Butt Art History
A celebration of the beauteous maximus!
23/04/2021
Depression may be chronic, but that ass is demonic.
Luca Signorelli, Apocalypse (detail), 1499-1502, fresco, Chapel of San Brizio.
21/04/2021
“Samson Slaying a Philistine,”
Giambologna, 1562.
Photo credit: Antonio M.
19/04/2021
Marble statue of a kouros (youth)
ca. 590–580 B.C. Greek, Attic period.
14/04/2021
[Female N**e from the Back]
Thomas Eakins ca. 1889
26/02/2021
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness.... Oh my god, it even has a watermark.
Farnese Hercules, Roman copy. 3rd century AD.
24/02/2021
I also often wonder why I was blessed with such a gorgeous ass.
Tanzanian n**e statue, artist unknown, date unknown.
23/02/2021
David was FILTHY for giving us this absolute hunk of butt meat 🥵
“The Intervention of the Sabine Women” by Jacques-Louis David, 1799.
21/01/2021
🧔🏻 me
🍑 the Biden Administration
“Mars and Venus” by Lavinia Fontana, ca. 1559.
13/01/2021
My neck, my back, my bathtub and my crack.
This one gets a thiccc with 3c’s, look at that lower left b***y shelf!
“Bather Stepping into a Tub” by Edgar Degas. ca. 1890.
04/01/2021
HAND CHECK!
I award this thiccc with 3 c’s for attempting a covert scratch ‘n sniff while your friends are all asleep.
“Nymphs by a Fountain” by Sir Peter Lely. Early 1650's.
Baby, gimme that “Toot-toot.”
This self-portrait earns a thicc with just 2 c’s because it is, after all, just an average white boy butt.
Thomas Eakins, N**e, Playing Pipes by Thomas Eakins ca. 1883
(Gif because Facebook doesn’t like photographic nuditahhh.)
01/01/2021
How it feels the day after drinking for those of us whose bowels are more vulnerable.
I award this thicccc with 4 c’s because anything less thicc wouldn’t be able to hold all those birds.
The Garden of Earthly Delights, Hell Panel by Hieronymus Bosch. 1490-1510.
31/12/2020
Actual pic of me ready to greet 2021.
I rate this thiccccc with FIVE c’s because that right b***y cheek has its OWN b***y cheek built in.
Brunette Odalisque by François Boucher. 1743.
30/12/2020
Face down, ass up, that’s the way we like to nap.
I award this a thiccc with 3 c’s, sheerly because my back aches just from looking at this.
Man Lying Face Down by William Etty. c. 1820
29/12/2020
Starting off with something meaty to sink your teeth into. I've seen more voluptuous butts, but none with such rippling musculature. I award this a "thicc" with 2 c's.
This is the Triumphal Procession of Bacchus by
Maerten van Heemskerck, created ca. 1536-37 during the Dutch Golden Age of art.