Bad Dad University

I tried to make my daughter a fancy breakfast of protein bites with dried cranberries and a smear of blueberry compote... And ended up with "Breakfast Ti***es" instead.

Tonight's escapades at include me being an as***le for making my oldest throw away a rug that was covered in cat s**t (before he has 30 friends over for his birthday) AND not making an extra trip to the store I'M GOING TO TOMORROW MORNING for my youngest to get something he needs for later next week.

It's ok to be a bad dad. Remember, I'm not just the President, I'm also a graduate.

This week at we had the following fails:

I didn't give my oldest enough attention for his chest hair (and I mean hair as in singular.)

I researched the restaurant that had the ONE thing my youngest wanted for breakfast, took him there, and then was told, "There's NOTHING here for me to eat!"

Remember, it's ok to be a bad dad. I'm not just the president of Bad Dad University - I'm also a graduate.

Give this man an honorary degree from !!!!

My extensive studies at influenced the following fails this week-

Not having $10,000 to invest in a snake husbandry operation my youngest wants to run out of his basement.

Not buying a t-shirt for my 14yo that says, "Don't be a TwatWaffle"

It's ok to be a Bad Dad. Remember, I'm not just the President, I'm also a graduate.

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