Uncle Jeremy

I wasn't gonna say anything but Diddy touched me too

They take our Jobs now our WOMEN! Smh 😡

The rapture happened and not a single one of us made the cut so no one noticed 😎

My uncle talkin bout "try one nephew" no TF I'm not🤣🤣🤣🤣

My homies and I watching the eclipse tomorrow

Him : Imma make you scream

The scream maker:

NUN BUT BIG 🌰 NUTS YOU LITTLE NUTTY PROFESSOR

Coming Soon to a theater near you.

Don't forget that tomorrow starts the new Facebook rule where Mark Zuckerberg can sneak into your kitchen at night and eat whatever he wants from your refrigerator.

To stop him from doing that, copy and paste this message on your Facebook feed:

"I do not authorize Mark Zuckerberg to sneak into my house and eat anything in my refrigerator. With this statement, I notify Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg to leave my milk, eggs, butter, cheese, veggies, sandwich meats, pickles, and leftover pizza alone."

After you copy and paste this message, the light in your refrigerator will blink three times, and then turn blue 🔵. You’re good to go. Mark won't be able to eat your food.

Bruh where’s

Time to relax everyone...you don't have to worry about pretending to be Christian again until Christmas.

Happy Easter 🐇🐣🐰

I swear I'm gonna slap Adam and Eve when I get to heaven. This is some bulls**t.

Bro why is Ben Affleck's Spanish way better than Jennifer Lopez? 🤣😂💀

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