Crustacean Singles
The main site: http://crustaceansingles.com | many other links: linktr.ee/crustaceansingles I draw this webcomic every day. Thanks for reading.
I've been doing so since mid-2011, when I decided to take my longtime habit of doodling bitter stick figures and inflict it on the entire internet.
We have An Arrangement
I've been getting occasional questions about my process and tools, so I've finally done a quick writeup & posted it to my Ko-Fi. There's no paywall there, just the ever-present (but hopefully not too obnoxious) tip jar.
Q&A - What's your process? / What programs do you use? CrustaceanSingles published a post on Ko-fi
so that's...
Let's move this thing along, please.
Tinnitus + auditory processing disorder is an especially hilarious prank for the universe to pull on a linguist.
This comic brought to you by my child's intense interest in the alphabet...and by Uppercase Schwa.
"First idea, best idea" can be true if you only have one idea.
I'm going through some stuff.
(This is a pretty exciting answer to get when you're documenting a language.) (Also, I'm with the native speaker on this one.)
No, I don't know where Grambo went. We're not panicking yet, but please let us know of any possible sightings.
I don't have to. But I'm going to until somebody stops me.
Ah, yes...
Crambo? Is it really you?
Anything.
The non-thing that does not exist thinks this is neat.
You've seen the kinds of stuff they have down there. It's bad news.
Meanwhile, in the sky,
Unrelated to anything else going on today,
But also, I didn't hear.
I told myself I wasn't going to reference culturally dominant holidays this year. But principles are for cartoonists who have actual ideas, so here you go.
Do you?
This will be difficult to sit in, but Grambo likes a challenge.
Here, have some slop from my brain bucket!
Can you believe this guy?
Can anyone really *own* an onion, though?
Seldom does a scene appear in my mind so fully formed or linger so insistently. Must be important. I hope you know what to do with it.
I am once again perseverating.
Wait, but I thought—
but I get that a lot
Some people have all the luck!