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01/10/2020
In my absence, this page has inexplicably reached over 100 likes, so please enjoy these words of God to make your day
If you see a man get into a squatted truck, you immediately must pull him back out and carefully kick him in the nuts (carefully because it's likely his rod and jewels are so small that they're impossible to find and hit dead on, much like his brain)
Today we have some fresh comedy from a friend. He's hit nearly every type of car person and there's more to come
In these trying times, take comfort in knowing that German cars are still trash. 😇
Did you know that if you straight pipe your Honda, you can actually get fu**ed in the ass you fu***ng dumb motherfu-
"F**k your Volkswagen," I say as I roll up to the meet in my grandfather's Eos
Merry feckmas, better be some fine hoonage happening in celebration.
I could buy a sensible car like a Honda Civic or a Toyota Camry, but I'm here for a fast time, not a long time. 🤷♀️
Bro imagine CHOOSING to drive a Chevy Sonic
13/12/2019
I CAN'T SPARE $20 TO ADVERTISE TO YOU FU***RS WHEN I'VE GOT OIL POURING FROM MY GASKETS THIS AIN'T TOYOTALAND IT'S 2 FU***NG BMWS AND A 30 YEAR OLD NISSAN
Dudes who say respect all builds are the same fu***rs who roll up to the Euro meet in their automatic Toyobaru GTBRZ thinking they're being original
Morning everyone, bout to go peg the limiter in my sh*t-ass Z31 for the full hour it takes me to get to work, see y'all on the 6 o'clock news!
11/12/2019
My Impreza blew up 2000 miles after an engine swap. My BMW is nearing 200k, albeit with leaky gaskets. F**k them both regardless.
Good morning to everyone except you c***s who upbadge your sh*tty automatic 3 series. :D
Wow, we actually got to 20 likes in one day. In celebration, I have this beautiful, historically accurate, incredible fact to share with you guys.
Are you ready?
*Ahem*
Your Golf will always look like and be as fast as a fu***ng tortoise. :)
Are you even a Subaru owner if your car isn't constantly spitting oil smoke?
We lovehate 4 door slideybois here. Expect plenty of back and forth between "damn that's nice" and "F**K BMW", etc., as well as general car/drift sh*tposting.
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