Karen Hortenstine, Norwex Independent Sales Consultant

What are your fall associations? Comment or use an emoji. Like= apple picking, Love = sweaters, laugh=raking leaves, wow=pumpkin spice, sad=all of the above, angry= other. I can't believe you forgot my favorite! 😉

Graphic description: a tree with multicolored leaves falling along the right hand side of the page. A collection of fallen leaves lines the bottom of the image. The words are the fall associations listed above. My logo, Karen's arbor of laughing marvels against a mountain backdrop, is below the image.

Tell me. What is your favorite season?

Photo description: a circle with the words "hello October" and high of 94. Keyboard face of sticking out tongue. Another circle with my logo: a mountain with Karen's arbor of laughing marvels.

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Stressed? Stay strong and silly. Seriously!
Tell me in one word how you suspend insanity.

Photo of a funny face and my mug that says "I live in a madhouse ruled by a tiny army I made myself."

The left side is my glasses after a 2 year old found them. The right side shows the 2 permanent scratches and the wonders of the Norwex Optic scarf. No water or spray, just the cloth.

Do you play the license plate game? This one was new, and I've seen quite a few states and provinces.

Lol. I love these bad jokes. If descriptions are wanted, such as for the sight impaired, just drop me a comment - like following or helpful.

Thankfully, I have some elbow grease. 45 minutes cleaning each individual blind in sections, but it looks almost new (not 10+ years old). I might have finished the job, but bedtime and clean the kitchen time, and 4 kids need me, so I'll pick it back up later. Not bad for a rag, water, and marble flour.

How do you like your caffeine?

Until I don't. This post is a follow up of last night's. Girly D drew on the blinds with pink permanent marker. Victory for me when I didn't lose cool upon discovery.

Welcome to KALM, Karen's Apex of Laughing Marvel's.

This is a photo of my daughter, standing next to her "tree" created with a foam roller vertical underneath a floor mat. On top of the floor mat, she placed a variety of playdough containers and duplo creations. The caption reads "I want my kids to be autonomous...."

I'm here!!!