FuriousPatz

Bob Marley was once asked if there was a perfect woman.
He replied:

“Who cares about perfection?
Even the moon is not perfect, it is full of craters.

The sea is incredibly beautiful, but salty and dark in the depths.

The sky is always infinite, but often cloudy.

So, everything that is beautiful isn't perfect, it's special.

Therefore, every woman can be special to someone.

Stop being "perfect", but try to be free and live, doing what you love, not wanting to impress others”

This man!!! 💜✨💜✨💜

My sister, your sugar daddy is someone else's husband.🤗

You gave him flowers , he packaged it and gave it to his wife🥺

His wife packaged it and gave it to her sūgar boy.😅

😂Her sugarboy is your boyfriend,

Your boyfriend finally gave it back to you.😲

Now you are holding the flower you bought by yourself and saying...

"This looks familiar"😂😂

In Physics, it's called "Circular motion"😆

In Philosophy, it's called "Karma"😁

In Chemistry, it's called "Chain reactiøn"🤣

In Psychology it's called "Familiar spir!t"😜

In Computer, it's called "L00ping"😁

In Agriculture it's called crop rotation 😂

In life, it's called "what's goes around comes around"😎

And in Church, it's called *"Back to s£nder"😂🙄😂😂😂😂😂

PLEASE FOLLOW 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼💕💕💕💕

U are fixing fingers 4k on the hand that score 57 in jamb 🤨🥺😂 Amaka weldon

RESPECT AFRICA
🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣*
A man was suspecting his wife of cheating he decided to go to his village and consult a juju man. The juju man told him to come back in two weeks bringing along some sample of sand from his yard.* 🤔🤔🤔*So the man went back after two weeks with the sample of sand.* 🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼*The juju man performed his rituals and said to the man...."I don't know if you can handle hearing this. The man said go ahead. I want to hear it.* 👀👀👀*The juju man said the two boys you have are not your sons, your daughter is seeing five different men and your wife is pregnant for your younger brother."🙆🏼‍♂🙆🏼‍♂🙆🏼‍♂*The man started laughing. The juju man asked him why he was laughing, after all these bad news.* 😂😂😂*The man responded, I don't know if you can handle this. The juju man said go ahead. The man said, I was running late and I forgot to bring the sand sample from my yard, so I dug out some from your compound.* 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃😂😂😂😅😅 BABALAWO SHOUTED
"JESUS CHRIST!!......

FuriousPatz

When you are dating a God fearing educated & civilized woman who has class & ambition you get texts such as these:-

6:00am.
Good Morning my dear. Hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up say your prayers & get ready for work. Don't forget to apply for that vacancy I showed you yesterday. Love you!

12pm -
Yes darling. hope you have taken your lunch? I am heading out for lunch now. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love you
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6pm
Hello Prince ' I'm at Crunchies Fast food now what should I buy for you?
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But when you are dating any of this Slay Queen Bae whose asset is her looks as well as crazy with fashion' you get texts such as these:-
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6am
Hello Boo! How far naa! Was Fun yesterday at d club. Hope u are not still having d hang over. Lol PLS remember to send me Credit. See u later.

12pm
I'm broke! Can u just help me out with some money if u can. I want to change my wardrobe. Muah!

6pm
Hi Boo' looks like u ve forgotten d shoes u promised me.

Anyways' I'm at d shop where they sell Human hair & Clothes. Just eyeing this beautiful make - up kit. U will like it! Muah!
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But when u don't date at all u get texts like:-

Airtel:-
Enjoy 6 times the value of every recharge on the Airtel network when you recharge with * 555*PIN #.

MTN:-
Dear customer do you know that you can confirm your BVN from your phone? Simply dial * 565*0 # this service costs N20!!!

Your number is among the people selected to win 20million naira.... Call Mr SOLOMON on 08036161....... to claim your prize.....

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I remember back in secondary school,
My friend was sleeping in class so I took his phone and change my contact name into his Fathers-

Then I text him📩

"Son I won 300 mîllion on lóttery🎰 and I bought 5 tickets for the family so_come home right now, we are leaving 🛫the country 🇳🇬>>>>🇦🇺

He thrèw his books📃📚 in the middle of the periôd👩‍🏫 and raised a middle finger🖕🏿 to the principal, and said "I'm done with your rûbbish school! You old fōol!!"

Before I could reach to him and tell him it was a prañk, he has already ràn ràn out of the class, running home. ...........

To cût the story shôrt, it's beén 11years now and he haven't still forgivèn me 🙂🚶‍♂️😂😂😂😂🥴