WTAF Wish

We can guess how this is going to go, can't we.....
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https://youtu.be/eQ_8F4nzyiw

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Pluck what?! 😱

Long time no see my friends. I've been waiting for some new items to appear on Wish and bu**er me this one turns up. I'm really tempted to get one. 🥴

It's bloody sold out too! 😱

I knew I should have left this until longer after my lunch. Any product with "Clean Vaginal Dirt" scrawled on the bottom of its feature picture is surely going to be a dodgy entry... 🤢🤮. I don't normally share more than one photo per product but this one has just too many shockers so it had to be done.
Also check out Michelle's review for the most useless review ever. This is the risk you take when you bribe customers to leave reviews lol.
Bon appétit... *Passes the puke bucket*

Thanks to Sara McDonald for helping to steer the page back to the land of pervy. I was missing it... lol :P 😂

Thank you once again to Carol Black for sharing this utterly fricking stupid product. Give me strength! I wonder if they add 6 inches to everything they are stuck to though as I can think of a place I could test them...
💦🍆 + 6️⃣" = 💦🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋

Thank you kindly Carol Black for making me wish my adorable pooch was still with us so I could get her one of these tags. 🐕🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

Thank you Rhi Sommer and Gemma Green for both sending me this.

And I bet you thought the Mr Bean mask was hideous...

Thanks Caitlin-Ally Penning for sending in this item.

Thank you John Colston for leaving me utterly baffled with this gem off AliExpress that's left me shaking my head and wondering how the heck it's sold nearly 500 units.......?!

Thank you to an anonymous reader for submitting this entry.

Missed out on the weekly loo roll acquisition thanks to all this panic buying? Fear not friends, Wish has you covered with 90 rolls for £23. So what if it ships from China, there's no reported cases of someone catching Covig-19 by wiping their arse with it...

Ohhh, it's a "bedroom decoration"... yeah, I can just imagine that sat on the bedroom furniture next to the candles and framed photos of Grandma.

Thanks to Jacob Cadet for giving me a giggle fit late at night after I noticed the Pokémon/Pokélove pun. Yup, that's what you do with your p***s, you poke your love with it. But what that Shadow fella is doing I do not know. "Let your p***s flying!" .... this thing looks like you could pull your k**b off and send it flying across the room, is that what it means, I wonder?

Thanks to John Colston for making me hungry with an hour to go until my lunch!

And they expect us to think it had had an RRP of £50. Pfffft.

Thanks to Jack Thorpe for pointing this one out. 👍

Thanks for finding this on Ali Express John Colston.
Also, have a read of that description the seller has given it. It makes no sense at all lol.

This meme is just FYI. Be careful out there everyone, it's getting serious now. Wash your hands all the time or sanitiser gel them instead if you can. Avoid crowds as much as possible and if some idiot coughs or sneezes next to you without using tissues out covering their mouths then give them a good kicking to remind them to have some consideration for others.
I ♥️ you all loads, you're like a second family to me... Just with a +10 Perv buff on top.
Have a great weekend everybody.
Jason. x

"Meowwwwww maaaaaaannnnn...."

"Happy birthday lovey, I hope you like your present". 🤷🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️😱

Fact of the Day: I own one of these which I bought for medical reasons as my waist band lays directly over some nasty scar tissue and belt buckles always made the discomfort worse. This belt helped in my case but to be honest, I would think that for most people they are only slightly more useful than not wearing any belt at all lol.

"The Chase" Dick Tingler You Tube link: https://youtu.be/vSF8F2KkkDw 😂😂😂

Thank you Krissy Goldstein for forever destroying my eyes with this submission.
What I love most is that this woman is supposedly in her best party/swingers gettup but is she wearing heels to complete the look? Nah, she's got some trainers on.

Good God, imagine having to thread all those laces up.

Thank you kindly Hannah Leslie for sending in that kinda spooky baby teeth storage kit, and for a pink bridle... (No, really, have a look and see!) :)

At least the ladies are told in the description that it's for ma********on just in case anyone thought it was a rolling pin or something.