The Review: With Carson Payne

Donut wars: ROUND 2- FIGHT!
Dunkin’ Donuts
Flavor: the chocolate on this bad boy is really good. They gave me a healthy dose of it too. I know not every location gives you that much. The donut is um-glazed, which I like. Too much glaze just tastes like pure sugar.
Structure: donut is pretty thick and bready. One or 2 of these will fill you up.
Overall: these donuts are nice and thicc and fill you up. I really like their chocolate taste as well. They gave me a good amount of icing too. Some people may not like how much bread is on a Dunkin’, but i actually like it a lot.
8.5/10

DONUT WARS ROUND 1: FIGHT! 🍩⚔️
First up we have the Sheetz donut.
FLAVOR: 7/10 pretty good donut. Here, we have a slightly lighter donut than the Dunkin Donut, but more meat on this that a Krispy Kreme. The chocolate flavor is here, tastes pretty good. Paired with a coffee, this is an excellent donut to be served from a gas station.
Thickness/Texture: 7/10 as stated before, these donuts are a little thicker than your standard donut. There is also a glaze on the whole donut, adding a bit more sugar kick to the complete package.
Left sitting in the bag they come in, these can become slightly wet and mushy. Leave all donuts in an open container. (why do you have any left over anyway?)
OVERALL: 7/10. Good mid level donut for around 1.79-2.00 on the fly.

Smarties: Squashies Review
Not sure why I tried this
NAMING: Squashie? Sounds like something that happens after I eat Japanese food and s**t myself on the ride home.
TASTE: 0/10. Tastes like literally nothing. Imagine a piece of chewing gum but with no flavor. It looks like the erasers your teacher has for the bobo assess
*Not sure why it says Peanut free? Cause you’d have to be fu**in NUTS to eat more than 1 of these and not return it.
OVERALL: 0/10. Worst candy I have ever tried. This would make people in the 1700s mad it’s so bad.

BUD LIGHT REVIEW
10/10
Whole life has revolved around this- be it with a hot dog at a hockey game or a party with loved ones. The ultimate beer- made in the USA baybay
Not much else to say. Or do. Cya on Monday folks
-C

LEBRON FLAMIN HOT SOUR CREAM & CHEDDAR CHIP REVIEW
Hello friends,
For my first review I decided to try the new Lebron Ruffles.
TASTE: 7.2/10
I do not eat a lot of spicy food. You could call me a cracker and be correct. At first, these were quite spicy for me. But the cheddar and sour cream dance together in a beautiful symphony around the spiciness. My mouth would be on fire, but I found myself going back into the bag for more.
CRUNCH/TEXTURE: 8/10
You know Ruffles makes a good, crisp, DURABLE chip. Known for being the quintessential “dipping” chip, these chips hold up like a house built in 1956. I am probably going to finish this bag off by actually dipping these in sour cream. (Right before bed)
BAG/COVER ART: 10/10
Nothing is cooler than seeing Lebron and his signature on your bag of chips. I feel like a champion eating these chips. Ruffles has always had the white/ blue bag with bright red letters. It really POPs off the shelf. There has been quite a bit of advertising for this chip and I was not let down.
The sour cream is a bit badly photoshopped on top of the block of cheese. I might have had a small bowl containing sour cream placed next to the chips instead.
OVERALL SUMMARY:
For a “marketing” chip (New flavor introduced to boost chip sales) these really surprised me how good they were.
Are these the Greatest Chips Of All Time? Probably not. Are these these chips going to win your evening with a clutch 3 pointer when the rest of your cabinet is mid? Absolutely.
-C