Hon Generali Dt Donald - MCA Kabartonjo Ward

You live with your wife and the maid. One Saturday morning, your wife goes to the market. A while later, you go to take a bath to go out. The maid also takes the opportunity to go and bath in her own bathroom.

While you two are in your bathrooms, madam comes back home to pick the phone she forgot. Then the doorbell rings. Remember, you are bathing, but don't know the maid was also taking her bath, so you continue with no worries and your wife was all along on the bell.

Not understanding why the maid is yet to get to the door, you tie your towel, your curved tool making a bulge in the towel, you rush out of the bathroom and head to the door.

Getting to the living room, you find the maid already opening the door with wrapper tied to her chest, sumptuous bossom popping through the lightly wet wrapper tied to her chest, curvaceous bum seeming bare in the very light ankara dress.

Madam enters and sees the maid wet with wrapper tied around her chest, and you, the master, also wet with towel tied around your loins...

Madam looks at you weirdly and asks what was going on, and why it took so long for both of you to show up, in that state, and together.

Now, your wife doesn't know what we know...

With the aid of a graph sheet, Four Figure Table and T-Square, scientific calculator, explain in 250 words the theorem that can save your marriage.😅🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️

Few years back.

God has been good to me

Someone tell those energetic Wamamas I will be on the ballot in 2027. They should relax for now and bring that energy to campaign for me once I make the announcement. 🗳️ ☑️

I’m Generali, and I don’t care what anyone thinks about me because I am above local mediocrity.

From Kasiryo to the world. Congratulations bro. We are super proud of you

Let’s congratulate our cop Kipruto Korir on his promotion from inspector to Chief inspector of police. Your brother Donald Tumo is proud of you

WOMAN
● changes her name
● changes her home
● leaves her family
● moves in with you
● builds a home with you
● gets pregnant for you
● pregnancy changes her body
● she gets fat
● almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pain
of child birth
● even the kids she delivers bear your name
Till the day she dies... everything she does... cooking, cleaning your
house, taking care of your parents, bringing up your children, earning, advising you, ensuring you can be relaxed,
maintaining all family relations, everything that benefits you.....
sometimes at the cost of her own health, hobbies and beauty.
So who is really doing whom a favour?
Dear men, appreciate the women in your lives always, because it is
not easy to be a woman.
*Being a woman is priceless*

DtGLOBAL LOGISTICS COMPANY IS DARING ABROAD.

The network and the connections are really incredible. We thank God for everything.

If you drink tap water, we can't be friends.

This is what a tap water pipe looks like that brings water to your house.

Regardless of the type of pipe or size, you should see the pipes in apartment complexes.

Don't be fooled or a sheep and assume that all water pipes are healthy.

The agenda of this post is generally speaking..

Tap water is the most underrated cause of disease, loaded with heavy metals, pesticides, fluoride, chlorine.

Make sure to only drink spring water.

Spring water = living water

In Africa, a Degree is only important when you don’t have it. When you get it, you hear Masters is more important, after getting Masters you hear again PhD is extremely important, after that a school dropout is elected as your leader and you hear it is not about the papers.

It ends here
All the gragra, from eighthen to eighty
From morning to night
Sunday to Monday
January to December

It ends here
That seductive skin
That oval face that turns every man on
That flamboyant dress
That charming and elegant body

It ends here
That exotic cars
That intelligence
That fifty degrees
That beautiful wife
That fine children

My friend it ends here
That fame which you seek most
That luxurious life
That "upon all my wealth"
That "do you know who I am?"

It ends here
That I am not your mate?
I am richer than you
I am beautiful
Many boys woo me
Infact girls fight to have me

It all ends here
That your good poem
Your power of algebra
Your good English
Your all round best

It is just matter of time
But it is a must
Painful truth to accept
6ft awaits all
That is where it all ends

So you have nothing
You are greater than none
Stop behaving as you are a god
In a twinkling of an eye
All will go into thin air..

Humble yourself !!!!
From dust to dust

Never put 100% trust in a woman.

Steve Harvey
Kitakuramba

Many thanks Folks for supporting Lawrence family!
May God bless you.
For you my friend Lawrence forgive me for being unable to attend your final celebration today, one day we shall meet and rejoice in the lord.
Shine your way little champion, may God be with you Lawrence. I remember you mentioning my name saying “ Thank you Generali” it is now my turn to bid you an emotional bye bye!! We really tried our best to save you but God had his own other plans.. Rest in peace hero, no more pain and suffering. Bye bye Lawrence kibet.

