Tom Morton, Shetland Islands Councillor Videos

Videos by Tom Morton, Shetland Islands Councillor. Scottish Labour Party councillor for the Shetland North ward on Shetland Islands Council

Scar Quilse breaks his long silence....
MY OWN PERSONAL LOCKDOWN

Think there might be Mormons at my door
Most people know that I don't answer anymore
Even if it's Joseph Smith wearing a mask
I won't let you in, don't even ask
I may be loved, I may be hated
I may be triple vaccinated
But please don't harbour any doubts
Not even Tesco click and collect will get me to go out

My own personal lockdown
Just leave the parcel in my disinfected shed
My own personal lockdown
I'll wave from the window just to prove that I'm not dead
Wearing my dressing gown
My own personal lockdown

Frankly I like living like this
No shaking hands with strangers, hugs or worse a luvvie's kiss
Watching Antiques Road Trip every day
Bidding for vintage James Bond DB5s on eBay

My own personal lockdown
Every single gig will see infections grow
My own personal lockdown
No backstage pass will ever tempt me to a show
I'd rather watch Countdown
In my own personal lockdown

Copyright Scar Quilse/Tom Morton 2021

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Scar Quilse breaks his long silence.... MY OWN PERSONAL LOCKDOWN Think there might be Mormons at my door Most people know that I don't answer anymore Even if it's Joseph Smith wearing a mask I won't let you in, don't even ask I may be loved, I may be hated I may be triple vaccinated But please don't harbour any doubts Not even Tesco click and collect will get me to go out My own personal lockdown Just leave the parcel in my disinfected shed My own personal lockdown I'll wave from the window just to prove that I'm not dead Wearing my dressing gown My own personal lockdown Frankly I like living like this No shaking hands with strangers, hugs or worse a luvvie's kiss Watching Antiques Road Trip every day Bidding for vintage James Bond DB5s on eBay My own personal lockdown Every single gig will see infections grow My own personal lockdown No backstage pass will ever tempt me to a show I'd rather watch Countdown In my own personal lockdown Copyright Scar Quilse/Tom Morton 2021

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