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So I watched this and I gotta tell you. It didn't grab me like it did to so many people at the time. Kind of found it to be a little boring. Yeah the guy plays millionaire, shows that life sucks in Mumbai, and that people will do anything for love while is sweet and all. But they showed the same amount of love for a soccer player. Soo execute fart sound. I just didn't care about the characters cause of all the back forth was(raspberry noise). I haven't seen that much p**p since Jurassic Park or last night.( Waka waka) I know it won Best Picture & Director in 2009. Which doesn't means doo doo (see what I did there) cause we all usually argue what movie should have really won. I've only seen one of the other best picture nominees which is Benjamin Button. Found that to be amazing, sad, fantastic, and original. So back to Slumdog and what it'll be on the Stale Doritosmeter. I give this film a 34% **p

Good movie! Didn't blow me away but just a solid whodunit with a good cast. Smart, sexy, fun, mystery Kenneth Branagh is fantastic as Hercule Poirot. He does make the movie obviously cause he's a fun, charming, intense, loveable character. There were some dancing scenes that were surprising. I was unaware that ladies just throw their leg over the guys shoulder. Yeah, cause Miss Godot does, it'll make you go...Hey Oh! So on the Stale Doritosmeter I'll give this film a 73% To the D-bags sitting around us. Listen, you're in the fecking theater. Shut Up! To the older lady with the candy wrapper & using your phone. We can hear so have your GD butterscotch candies on your own time. To the other Du***ss who took a flippin phone call during the movie. Yes I know. I would have silenced her but I want to be able to go to the theater again.