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Cthulu, Powerless Against Fishing Industry Cthulu has expressed a deep sense of disdain towards fisheries who he says won't hear him out. The 300 ton immortal sea God had this to say. 'I'm not used to feeling powerless. So this situation is very new to me. The me...

World of Warcraft, indoctrinating youth into satanic agriculture!!!

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World of Warcraft, indoctrinating youth into satanic agriculture Innocent video game? Or satanic propaganda machine? World of Warcraft is indoctrinating your kids into the farming of ingredients for magic potions and spells. This could have real world implications! You should be worri...

Kangaroos demand United Nations recognize their sovereignty

Kangaroos demand United Nations recognize their sovereignty Early Thursday morning a cadre of well armed kangaroos infiltrated the Australian Parliament house, and demanded sovereignty. Their request was denied by Australian officials due to the use of armed force. It was at this...

Existence, bad for environment?

Existence, bad for environment? New plan to save the Earth Have you thought about switching to an electric car? Recycling? Abstaining from travel, or abstaining from over consumption? All with the goal of saving our environment? Unfortunately, it won't help, recent research sho...

Water Consumption Linked to Death

Water Consumption Linked to Death. After a century long study, scientists have concluded that all participants who consumed water on a regular basis died at some point. 'As the study unfolded, it was shocking. After the 4th death, I started to think somet...

Pfizer engineer claims sentient lab mouse hired lawyer. After a few weeks of testing new immunity boosters on a group of mice. An Engineer claims one specimen seems to have gained consciousness. First he showed signs of increased IQ, then asked to be referred to as Stuart. No...

https://contrabeam.com/news/f/us-government-admits-to-disseminating-ufo-rumors

US Government, Reveals Global UFO PSYOP, Planned since the 1930's The US government has recently admitted to staging UFO crashes, and alien encounters. Which have all been part of an effort to bolster national security. Many institutions, from the US Army to the Pentagon have been invo...