Dr. Hullabaloo

What if the weapon is a gr***de with a pulled pin???? What if it's a bomb with a dead man switch?... cleary he hasn't thought this out well enough before touting advice...

There is a slanderous lie being spread online about our new fragrance 'malaise' being tested on animals. We assure you that we at Hullabaloo Industries pride ourselves on being animal lovers! With that being said we do not and will not test our products on animals. We test on humans.

There's still time!!

Operation: Ring’s Million Dollar Search for Extraterrestrials Greetings, Earthlings! Sensors have been picking up rogue signals from the Neighborhood Nebula. Might be nothing. Might be something. That’s where you come in. Keep your eyes peeled and your Ring device notifications on, and you may be eligible to win $1 million!

When the world ends at 2:20 pm I'd like you all to know beforehand, Thanks for all the fish. For loyal flock members who have their dues paid up, we begin loading the ark at 12 noon and close it's doors at 2pm. When Skynet becomes sentient by all digital media and communications devices are simultaneously activated nation wide, we will safely travel through the wormhole created before the fabric of time is torn. See you on the other side.

National Prank Wednesday October 4th at 2:20 pm.

Today we honor Reza Baluchi... 🤣
The Florida man arrested after trying to "run to London" across the Atlantic Ocean in a homemade vessel resembling a hamster wheel.

Florida man arrested after trying to cross Atlantic in hamster wheel vessel Reza Baluchi tried to "run" from Florida to London in a homemade vessel during hurricane season.

100! Followers!!! Thank you for being part of our cult; I mean group. Definitely not a cult.. I mean,.. Clearly we aren't a cult,..duh... Just forget I said it... Enjoy the Kool Aid ;)

Does the threat of a nuclear apocalypse keep you up at night? Does the communist scourge have you concerned for the safety of you and your family? Think the End is Near?
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Who has time to run to the nearest school to hid under a desk in the event of nuclear war? With the 'duck'n cover, we've got your survival.... covered! (*disclaimer: I'm the event that the 'duck'n cover fails to prevent death or mutation, simply send a self addressed stamped envelope and a copy of your original purchase receipt to HullabalooCoLtd and you will receive a complete money back refund, no questions asked!!! [Void in California, Oregon and the District of Columbia]