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DK219: A.S.P.C.A.
What up Dog?!?! It is time to be the coolest street cat on the block. Black cats and dogs are less likely to be adopted than those of other coat colors. So how can you help? Not in the sense of Hollywood celebrity trends to pluck an African child from the Mother Land to gain street cred', but if looking to save a pet's life anyhow, don't be a p***y ass bitch - adopt black as BLACK PET LIVES MATTER.
(A)lways (S)acrifice (P)eople. (C)onserve (A)nimals.
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DK218: IT STICK FIGURES
It figures that stick fingers make great stick figures to show how sick and tired, and wired I am as the seconds go tic... tic... tic... BOOM... Oh dear, the birds got spooked and are now flying everywhere. It figures that stick fingers make great stick figures...
https://dumbkunststudios.com/collections/dk218-it-stick-figures

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DK217: DIRTY MONEY
Two Sides of the Same Coin... Both dirty, dull, tarnished and twisted. This coin bears two heads, as the two sides, like politics, is all just a trick. Barry Crimmins said it best: "The two party system just means that the corporations cut two checks instead of one." Collectively, it just MAKES NO CENTS!!!
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DK216: WE THE SHEEPLE
We The Sheeple of the Divided States, in Order to inform an uninformed delusional union, stab justice in the back, insure domestic abuse, provide for the common "i'm offended" offense, promote the welfare State, and secure the messing of Bibbidi Bobbidi Boobidi Liberty to only our selfish selves and our prosthetic tribal posterity, do ordain and establish this constipated Constitution of Pimpin' Prostitution for the United Snakes of 'Murican't.
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Humpty Dumbtees Dumb Kunst We the People We the Sheeple We the Sheeple We the Sheeple We the Sheeple Americanas United States Constitution United states consitution The United States Constitution

DK215: INNIE OR OUTIE
It's National Belly Button Day (6/23). Who knew! While we celebrate the clear binary distinction of an "Innie" or "Outie" as it relates to a belly button, there, not by appearance (or things would be less debatable), appears to be a broader spectrum of options when it comes to one's Pelvy Button. Apparently "Innie" or "Outie" are not defining characteristics to decipher one's gender anymore, and that is why we are hitting the Panic Button on life.
https://dumbkunststudios.com/collections/dk215-innie-or-outie

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DK214: WHEN LIFE GIVE YOU…
When Life Gives You... It is all about perspective. You can be the optimist and make lemonade from lemons. Or you can be the pessimist, and reverse engineer the lemonade to be an ugly lemon to give yourself something to continue to complain about. It's all about choice, but either way you look at it, the cup is half...
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Humpty Dumbtees Dumb Kunst Lemonade Mouth Lemonade Lemonade When Life Gives You Lemons... when life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt. Optimism Pessimism Perspective

DK213: CHECKER CHESSMATE
Keep your eyes on the game and don't Checker Chessmate! Or, by knight, one of those little wH**es are going to capture your King. They may sacrifice a pawn in the process, or distract you with other tricks. Stay focused on the pieces and not the parts, even if they both happen to have moves!
https://dumbkunststudios.com/collections/dk213-checker-chessmate

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DK212: METHOPOTAMIA
Multiple Choice Question (pick all that apply): Adam & Eve are? A) The factually founded first and second people. B) Historically represent the creation of Earth in ~4004 B.C. C) Proof of evolution by way of incestuous reproduction, whereas subsequent offspring inherited the mutated dumb gene to believe their story as truth D) The byproduct of a storyteller high on M**h. E) A & B. F) C & D. G) All of the above.
https://dumbkunststudios.com/collections/dk212-methopotamia

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DK211: COASTBUSTERS
If there's something strong, About to hit your neighborhood...�Who you gonna call? Not FEMA!
If there something big, And it don't look good...�Who you gonna call? Not FEMA!
I'm afraid of this ghost.�I'm afraid of this ghost.
If you're seeing things, Flying by your head...�Who can you call? Not FEMA!
A Cat 5 Storm, Keeping you up in bed...�Ow, who you gonna call? Note FEMA!
I'm afraid of this ghost.�I'm afraid of this ghost.
https://dumbkunststudios.com/collections/dk211-coastbusters

