First You Steal a Chicken

First You Steal a Chicken

Welcome to First You Steal a Chicken, the best darn cookbook on the World Wide Web.

It was created by the Bigioni family of Toronto, Ontario, and written by comedian (and pasta connoisseur) Danny Acapella.

11/02/2024

Here is how you make basic cream sauce. This recipe makes enough sauce for 1 lb. pasta. Make your sauce and pasta at the same time. Start cooking your pasta when you add the cream; add 1 lb. washed and diced asparagus to the boiling pasta water when the pasta has 5 minutes left to go—don’t worry, you’ll do fine.

https://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=80&page-title=Cream+Sauce+with+Chicken+%26amp%3B+Asparagus

15/09/2022

Meat cooked in sauce tastes great and makes spaghetti more of a full meal. First make your meatballs, and keep a handful of meatball mixture off to the side. Get yourself a nice bottle of red wine and you’ll soon be enjoying this Italian classic.

https://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=47&page-title=Tomato+Sauce+with+Meatballs

12/09/2022

The key to great meatballs is making them soft and getting the garlic right. If they turn out bad, try whipping them at passing cars (it’s fun).

https://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=97&page-title=Meatballs

05/09/2022

Major photo update direct from Italy.

02/09/2022

If you like cabbage, you'll like this dish. Otherwise, you might find it boring. My Zia Lina made this for me in Italy, and I found it fantastic. (But I don't know about you.)

https://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=57&page-title=Cabbage+with+Potatoes

02/09/2022

The smell of these guys cooking is absolutely fabulous (I’d make them even if I didn’t like artichokes).

https://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=55&page-title=Stuffed+Artichokes

09/08/2022

This is Mary Mariano's specialty because she makes them both ways. Mary is one of us who, against family wishes, married a guy from the South. Luckily, the kids turned out fine—whosh!

https://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=54&page-title=Stuffed+Eggplant

06/08/2022

Looking for something to put on your sandwich? A compliment for burgers, bbq chicken, or veal cutlets? Just call on your friend the bell pepper—he’ll do quite nicely. Grill any colour but red are best.

https://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=111&page-title=Barbecued+Peppers

22/07/2022

These little guys are great for a party. Buy those nice Italian sausages, or make your own, and viola!

https://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=103&page-title=Sausages+in+the+Oven

22/07/2022

Are Italians experts at meatloaf? Heck, no! But we make one every five years to keep up conversation with our Canadian neighbours.

https://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=95&page-title=Italian+Meatloaf

08/07/2022

Rabbit tastes like chicken, only better. If you’re having company, make sure the butcher removes the little bunny’s head (it will scare the guests).

https://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=106&page-title=Rabbit

21/02/2022

This is a variation of Lentil Soup that needs its own page. First off it uses split peas (so that’s different), and you add diced capicollo ham (which is unique), plus cabbage, asparagus, and rice. Then you put chicken stock. Oh, it’s just different.

http://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=131&page-title=California+Split+Pea

18/01/2022

This has to be one of the finest culinary contributions ever made by Italians. It ranks right up there with pizza, spaghetti, and kissing the cook. Make the broth, use what you need, and then either freeze or refrigerate the rest. P.S. Dice your vegetables before starting.

http://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=12&page-title=Pasta+Fagioli

18/01/2022

This soup is excellent and virtually fat-free. First make the broth and then cook the noodles. Make a pot early in the week, eat half, and either refrigerate or freeze the rest.

http://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=11&page-title=Nothing+Soup

10/01/2022

Roast pork is both delicious and cheap. Kind of reminds me of a tequila I met in Mexico—but that's another story. P.S. Have you ever had roast pork on a bun with a salad? Hmm.

http://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=104&page-title=Roast+Loin+of+Pork

23/12/2021

Osso Bucco is widely regarded as fancy food, and most Italians only make it with real chicken stock. Ask the butcher for veal shank and tell him what you’re making.

http://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=94&page-title=Osso+Bucco

11/12/2021

I found this recipe in a book and modified it to our way of thinking. It makes a wonderful side dish for Veal Parmesan.

http://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=17&page-title=++Stuffed+Zucchini+%28Vegetarian%29+

04/12/2021

Lasagna is for special occasions like holidays, wedding showers, or your nephew losing his first tooth (it’s too fattening otherwise). Since this is a lot of work, make the sauce the night before, boil the noodles and assemble in the morning, and then bake for dinner.

http://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=75&page-title=Lasagna

07/10/2021

Here’s the original coated-chicken recipe from before Colonel Sanders screwed it all up. In the olden days, people used to bake their coated chicken; they never fried it. Back then, frying chicken was considered foolish since everybody knows chickens can’t fry.

http://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=88&page-title=Roast+Chicken+%28Shake+%26amp%3B+Bake+Style%29

07/10/2021

Risotto is Italian-style rice. Instead of steaming and adding sauce or frying in oil like the Chinese do, we slow-cook our rice in flavourful liquids. This way, each grain is power-packed with taste (which puts us one up on the Chinese).

http://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=122&page-title=Risotto

24/09/2021

Another specialty served on Christmas Eve or Good Friday.

http://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=110&page-title=Mussels

24/09/2021

Delicious for a first course, even better as a casual lunch with fresh bread. Note: if your shrimps and scallops are huge, chop a bit before adding to bowl.

http://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=133&page-title=Seafood+Salad

06/08/2021

Taught to me by my Auntie Phyllis, this crunchy salad goes great with an Italian lunch of cold meat, buns, cheese, and olives. Oh, and don’t forget the wine.

https://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=60&page-title=Giardinieri

06/08/2021

Skip the eggs, and forget the mayo—here’s a way to make potato salad that’s excellent for any summer occasion.

https://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=58&page-title=Italian+Potato+Salad

30/07/2021

This is a great way to get more fish into your life, and it works with almost every type (salmon, trout, snapper, sole, etc.). Pat this dressing over top (not too much) or stuff into a whole fish.

https://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=28&page-title=Baked+Arctic+Char

19/05/2021

This is my wife’s recipe (she’s Canadian). I was older when I married, so all the nice Italian girls were taken. Kathy is part French and part Irish—that’s the best I could do.

http://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=125&page-title=Kathy%27s+Baked+Mac+%26amp%3B+Cheese

07/05/2021

This recipe was first published in 1932 by Maple Leaf Mills, a flour company, that wrote the Purity Cook Book. Mom latched on in 1957, and today the torch is being held by sister-in-law, Jenn.

http://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=129&page-title=Butter+Tarts

10/04/2021

Canadians are always asking, "Hey, what about us?" So here you have it, an Italian rendition of one of your favourites.

http://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=98&page-title=Dago+Chili

01/03/2021

The trick here is to cook the meat sufficiently before adding the vegetables. If the meat is tough, you didn’t cook it long enough. If the meat falls apart, you cooked it too long. Good luck!

http://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=99&page-title=Papa%27s+Stew

20/02/2021

You'll love this lemony treat, famous throughout Italy. It's the icing sugar that makes Savoiardi different, plus the lemon (because you guys don't really know lemon). P.S. You can half the recipe.

http://www.firstyoustealachicken.com/recipes/?id=70&page-title=Savoiardi