Big Mother Rucker Oil Co.

Sumbody braked our servise van window. U no hoo u er.
Reward fur info leadin to da arrest of dis poosie

Dez futhermuckers at Big Mother Rucker er constipating inventin a union! Iz dat posibull fur a few fuel haulurz to do dat? Haz dare evur Ben a union attemptid?

Mack Rucker, CEO BIG Mother Rucker Oil Co. an weeken door greetur at da Walmartz.

Absolutlie amazin what sum dem Louisianerians half to tallerate!

Wez are paying top dollar fur VALID terminal loading cards. Willin to pay extry if TWIC card iz included. Are clown a*z driverz kant get carded without full time supervision and nary one can pass a backyard check. Message wit what youz have….. freshly printed cash in hand 😏

Big Momma sayz my commint wuz inappropriated. Whatcha think? Iz juss speeking faxs.

So wez hant got da money to upgraded da cumpany truk we call da Dam Ram to a Chevorlet so I did da nex bess thang.

Mack Rucker, CEO BIG Mother Rucker Oil Co. an weeken door greetur at da Walmartz.

Wez desided Big Mother Rucker Oil Co. Will be given razes to are drivers soz we can cumpete wit KAG. EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY sometime in da future are drivers will git a $20.01 raze…..
per week.

Mack Rucker, CEO BIG Mother Rucker Oil Co. an weeken door greetur at da Walmartz.

Our hearts go out to our fellow fuel haulers! RIP Drivers
- Mack Rucker

Two truck drivers dead after propane hauler crosses median and hits gas hauler head-on Michigan State Police (MSP) confirmed that two truck drivers were killed on Monday afternoon in a collision involving a liquid propane (LP) hauler and a gasoline hauler. The crash occurred shortly after 3:30 p.m. on January 9 on US 12 near Portage Road in Bertrand Township, Michigan. According to MS...

Are driver Little D, sayed hiz traineee kept cu**in on to him, soz he found a salution too da problum.

- Mack Rucker.

No I hant went two wurk fur loves. Big Momma wood have me by my fellerz if’n I did > an datz uh f**k!
- Mack Rucker, CEO BIG Mother Rucker Oil Co. an weeken door greetur at da Walmartz.

SUSH 🤫
Iz will not except any freind rekwest frum u if’n youz out brag’in bout wurkin fur KEG wit there new “TOP PAY” BS an dont be spred’n lyes to are drivers. Big Mother Rucker drivers git payed MAXIMUM, yes I sayz MAXIMUM minimom wagez allowed by ur govermint in Vergina USA! They git a raze wen da govermint sayz da do.
- Mack Rucker, CEO BIG Mother Rucker Oil Co. an weeken door greetur at da Walmartz.

So Big Momma callz an sayz hur car wont run. Aftur sum investigationing I discoverded dat she put “Christmas Gas” in hur car. What da heII iz Christmas Gas? She sayz Itz da green handel at da gas pump! Iz gittin fed up cleanin up aftur dis womens inteligence.
- Mack Rucker, CEO BIG Mother Rucker Oil Co. an weeken door greetur at da Walmartz.

Dis iz how youz loze yer a**l saftie bone-us!
Driver wuz told too keep it tween da ditchez. Dam clown thawt I said in da ditchez.

- Mack Rucker, CEO BIG Mother Rucker Oil Co. an weeken door greetur at da Walmartz.

Soz da replanted Bigger Momma in da ground. Da finalized dat ole Mack hear hant had nuttin to du wit da hags def. Wez planted hur back in da Garden Of Bad Memories graveyard. Tween truck rental an crane rental shez steal costin Big Mother Rucker Oil Co. Two much muney. She ain’t on payrollz no mo. Back to hallin’ fuel with onlie one hag left in da offise now!
- Mack Rucker, CEO BIG Mother Rucker Oil Co. an weeken door greetur at da Walmarts.

As youz all may remembur my wife Big Momma’s momma Bigger Momma passeded awayz earlyer dis year. Wells da lawmenz thank ole Mack here may had sumpthin too Do wit hur def. So yesterdays da dugg da ole heffer up from The Garden Of Bad Memories Cemetery to extreaminate hur. I iz hear twoday to announce I iz inocent uf hur def, howevur I ain’t hear to say I mis da hag. Are fuel tankur trucks er runnin hardur Dan evur sinse Shez gone. But. I DIDNT DU IT.
- Mack Rucker, CEO BIG Mother Rucker Oil Co. an weeken door greetur at da Walmartz.

Dez dam clownz er takin dis too serius.
Wez curentlie hirin new driverz. All positionz avalible even missionary.

