SFS

F**k peaches geldof
F**k her stupid name
If her daddy wasn't famous
Shed have been on the game

F**k peaches helped
F**k her stupid name
If her daddy wasn't famous
Shed have been on the game

It's only aids and aids is what you have cos you are fu***ng gay!!!

***ngspastic

knock knock knockin' on jill dando's door

wrote a song yesterday about when paul daniels inevitably gets caught up in operation yewtree and goes on a killing spree, killing everyone he nonced in the past with his magic, called it abra-cadavera

may have found a drummer

could do with a drummer

its took me years but ive finally written a song about a serious issue, a major corporation that lies to us every day of our lives and tries to brainwash us to do what they want, when they want, it will be entitled: f**k you DFS your sale didnt fu***ng end at 5pm on sunday!

get us to 150 likes by midnight and ill draw one of you at random to give me a bl***ob- yeardo

this may come as a great shock to some but it seems SFS have not won the vote to play out of the ashes, getting beat by the slim margin of 204 votes! thank you to the 14 people who voted for us, the rest of you clearly dont understand true art! however we did beat 13 other bands so now we are clearly better musicians and far more talented than any of them and they included rod hull and one of this years download headliners iron maiden, i dont want to let the cat out of the bag and its early days but im confident that this will be more than enough to convince the organisers that SFS are definately the right choice to headline next years download!

for those wondering what weve been upto the past few months, musically weve been doing nothing but the two remaining original members have just got c***s tattoed on their feet!

everyone going to megadeth tonight needs to remember:

P***s sells and mustaine's buying!

may have no face melting riffs, but we're simon weston's favorite band so we don't need 'em!