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DK210: A.C.A.B.
A.C.A.B.! A.C.A.B.! A.C.A.B.! Stop being such a cancer on society you crabs! ACRAB? Exactly! Are Cops Really All Bad? In comparison to other things? Like... All Cactus Are Bad - those pricks! Or... All Cats Are Bad - a bunch of pu***es! Or... All Congressman Are Bad - Congress sure isn't Progress! Being a police officer is a thankless job, but we say Thank You!
* Proceeds to be donated to the National Policing Institute.
* Four (4) Versions Available
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DK209: JOE MAMA SO...
It's exactly 18 months until the next President of the United States is elected... and on the Democrat side, it appears as if incumbent President Joe Biden may stumble into the official nomination. But first, a few Joe Mama Jokes: JOE MAMA SO... ... ... easy there, it's not hard to hit any of many punch lines here.
https://dumbkunststudios.com/collections/dk209-joe-mama-so

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DK208: RONALD MCDONALD'S HOUSE
It's exactly 18 months until the next President of the United States is elected... and on the Republican side, it appears as if it will be a battle between Ron DeSantis and Donald Trump as they vie to take residence at the White House - a perfect home for a bunch of clowns, these days.
* Proceeds to be donated to Ronald McDonald House.
https://dumbkunststudios.com/collections/dk208-ronald-mcdonalds-house

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DK207: SPAM!
I am so sick and tired of getting SPAM! It isn't all flowers, rainbows, and sunshines like a Hawaiian Island, but more volatile like a spewing Volcano. Damn SPAM gets me salty! I wish I could open a can of woop-ass flavored meat-like product and 'Reply All' with an unsolicited offer for can of their own. But that isn't how the cut lines are drawn. So instead we file SPAM in the junk folder.
https://dumbkunststudios.com/collections/dk207-spam

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DK206: WHICH CAME FIRST?
There has always been the question of which came first: the chicken or the egg? There is only one logical answer that it was the egg, which is the offspring of 2 birds that became what would be known as a chicken. For example, Hawk + Turkey = Egg, of which a Chicken spawned. But no matter what, even knowing the egg came first, there is no denying that the Rooster has been cuming ever since! Cock-A-Doodle-Doo!
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DK205: FICTIONARY
The Rules: The player has to quickly sketch the religious prompt. The person sketching has one minute to draw the indoctrination without using letters or number. If their cult guesses the word, they roll a resurrected die and move around the board. Win if you're the first cult to reach the Finish square and correctly guess all the indoctrinations.
* Four (4) Versions Available
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DK204: MR. RE-TARRED ED
Looking back at all the dumb shows that have graced the small screen, one about a talking horse named Mr. Ed was pretty re****ed. Well kick off the 'ol horseshoes and walk across some hot asphalt, cause rumor has it that it is getting a reboot, aptly titled Mr. Re-tarred Ed about a black-top talking unicorn stallion. This time though, each episode ends with him in the corner with his horn of a dunce cap reminding him that shows like these are all dead ends.
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DK203: PLEASE FLUSH
Hilton Hotels / Hilton Worldwide would like to thank you for staying with us. In association with HNA, our 25% Chinese ownership / management partners since 2016, we would like to request that you PLEASE do not FLUSH FEMININE products or BABY wipes DOWN THE TOILET. Thank You.
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DK202: CAN'T FEEL MY FACE
Just'in Time For The Weeknd and/or your wife stirring the pot with your ex-girlfriend. I know she'll be the death of me, at least we'll both be numb. And she'll always get the best of me, the worst is yet to come. I can't feel my face when I'm with you... but I love it... but I love it, oh!
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DK201: BERT & ERNIE'S CLOSET
BREAKING NEWS: BERT & ERNIE OF SESAME STREET FAME ARE GAY! Reports have them exiting the closet earlier today wearing jean shorts, crop tops, sweater vests and bikini briefs. We also want to report for those living under a rock: Water. Is. Wet. Reporting Live, this is Captain Obvious; Sesame Street News.
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DK200: LEISURE SUIT LARRYS
Less than 3 years in, and we have officially hit shirt 200... Hopefully it is a hit, even if we couldn't fit Larry Holmes in the design. With Shirt DK200, we randomly pay homage to some of the coolest Larry's ever to touch down, even if we couldn't fit Larry Fitzgerald in the design. They are all Legends in Leisure Suits, including the Bird Man who was flyer than most.
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DK199: CAMEL SMOKER
So we all know what it is called when a garment tucks into the crease of the l***a thus mimicking the shape of the hoof of a camel, better known as "Camel Toe". But what happens when "she" is spitting from the long neck, and rather than an inverted garment, there is an apparent bulge? Is that rather referred to as a "Camel Hump"? Well, Camel Menthol Unfiltered Smoke That!
* Two (2) Versions Available
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DK198: DEAD OR ALIVE?!?!
Hypocrites Un-Wanted Alive!!! Which is it? Are you for the Sanctity of Life, except when terminating abortionists and executing those sentenced to death row? Or are you all about the right to choose, terminating the unborn while fighting against the use of the death penalty? Pro Life of the yet to be living? Or Pro Choice for the guilty over innocent?
https://dumbkunststudios.com/collections/dk198-dead-or-alive

