Grumpy Python

I know cats like to put their scent on stuff… but why on the laundry? 🤣

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#8 Food & Cuddles’ Podcast… Cakes & Sausage.
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Happy “kind of” Birthday 🥳 🎂 🎉 to our little Bastet

aka 🐒 aka Tiny 🐻 aka 🐵 🐻 aka Sliky Fluff aka Litter Bum aka Furry F**k aka Chapa aka 👶 🐻

Who’s approximately 1 year old as of today 😊.

Grumpy Python’s first Patron Hoodie 😎.

Wanted something simple but appeals to my personal aesthetic.

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🤣 wanna take a guess on which is my personal favourite? I’ll give you a hint 🤘.

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THEY’RE FINALLY HERE!! Choose your vibe and choose wisely. Link in bio.
I finally decided that it was time to put my name out there. The term Mehra translates to power in English and I know that’s what I’m great at. I just hope it’ll help others learn how to pronounce it correctly …

Look at this little 🐒, all snuggly. Recently she’s been more curious about the washroom. 🤣 especially when it comes to hiding under the sink & napping on the laundry hamper. So far it’s wrestling her out of there when necessary or coaxing her out with treats.

Long as I stand still no one.. and I mean NO ONE ☝️ can fin- F**K! Position has been compromised.

I know I’m not alone on this one… you ever just pick up your furrbaby. And take a BIG ol’ inhale off the top of that noggin.
🥰 Mmmm paradise.

I know what you’re 🤔…
Awweeee who’s wants a belly ru-
DONT DO IT, ITS A TRAP.
🤣 legit unless you’re a fan of getting high speed 🐰 🦵 or throw 🐾 & curve sharp nibbles.

Bastet, “dad!… put me down.. I can see you carotid artery.”

Me, “ ppspspsps, 👀 at the camera - 👀 at the camera”.

She’s occasionally one to give a nice nuzzle while I’m on my chair.. 🤣 had it not been for me trying to go for the shot.. she would’ve stayed a little longer 🤣

Why do the thumbnails have Roman numerals?
I’ve always had a hard time reading clocks… plus I just like how it looks 😊.

Why do only some thumbnails have black backgrounds?
I’ve been a content creator for a good while far prior to the conception of Grumpy Python.
I have lot of ideas that fall through, or just don’t have the time to work on them all (I have a 9-5).
It’s basically a milestone marker.
So it’s a nice self reminder of how far I’ve gotten at least within the vlog universe.

Why not an actual title for each vlog?
I don’t care for click bait, I want you to actually read the description for each one.
If the thumbnail isn’t enough to grab your attention…
I’m clearly not trying as hard as I should be.

Anymore questions you might have about the blog, drop me a line 👇.

This weekend’s grooming session with Tiny 🐻produces 3 of these wads of fur baby fluf 🤣. It’s expected with the seasons shedding. Thankfully with between Dad Cat brushing & Mom Cat distracting Tiny 🐻 with yummy treats it was successful.

grabbed us some new ⚙️😊 to take our podcast game to a whole new level. These buds are great for closing off external sounds and letting you focus on speaking directly into your 🎤. Comfy & come with the additional 👂 size specific 👂 rubbers. Professional feel and 👀, not to mention great option if you feel head heavy after rocking headsets while recording.


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Where’s the 🐒? 🙀😸

Recently moved her new tree into the family room along side L the first one we got her R. Definitely encouraged her to start interacting with it a lot more 😊.

This 🐒 rarely interacts with her second tree house, so seriously who could resist taking one for the photo albums😊. Timing is everything, seeing as the moment she notices you’re trying to get the shot she bounces 🤣. Thankfully Cat Mom has that quick timing and always gets the shot 😊.

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Let’s get grumpy. Use 30OFF code on ALL merch! Even already discounted options! Isn’t that nuts enough? Let’s get it !

It’s time for the Dirty 30. Let’s get Grumpy.

Release on 6/30. $25

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THE TWO-LETTER INFLUENCE
GP. G, then P. What ever could this acronym mean? Great P____. Gay Pride. Greedy Pants but also Grumpy Python.
Grumpy Python is the ability to build new cycles of regeneration - new thoughts, new emotions, new environments.
What better way to start something new than for anger to be the catalyst? The real grumpy part of us who is fed up of what is and plans for what can be.

Regeneration is the key to life and being comfortable with constant change is the only way out.

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OOHYAHH!!! EPISODE #6!!!
Food & Cuddles’ Podcast!!!
This bad number drops 6/25!!! At 5PM EST!!!

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Mom & her Tinybear 🥰 matching outfits on this ☝️. 🤣 Trying to get the Tinybear to look into the camera while maintaining her pose.

This morning while cat Mom & Dad were having breakfast, I decided to sit my furry cute backside on the 📺 stand while the folks are watching an HEY BABE podcast on the YouTubes.

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NOICE 🤘 😎, definitely loving the appreciation & recognition form

🤩 over the course of the long weekend following Victory Day, Grumpy Python’s YouTube subscribers count has grown exponentially.

I just wanna say 🙏 to EVERYONE, who was willing to show us some support on our YouTube Channel by Subscribing.

And for continuing in their support for the Grumpy Python through their LIKES, COMMENTS & SHARING of our videos and other content.

Wore my OPINIONATED MOUSTACHE logo 😷 Friday pre the long weekend 🦵 off.
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…and of course in trying to roll my moustache tips, end up 👀 like I’m puffing on a joint 🤦‍♂️.

We appreciate all our subscribers!!! Please hit that Subscribe on YOUTUBE. And if you already have please SHARE & help our channel grow. All content on our YOUTUBE channel is censored 🤬. Definitely SFW for sure.


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