Papa V's Altered Songs

Well don't know about folks but I'll have a Smoke for my Tax Cut

So Tom Foley is still reviewing my song,there's something he's not happy with about 3 verses ago

Having almost a week to review the RWC final a song has emerged.

Stay tuned

44-06
😉

Thank you
National

😊

Election time is getting close so time to put on my unbiased hat and give my point of view 😆,
Coming soon,Stay tuned.

That's better

Job done in Lyon 👊

Thank you for the match 🤝

So,new version of Buccaneers tomorrow,I think you'll like,followed very quickly by my new 💎 called "I'd rather be me" that I hope you love.
Not blowing my own trumpet but they are both very good.

Look Intelligent and keep your powder dry.

I'm tired of Politicians at the moment so I'm going to redo my Buccaneers Song.
One of my favorites,just sounds like s**t,not that I sound much better now but I don't really give a F*ck 😆

The joys of decomposing truly great songs.
If you can read my writing hum it to ELO Telephone line.
I'll show you how its done over the weekend 😆

Well I'm glad I haven't released my youth crime song yet as Kiri Allen (Minister of Justice) has so graciously given me another verse or two this morning 😆 🤣 😂,
Labour,the Party who just keep giving omg.

Hey People,I find Labours youth crime Announcement quite amusing and worthy of a song.
Stay tuned

Chippy's Letter

Dropping on here
Tomorrow

So Skippy?,Chippy?what ever his name is? sent me a letter today.
Of all people to send a letter too............F*cken Me 😆 🤣 😂.
I feel it's time for Cindy's Mother take 2 😉.

So talking to a friend last week who after many years in an industry got shafted by Interns.There is a song in that,Will pop it up on the weekend.
INTERNS KILLED THE RADIO STAR.
Until then Look Intelligent and Keep your powder dry.
Regards Papa V

So had a few quiet ones last night with me old mate,decomposed another classic 🤣🤣🤣
Keep a look out MMM MMM MMM.

RIP Tina Turner,Simply the Best

Tina Turner- Proud Mary

So Papa V's Altered Songs isn't even famous yet but already some f*ckwit has tried to blackmail me?
ME?go figure lol.
Via my Instagram page,go figure?
Sounds to me like some tart wants a song written about them.
Challenge fu***ng accepted 😎

So I've been stuck on one line of the next wee gem for about a month.
One beer to many last night and it all fell into place sooooooooo,
This weekend sometime prepare for a laugh.

Well Cindy's gone and after a couple of months of a new face nothing has changed.
So I'd rather get the tip of my k**b caught in my zipper.........,than vote for The Labour Party.

Has a ring to it 😆

GREAT DAY TO BE A KIWI

BYE BYE ARDERN,DONT LET THE DOOR SMACK YOU ON THE WAY OUT!!!!!!!

See ya next time North Island,been a fantastic trip and a lot of fun.
Oh damn........I was meant to go s**t on Cindy's desk 😆 🤣 😂

They say you can't beat Wellington on a good day.
Ya know...........they are right,except Cindy,she's never right.

RIP JEFF BECK

Jeff Beck - Nessun Dorma (dalla Turandot di Giacomo Puccini) Jeff Beck performs Jeff Beck - Nessun Dorma from the Opera Turandot by Giacomo Puccini at the Crossroads Blues festival February 2010.

New Years Feast