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President Quezon once said "𝑴𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒚𝒂𝒍𝒕𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒚𝒂𝒍𝒕𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒚 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒔"

But here’s your no. 1 Senator 🙄

Nakalimutan yata ni Senatong na ang pinagsisilbihan nya ay ang taong bayan at hindi ang Kaibigan na nahaharap sa patong2 na kaso ng Child abuse and human trafficking charges sa Pilipinas at conspiracy to engage in s*x trafficking by force, fraud, coercion, s*x trafficking of children, conspiracy, and cash smuggling sa America.

Bati na naman ang 2 Hukluban

In ongoing press conference in Davao City, former president Rodrigo Duterte accuses President Marcos Jr of committing many mistakes as president, warns Marcos that the military is not under his command and control, tells him to change his policies or else "puputok yan".

Again calls Marcos a drug addict, claims he was shown list and evidence by PDEA during his time as President

Kawawang Juan Dela Cruz 🥴

How much was spent for the 'Bagong Pilipinas' concert last January 28?

Based on available purchase documents, Malacañang spent at least P16.4 million for the event. The budget allotted could go as high as P29.2 million.

More in this : https://www.rappler.com/newsbreak/inside-track/marcos-bagong-pilipinas-rally-cost-millions-pesos-2024/

Magbabagsakan dito 🎶🎵🎤🎙️🤣🤣🤣

Nagkalaglagan na LOL

Laglagan na!🤣🤣🤣

'BAKA SUSUNOD KA SA DINAANAN NG TATAY MO'

Former President Rodrigo Duterte warns President Ferdinand Marcos, Jr. that he will have the same fate as his father, who was removed from office, because of the people's initiative.

Uniti 😎

“Mr. President kung wala kay gugma ug aspirations sa imong nasud—- RESIGN!”

-Mayor Sebastian “Baste” Duterte

Silencio ata si Tongressman Mangolekta?🤔

CONGRESS SEEKS ANSWERS TO DISCREPANCIES FOUND IN SMNI DOCUMENTS

During the hearing of the House Committee on Legislative Franchises, questions were raised on the truthfulness of the documents submitted by Sonshine Media Network International (SMNI) after it was discovered that the documents submitted to Congress differed from the one it filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC).

“Let me point out that we also uncovered when we were comparing documents with the SEC. It turns out that the submission to Congress is different from the submission to the SEC,” Marikina City 2nd District Rep. Stella Quimbo said.

Navotas City Lone District Rep. Toby Tiangco argued with SMNI counsel Mark Tolentino after he admitted that they made a mistake in the submission.

“It’s not as simple as sinasabi po ni Atty. Tolentino na nagkamali because these are both sworn statements, so merong isa dun na nagsinungaling. Very simple. We cannot take it na nagkamali,” Tiangco stated.

Quezon 2nd District Rep. Jay-jay Suarez also made a similar point and said, “That puts a lot of question on the truthfulness of the documents that you are submitting to the House of Representatives, which may tarnish the very franchise that you hold.”

Kung totoo ito. Kaya pala kuntodo makabira kahit pamemeke na dahil nbuhay na buhay sa Consultation fwee

Ngayon mo lang naisip yan?.🤡🤠 Sabihin mo yan sa amo mong himod pwet kay Xi the Pooh🤬

'TUBIG SA TUBIG?' PCG WON'T STOOP DOWN TO CHINA'S LEVEL

Philippine Coast Guard (PCG) Spokesperson Commodore Jay Tarriela says PCG has no need to stoop to the level of the China Coast Guard (CCG) and use its water cannon offensively to damage other vessels.

Meanwhile, Sen. Bato Dela Rosa proposed arming our PCG with powerful water cannons as a commensurate response to CCG's aggression.

Bring jt on Sen. Risa

P**i at Bingi kayong mga PI ungas kayo sa panahon ni Dutae 🙄🤡🤬

'RECALL PH AMBASSADOR TO CHINA'

Sen. Francis Tolentino, Chairperson of the Senate Special Committee on Philippine Maritime and Admiralty Zones, "emphatically calls" for the urgent recall of the Philippine Ambassador to China "in light of the ongoing provocations".

Understandable. A product of Broken Family. For him, Marriage is just a piece of Paper and this a meme 😹😹😹

Pati Unitae sira na rin eh 🫣

Malacañang Events and Catering Services

Hayahay

Nagtatakbuhan na mga daga sa kanilang mga dibdib. Si tatang nagbabalak na naman tumakbo sa 2025. At dahil maraming TaBoGo sa Pinas, para may immunity nga naman.

Vice President Sara Duterte says in a statement that House lawmakers should respect the position of President Ferdinand Marcos Jr. that the Philippine government will not cooperate in any ICC probe into the drug war of her father, former president Rodrigo Duterte.

RELATED: https://trib.al/btUtOCw

The contentious Scarborough Shoal may be seen in William Heather’s 1799 “Chart of the China Seas,” an example of which was sold to great enthusiasm at the recent León Gallery Bibliophiles and Explorers Auction. https://bit.ly/3SSglc6 | via ONE News

May naiihi na sa salawal neto 🤬

ICC is coming for that 🤬🤬🤬🤬 old man.

He will r*t in h$ll

BREAKING NEWS. A Muntinlupa court grants former senator Leila de Lima’s petition for bail, paving the way for her freedom after close to seven years in detention.

De Lima remains on trial for the remaining one case of conspiracy related to illegal drug trading. She has been acquitted in the other two.

READ: https://www.rappler.com/philippines/muntinlupa-court-approves-bail-de-lima-freedom-november-2023/

Literal na napapaligiran ng Tubig, pero namomroblema sa tubig.

Agricultural country pero no. 1 importer na ng bigas sa buong mundo.

Kawawang Pilipinas 😩

The design is beri Bleng Blong Ant Man 😂😂😂

Good luck mga BOBOtante 🤡🤡🤡

See the Big Difference, kung sino may malasakit at nagkukunwari lang 🤮🤮🤮🤧

SARA SPENDS P125M CONFIDENTIAL FUNDS

The Office of Vice President Sara Duterte spent P125 million confidential funds in CY 2022, according to the Commission on Audit's annual audit report.

Confidential expenses pertain to the "expenses for the safe implementation of various projects and activities under the Good Governance Program and the conduct of official engagements, and functional representation in international and domestic events as instructed by the President".

Traveling expenses increased due to "more ceremonial activities" and "more foreign travels" conducted in CY 2022.

Meanwhile, welfare goods expenses, which consist of relief items distributed to areas affected by various calamities, and assistance/subsidy decreased.

However, more non-government and civil society organizations were granted assistance, while no financial assistance was granted to local government units in CY 2022.

BOBO🫢

Dinisbar ng Korte Suprema si Presidential Adviser for Poverty Alleviation Larry Gadon dahil sa kaniyang viral video clip kung saan ilang ulit na minura ang isang mamamahayag.

"Gadon has been previously convicted by the Court and suspended from the practice of law for 3 months for similarly using offensive and intemperate language, and was warned that a repetition of the same offense will merit a more severe sanction," ayon sa Korte Suprema

Sa nauna nang pahayag, sinabi ni Gadon na maghahain siya ng motion for reconsideration dahil masyado raw mabigat ang parusang ipinataw sa kanya ng Korte Suprema.