Conspiracy Kimonos
Producer of quality BJJ equipment. Specializing in thought provoking and controversial designs.
"The real menace of our Republic is the invisible government, which like a giant octopus sprawls its slimy legs over our cities, states and nation."—John Hylan
For all my Brazilian Jiu Jitsu friends, or anyone for that matter. What are your thought on the new wave of earning rank from an online source? Such as Gracie University and 10th planet and others? I am wondering what the general thoughts are on this.
IBJJF 1st place! Congrats to Tomas - Conspiracy Kimonos fighter!
Tomas- sponsored fighter wins GOLD!
P***A! Great seminar with the Master Carlson
It's been a few weeks since I posted on here but we wanted to announce our newest athlete to the Conspiracy Kimonos family. Watch out of this young man! Also wanted to say thank you for all who inquired about sponsorships.
Calling all Brazilian Jiu Jitsu fanatics! I posted about a sponsorship opening with Conspiracy Kimonos and I have been flooded with some awesome competitors and great people, and people referring me to competitors who would benefit greatly with this offer for Conspiracy Kimonos. Mark Grant and I would like to know a few things about you and why you want us to look deeper into a sponsorship program.
Rank-
Age-
Where your located-
Where you train-
What Team-
What are your goals in BJJ-
How many Tournaments you want to attend next year-
Do you do Gi / no Gi / MMA-
What do you expect from Conspiracy Kimonos -
- Give your best to have CK pick you!
Tiago Dias
Travis Morris
Andy Macaco Marrero
Forrest Giovanni
Dave Morehead
Miguel Ordaz Perez
Damian Feary
Tomas Salas
Jimmy Wester
Travis Hanson
Justin Wetzell
Justin Penaflor
Stephen Gladhill
John Pb
Good luck 48 hr we announce the new competitor we sponsor. We wish we could take care of you all!
A few others designs as well. What one is your favorite?
New products in the works leaving Area 51 this weel..Finally we will our 2nd run of Roz the Alien Head T-Shirts!
Tarpeins Jiu-Jitsu | Grappling From my session I shot with Travis Tarpein and Justen Parris. This clip is from when they were actually grappling instead of the choreography. This is what is known…
The Yeti has been spotted! It's real! Pick yours up now!
My student JP wins Silver at the Worlds in Long Beach! Supporting the Conspiracy Kimono!
The Conspiracy Kimono Crew as they will be call for now on! Cleaning house and bringing home the BLING!
Justin Penaflor and The Doomsday Device doing damage at NAGA
I guess when you name your gi the Doomsday Device, U.S. Customs will be doing security checks.
What is your thought on lower body attacks?
The new addition.
Conspiracy Kimonos . Com
The Doomsday Device (Version 2.0) will be arriving soon!
QUIUCK! Number 12.
Here are a few nicknames of the guys at the dojo here...feel free to post yours!
Ninja (cause I'm a ninja)
The Profit. (able to see the future of your grappling session)
Face Grinder. ( well duh .. This dip s**t like to grind faces)
Sasquatch (cause he's so hairy Sasquatch takes pictures of him)
Faygo (puked orange soda on first day of training)
Rege-plata (though he's how Marcelo what's new and what's up)
Suga (likes to bake pies and cakes...as well a dentist)
Turd-sac (you know why)
Num-nuts. (this one gets passed out to anyone that interrupts my teaching)
Funny (had this one years before training)
Carney (as in a carney from the traveling carnival)
Amish Sam (his beard was better than epic beard man)
Steak N Shake (they leave BJJ and go right to Steak n Shake)
Crazy Karl (at his house ,and asked if I wanted to see something cool, then proceed to show me a HUMAN BRAIN. WHO DOES THIS!? And I asked if its even legal to have a human brain. I left quickly after that. )
So feel free to add yours!
I'm sure I will think of many more and will add to it.
QUICK! Number 11
1. Do you tie your belt a particular way, such as the way Rener Gracie shows in his video?
2. Traditional karate or Japanese influence style
3. Or the white belt style AKA "The Mangled Knot"
Quick! Number 10
Name your favorite brazilian jiu jitsu/MMA/kickboxing/wrestlig seminar you have attended!
Number 8 QUICK!
What is your favorite guard?
After today's seminar DIAMOND GUARD! FTW!
Number 7 QUICK
What color gi do YOU want next?
Number 6 QUICK!
If you have a belt made of pearl weave do you like it?
If you don't and have a traditional belt would you consider trying a pearl weave belt with your next belt advancement?
Number 5 QUICK!
If you have a BJJ belt that has the "stripe bar" at the end, do you have it on the right or left side when its tied? Or does not matter you you either way?
Number 4 QUICK!
Name the first submission you learned.
And do you still use it?
Number 3 QUICK!
What are you now working on that is not your favorite technique? To make improvements!
Number 2 QUICK! Name your least favorite submission. And this week rep it out to see if you change your skill set and change your mind on that particular submission!
Consuelo doing damage at NAGA in her Conspiracy Kimono!