For the guys doubting my names and identity!

Chamgei, the General has been verified!

Remember Facebook can’t verify you without your ID.

Our brother Lawrence Kibet will be laid to rest tomorrow at his parents Home Kabasis, Baringo county.

Though Lawrence is no longer here, his spirit will remain with us always. The time we had with him was a blessing, and may it bring us peace and comfort in his absence. Rest in peace Champion! May God be with you.

There is no tragedy in life like death of a child. Things never get back to the way they were.

eest thou a man diligent in his business? he shall stand before kings; He shall not stand before mean men.
The woman who expanded my network and made my enemies confused till now. May God bless you Sen Zippy Kitony.

My precious mummy retired last year after teaching kaptum primary school for the last 41 years..

Ma'am, who was my teacher as well as my mentor, my everything and my second God will have her RETIREMENT PARTY soon.

All her students are welcome.

Dear teacher, the lessons you have taught me will endure even if you are not here with me. Teachers like you are the ideal nurturers. Congratulations on your retirement!

The only thing that feels better than winning is winning when nobody thought you could.

Rest In peace Lawrence, the world wanted the best for you, but God saw it that you rest cause of the pain you endured.

DtGlobal Logistics C.E.O

The power of God will take you out of your own plans and put you into the plan of God..

Samis banan!
Lapkei tai!

Receive greetings from Trans-Nzoia County Senator my best friend HON Alan Chesang.

….You can’t be me.All the losses i took with a smile would break you.

If you stand for a reason, make sure to stand alone like a tree and if you fall on the ground, fall like a seed, that grows back to fight again.

If you don't take the risk,you will envy the lifestyle of those who do.

They buried me alive, they put a concrete on my grave little they did know they were planting a seed.

Through the concrete I decided to rise, they couldn’t believe it that I was rising through the damnation they had condemned me to.

Still, many wrote me off, articles and articles in media houses; K24, Kass tv, citizen tv and on our very own Baringo news, “Generali DT Donald FUTURE IS FINISHED!”

But....

I knew that no one has my future in his pocket except God, I am a Potter to my future and only God will decide for me what to do with it.

I’m telling you my story to inspire you that no one is going to control your future.

The ocean does not apologize for its depth and the mountains do not seek forgiveness for the space they take and so, neither shall I.

“No matter how hard the past is, you can always begin again.” “Cheers to a new month and another chance for us to get it right.” “Nothing in the universe can stop you from letting go and starting over.” “I wish you a beautiful new month from the first day of this month to the last day.”

Guys, I am about to do something big this new month.

Kindly let me know if you know anyone who is languishing in police cells or prison because of a lack of cashbail or mulcts...
I want to change the life of 2 people tomorrow...

Make sure you attach your evidence in the comment section. Fine or cashbail should not be above 30k..
NB: I will be prioritising people from home first.

The Naked Woman in My Room.

While attending the UN Summit in Rome last week I was lodging in a shared room. The first two days I had a male roommate from Denmark who later checked out. When I got back to the room on the third day in the evening I found bags for a new roommate who was taking a bath. I took off my clothes and lay on my bed to relax.

After a few minutes the bathroom door opened and behold a naked woman stepped out. It was my first time to see a naked white woman and I temporarily froze as my temperature began to raise 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️ I wondered whether I was dreaming or not. I was awaken to the reality when she greated me and introduced her self as my new roommate. Looking very comfortable she removed her lotion and started applying lotion as I lay on my bed literally shivering.

I later excused myself and rushed to the reception to ask whats happening. I was informed the hostel is unisex therefore both men and women can be allocated the same room. I humbly requested if I could be allocated another room where their is a male and reluctantly the hostel manager transferred me to another room.

Friends it's important to flee from temptation, to others kissing might be okay but if you know you can't end just there, please flee. To others a sleep over is okay, but if you know it'll lead to more please flee. Know yourself better to avoid temptations that you know you'll not overcome, don't hang around flee like Joseph 🏃🏃🏃🏃.

To others sharing a room with an attractive young woman might be okay but knowing myself better I had to flee before I plant a seed in Rome🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️. Friends many have fallen because they did not have the courage to flee, and today they suffer the consequences of that decision. Be swift to identify temptation and flee for your life.

Happy Evening

Sometimes I just look up, smile and say,
"I Know that was you, God! Thanks!"

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It is God

There are times that you will be tested. Don't get discouraged nor distracted. That's confirmation that you're ready to go to the next level of your life. To whom much is given much is required...