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DK197: CONSTRUYE EL MURO
Build the Wall! Build the Wall! Build the Wall! And now that Lego is manufactured in China, there is no shortage of bricks to constuye el muro so there will be no El Paso anymore. Maybe we'll finally even get Mexlego to pay for it. Separately, I Love Tacos!
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DK196: CONTRACEPTIVE SPONGEBOB
As a kid growing up, there was room for only one cartoon in life - South Park. As such, it wasn't until the offspring learned how to pick up a remote and stumbled across this goofy yellow sponge that he started to get some 'spect put on his name. Until then, he was always Contraceptive SpongeBob!
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* Proceeds to be donated to Planned Parenthood

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DK195: NFT CHUMPANZEES
We're not being crypto/ic here. Let us be clear in saying: You du***ss block head block chain monkey see monkey doo-doo Chumpanzees... NFT's are Not Fu***ng Tangible! Congrats, you digital buffoons, on owning a file?!?! Damn we hope your hard drive crashes and you lose your sh*tcoin too!
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DK194: THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX
This marks the 3rd year that on this day, 12/20, we launch a charity shirt to support things that impact The Cluttered Mind. Year 1 and 2 we threw support towards the Brain and Behavior Research Foundation. This year, we are thinking outside the box and supporting the Su***de Prevention Lifeline. We are forever mindful to thinking of those who struggle day in and day out.
https://dumbkunststudios.com/collections/dk194-think-outside-the-box
* Proceeds to be donated to Su***de Prevention Lifeline (1-888-273-8255)

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DK193: WINTER IS CUMING
Today officially is the last day of Autumn, meaning, by the rotational cycle of Earth, which includes the fictional land of Westeros, that tomorrow, Winter is coming! Damn those Starks of Winterfell were prophetic. Well, you don't have to pull out the thermometers to see it's a bit nipply outside... Just watch Games of Thrones, and you too will know Winter is Cuming!
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DK192: [C]HA[N]NU[K]KA[H]
I would imagine that [C]ha[n]nu[k]ka[h] is not the known miracle of the little bit of oil lasting 8 days, but more so the number of days it took someone to guess the proper spelling of it. Is it start with a C or CH? Does it have 1 N or 2 N's? 1 K or 2 K's? Does it simply end with A or an AH? Take those candles and light the name on fire!
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DK191: WHEN PIGS FLY
Overcoming the improbabilities of life is hard enough. Once in a blue moon, you may find the grass greener on the other side of the fence and overcome this adversity. Surely it is never too late, even if you are often close but no cigar. But every now and then, even improbability is improbable, and the chance of something happening can't be achieved until pigs fly out of hell freezing over.
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