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Guy in front of the student centre with a red sweater and black gillet, I think from the hockey team, was cute.

Confession: at the age of 13 I took a lit sparkler and pressed the hot burning part into two slugs and killed them.At the age of 20 I feel like an absolute monster and all I can remember is the beefy smell they gave off. There was only one or two contact points where they were burned so I'm assuming I either killed them through (eventual) dehydration through their soft body or I boiled their insides until their organs failed. Either way God. What. The. F**k. Did. I. Do

No greater pleasure than smelling my own farts

R and A I miss you and I’m sorry I’m so bad at staying in touch

Why is it always women moving ppl out of their seats

Can any Italians confirm?

I'd just like to clarify to everyone that I am NOT a window cleaner

Selling one Lightopia ticket for the 3rd December 5pm! (Tickets are still available but I can sell mine for cheaper) Like if interested

the sexual tension while making eye contact with someone you hooked up with earlier that week from across the quiet study 😩

Must sees or dos in London? Fourth and final year, trying to get it all done before I leave xx

However long you're sentenced for a crime you should also get kicked in the bo****ks.
Nine years for manslaughter, nine kicks in the bo****ks. Four years for fraud, four kicks in the bo****ks.

I just wish I had someone to go through life together with.

Can someone explain what happened with law soc treasurer?

Ppl from Medical science section in Sci lib >>>>>>>

NSC biochem is gorgeous I hope she's 💅

new game to play in the student centre- try and guess whether each person that walks past u has ever had a saveloy and chips wahey

heard bout sum fu**ed up s**t a CS guy did bc they felt entitled to a r/s

how do you get over someone you had to give up on because of a 'right person, wrong time' type of situation. it's been a year but I still think about her, but I wish I could wipe her from my brain

my neighbors have the sweetest dog and I know it sounds dumb but I secretly coordinated when I leave for an evening walk with when they're coming home from walking him so I get to meet him every night

it's always one of the highlights of my day, and so far, I don't think they've caught on :)

How long can it fu***ng take you to pull your prints out of the printers in the student centre? JUST DO IT AND GO, DON'T FAFF AROUND WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME.

The barista at George Farah is so pretty

Please let it be Putin

Kanye west is a joke

Anyone know where to get good halal meat near campus/ central london?

If you like a girl, you shouldn’t just focus on her look

You also need to look at yourself in the mirror.

To whoever left their AirPods at phineas: sorry I took it home by accident, I’ll leave it at lost and found on Thursday morning with the serial number and order number :)

Have you ever farted in your sleep and got woken up by the smell? Today I experienced this wonderful sensation for the first time.

I mean I was semi asleep. You know, like when you know you're asleep, but you're also somewhat aware of your sensations at the same time.

I don't remember giving the fart permission to exit, but I do remember it just tumbling out into the world all by itself, without having been given any help from me. And then seconds later, my nostrils had something new to report. In fact I had even heard the noise it made upon exit, but somehow I wasn't expecting to smell it. I don't know why. And the surprise of the smell woke me up. I mean it wasn't actually that smelly, but overall, quite a weird experience.

Obviously I'm single af, so this led me to wonder what it's like when you have a significant other who farts in their sleep. Anyway, I suppose that's a discussion for another day.

How to honestly know if I’m attractive or not?

Some of y’all never had a savaloy and it shows

AG from 3rd year econ is so cute- is he single?

H, sorry for letting you walk back late at night all the time....youre a guy but still...

When you see a girl wearing an all olive-drab overall in the Student Centre this time of the year and you're trying to figure out if she's Maverick, Goose or your Top Gun references are gonna really offend her because she's not in costume, that's just how she dresses...

Miss good pls days when TCR Lidl was a Sainsbury’s

Unpopular opinion: big friendship groups aren’t actually that good - you’re not that close to most of the people and there’s too much drama and coordinating

What happens if you don't attend a whole module? Like missing all lessons (i.e., language classes), can you still pass?

Loop >>>>>> scala or ministey

If you think dressing in your National dress is bad - last year a girl (v online popular girl) dressed as a victim of a sexual assault and then after criticism said that it was her being attacked by zombies 💀

Love my life, love UCL, love my friends

Renting a room near London Bridge, 1100 ppm (bills included), two other UCL students (one girl and one enby) live in the apartment (3rd and 4th year), looking for a queer-friendly roommate ASAP!

Where do all the hot single postgrads hangout on campus?