in seein’ what your world has to offer.



BuzzR’s cracked down hard on the employees fraternizin’ with people from other dimensions, but I reckon we gotta make some headway or we ain’t goin’ nowhere. So, I’ll try to keep BuzzR from findin’ this post.



But try to send me some messages and questions about anythin’ and I’ll do my best to give you the lowdown. And if all else fails, try sendin’ a message over to ([email protected]) . If anyone will have answers for ya, it’ll have to be the boss.



- Slim Jackdonahue, Rootin’ Tootin’ Communications Director of BuzzR

Okay, this is interesting. Apologies for the delay, but we’ve noticed some discrepancies in logic. When we attempted logging into BEXT on our servers, it took us to a website called, “FaceBook” and none of our voters, supporters and followers appear to come from the Islands.



I never thought I’d be saying this… But I think we’ve broken reality. This. Is. REMARKABLE! BuzzR has been cited as a company that has done numerous things, but “Broken the Laws of Reality” was never one of those. I am hyperventilating as I’m typing this, which shouldn’t even be possible since I’m a ghost and don’t have any lungs. X3



Also, while we attempted to talk with Mr. Fird about the election and your various questions… He seemed more occupied talking with our CEO, Mr. Vespin. We sincerely apologize, but we will try and answer your questions as best as we can.



- Lindsay Booql, Ghostly Supervisor of BuzzR

Hello everyone, this is Lindsay Booql of BuzzR, I have noticed some… Interesting things regarding your messages. You don’t seem to be registered on our island’s residents’ page.



Probably a glitch in the server, but I’m happy that we at least have some voters pitching in and showing their support. This week, we’ll be having Huxley Fird visit our headquarters, so if you have any questions, please be sure to leave them nearby and we’ll try to ask them to him.



I still can’t understand how there’s so many people on BEXT, this website just opened up. I’ll have the guys at I.T. check things out, Ciao.



- Lindsay Booql, Ghostly Supervisor of BuzzR

Hello everyone, and welcome to the birth of BuzzR’s first social media site! We recently moved from our "partnership" with UnderWeb and have made our permanent stay here. All of use here at BuzzR are so blessed to see such wonderful candidates ready for the big election.



With our new home on this platform, BEXT, we hope to ensure that all of you wonderful supporters have the easiest way to voice your opinions regarding our candidates. Remember all is fair in love and war, so don’t be a sorry sport if your candidate falls short of success.



Mr. Fird, Mr. Crème, and Mrs. Featherly are all incredible sports regarding the campaign, and we want to wish them the best. This site will temporarily serve to communicate your questions and wishes to them.



- Your friends at BuzzR Wireless