Murife don't run

If you want a perfect guy, just be patient my sister, Jēsus Is Coming Soon.😊

2. OYINBO HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!!
You can now check your weight on your phone; just dial *158 #, put your phone on the ground then stand on it, if you want accurate reading, just jump on it and quickly check out the reading.
No need to thank me for this info. Haba!!! What are we friends for?😂

Just try it now

3. A Relationship without Sēx helps you to focus on important things like Cheāting🤷😂

4. I want a Girlfriend who can put my picture on their gate and write "Beware of him, he is my bøyfriend"🙄

5. If her name is ESTHER and she has BLEACHED her skīn.....just call her ESTABLISHED🙆

6. I met my former geography teacher and he asked me wat I do for a living I told him I sell metamorphic rocks💪

7. Teacher: I kīlled a person, tell me this sentence in future tense.
Student: In future tense u are going in jāil🤔

8. I heard that rich people don't eat much I hardly finish my meal these days
You saying something Lawd??🙏

9. We men don't chēat, we just want to know the difference between Chioma and Chiamaka🚶

10. Pls If you know that you don't really løve me pls don't jokingly call me DEAR or DARLING. Because I dey quickly fall in løve😥

11. Why is that when a lady spend a nīght in a guy's house, the phone never rings till she goes??
Is it a network problem?🤔

12. The smēll of garlic lasts longer than lagos relationships.🤦

13. Did you see any woman spraying money at Oba?
The only thing they know how to spray is Perfume and Rumours🏃‍♂️🏃

14. “Marry a beautiful wīfe oh … So that when you go to family gathering, she will be asked to prepare salad and not to wash intestines of goats and cow🤷

15. Nigerian Government UAR government...
Y'all should just getat!!! You always fāil in keeping Promises Ordinary to block SIM cards since last year una no fit.
Confused people🙄

16. Forget about Døgs, have you ever been chased by Tolotolo 🦃
That animal nah cūltist

Good morning hope i mad