Wez trying to advanse are bidness. Pleaz given us a 1-5 star r***e an a nice comint. Goes to top uf dis paige an tap da r***e star too give us a gud r***e. Ole Big Momma wood luv dat an mite evan sends youz a pixtur of hur in hur thong drawz.
- Mack Rucker, CEO BIG Mother Rucker Oil Co. an weeken door greetur at da Walmarts.

Hear iz da axtual pixture da lawmenz took dat gotz cent intoo Spirit fur da costum. Day sez Itz sailin faster dan Big Momma runnin too da
Buffet table!

Itz wuz bounded to hapen. Spirit maid a costum uf one uf are clown a*z driverz aftur hez drove hiz tankur over a Cliff. Da Cop took a pixture an sentz it too Spirit. Da sayz dis is Da bestest sailin costum da half. Iz knot shore if’n dats a complentury er knot.

STOP CALLIN! Dis wagun haz sold to da hyghest biddur!

Wid all dez craziness truk prizes wez desided to sail are best in fleet winnin wagun. Dis fine wagun is only 5, count’em FIVE dekades old.

Truck fetures included er
• 6 Tires
• 8 spark plugz
• Enjun
• Alturnatur
• Vintage battery
• Trannymichin
• Bumperz
• direction wheel

Tank fetures included er
• Jendur nutural wholes on top
• Randum other wholes
• Shaped steal
• Red tale lite lenseses
• 1203 plakurd
• 3” sludge in all tanks

This award winnin wagun is prized fare at $199.993. NO HANGIN BALLURZ. Iz no what iz have. If’n youz ain’t got $199.993 to by a work horze den take yoself down da street. Wez dont needz da monie, juss tring to pay it fruntwardz fer are tankur familie.

Cash only in advances befur youz see rig in purson. Dats how much wez no youz will be satisfactioned.

Mack Rucker, CEO BIG Mother Rucker Oil Co. an weeken door greetur at da Walmarts.

Wez thankin everie truck driver out dare dis weak, sep dez nutts dat wurk fer us. Dez clownz ain’t livin no Fuel Life, day gone be livin da unemployment life if’n day dont start hawlin sum fuel wit out buckin up. Wez be hirin air anyones enteresteded
- Mack Rucker, CEO BIG Mother Rucker Oil Co. an weeken door greetur at da Walmartz

Happy 4st from Big Momma and Mack Rucker. Wez sellibratin on da creek bank. Herez Big Momma in herz 1 piece American Flag thong, all her lean 600 poundz in a one piece American flag thong wit da stars disapeared into her rollz. Itz a site 2B hold.

STEAL PAID BY DA LOAD
Funnie fakt bout our CEO, Mack Rucker…
Befour enturin da fuel bidnezz an marying Big Momna, Mack got payed by da load as a p**n star. He haz now came full cirkle and still gits paid by da load. Da moore thangz change, da moore day stayz da same.

Youz heared it rite here furst!
Mack Rucker and local engineering efficientnado, Cando Itall, who would rather not be identified because he is in da identified Protekchun systum, has masturminded the wurlds 1nd fuel trailur kwick delivery systum fur port an starbored unloadin trailurs. Moore info cuming soon aftur a few bugz gits worked out.

Big Momma went to da creek today to get sum sun. Here she be all 600 pound in her sexyest thong. Fellers youz half my promission to put dis imagery in youz s***k bank.
- Mack Rucker, CEO BIG Mother Rucker Oil Co. an weeken door greetur at da Walmarts.

Wen our a*zhat drivers mix dieslin oil and gazoline we juss change da lablin on da pump. Dez customerz thank they er gettin da latest tecknology in qualitie petroleum products.

- Mack Rucker, CEO BIG Mother Rucker Oil Co. an weeken door greetur at da Walmarts.

TANKER LOADS NOW AVAILABLE
Wez invented a secrete fuel blend receipee to reduce cost by 27%. Smokey Revolution is now availability in tanker loads. This invention considers 27% crankcase fresh used enjine oils an 76% extra regular medium sulfur dieslin fuel an 1% metamucil in case your fuel system is clogged. Do the mathematicals an youz will see youz get an extra 4%! 104% for the price of 100! Contact Big Mother Rucker Oil Co. to buy by da tanker load.

- Mack Rucker, CEO BIG Mother Rucker Oil Co. an weeken door greetur at da Walmarts.

Big Momma and I, iz da only headeroulsexy’s at da cumpany an we jus soon not tell da world ourz sexuality bidnezz. If youz is an alphabetic person go live ya life wez don’t care what youz sexuality iz oar whoz youz tapin. FACT%. buy da ways, All our alphabet drivers git Fridays off durin pride month so wez will be closed evry Friday dis month az wez have no drivers availability and da office staf will be off two as dey are all Q’s

- Mack Rucker, CEO BIG Mother Rucker Oil Co. an weeken door greetur at da Walmarts