Ray's Jokes

What does a gay horse eat?

Hayyyyyy

What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabradoor

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they are fu***ng arse holes

Why is there no pharmacy's in Africa?

Can't have medication on a empty stomach

What happens to an Asian when he walks into a wall with a er****on

He breaks his nose

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Have a alter boy fart in her p***y ⛪

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side.

So I crashed the car

How are corpses like pools?

Once you get inside, it's only cold for like a minute

Who cooks in a le***an relationship 👯?

No one, because they both eat out 🐱

What's better then winning a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Walking

Dis you hear about the Italian 🇮🇹 chef who died last week?

He pasta 🍝 way

5 ants rented an apartment with 5 other ants
Now they are tenants together

What came first The chicken or the egg?

The rooster🐓 haha

When I broke up with my disabled girl friend I took her wheel chair.

Guess who came crawling back

Joe exoctic doesn't sign Christmas songs, cause he fckn hates Carols

What type of flour does a orphan use when baking ?

Self raising

How do you make a orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until there parents come home

What is a kidnappers favorite shoes ?

White Vans