Ygiy

If I bring a girl home and I see you smiling more than me the host bro you're an enemy of progress 😅😅😅😅

But wait ooo why those girls wey dey art p**n

dey fyn piece's

Just look at 👉Mia khalifa
Lovely 👉 Luna
E don do I won go heaven
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stop blaming us you women go out with the wrong guy who's only intentions is to have a taste of your va**na when everything goes wrong all men are the same! imagine 😤😤😤 sha I send you make you go follow Andrew

My neighbor go greet him friend brother wey dem carry him Gbola 😅😅😅 as e dey come from road e own miss 2

Omo na dangerous time bi dis for kogi na every 30 second I dey check my Gbola 😅😂😂 no greet anybody no shake anybody no even look anybody for eye

The fact that you didn't acknowledge it doesn't mean didn't happen

you're not the first person that got is heartbroken surely you won't be the last now wipe away your tears and look at the bright side

One of the benefits of being poor 😆😆😆 is that nobody will ask you for anything you don't have to worry about robbery, kinaping abcuz nobody will even think of robbing you!

Omo we Nigerians we 2 like Ashawo tin Esther video drop yesterday. everybody don go watch am including me😂😂😂

When you think 🤔 you know them to the core! then they show you another side of them that you haven't seen 😳🤨🧐😲

Some people no get sense ooo even AI n**e pics dey make der prick rise 😒😒😒

Any guy watching barbie is either a gay 🏳️‍🌈 or an upcoming guy 🤣😂🤣

Omo tins just dey happen for this our Niaja ooo

Love your wife

trust ur mum

LordHakimirevelation

To my unborn kids,breast is for daddy while akamu is for you, don't come and bring confusion into my house oh
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Sometimes I will just look at my situation and smile no condition is permanent! Bruh!

Election election Less pray for Nigeria my country 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 😔😔😔😔 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

If I bring girl come house and you kon dey smile 😊😊 pass me.guy I go kill you u be enemy of progress

Girls will be like,this leave my man alone....bruh I didn't come to this world to be with one woman! Im met to be shared like Xender...

I remember two years back I have nothing to my name I was broke but now!....I'm poor...

My pastor once asked me that I mine a virgin I just looked at him and smile 😊😊 I know he got the answer bro code

Religious girl's them can pretend

Some girls are not yet 17, but have gone through Missionaries than most pastors 😅😂 fear women most especially precious

Ashawø dey call u fîne boy u dey smile 😊 hmmm u bi
Mumù 😒
Whø no fîne for ashawø eyes👀

Relationship never reach one week but una done knack 🔨reach 10 times. Well done. Mr Carpenter😎😎

Italian Relationship:
1st day= S*x
2nd day= S*x again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = S*x
3rd day = S*x again

British Relationship:
1st day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = s*x and more s*x

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= S*x

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss.
13th day= Long kiss.
14th day= Tried to have s*x but failed.
15th day= Tried to have s*x but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other.
17th day= Malice till the next day.
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick.
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologized and she replied: "Leave me alone, am not your type of girl".
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology.
21st day= Hug.
22nd day= Long hug.
23rd day= Kiss.
24th day= Long kiss.
25th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman said until he buys the phone.
27th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman asked: "where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious".
28th day= "R**e".
29th day= Police case.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

In this life of ours you need to be tight and strong as bra if you wanna make it

Sometimes I will just sit , in my room start imagineing all kind of things I hope say God no dey reduce my blessings

Anyone who says he or she doesn't know this triple 👉 # # # symbols on Google! lemme use the word bro,ur gonna hell 🤞period
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Bra really dey help ooo I wonder if bra no dey how this generations for bi so people mk industry don fall like falling titan

Guys ebi like say I don find my wife oo I s her for dream yesterday 😊😊 we dey marry this night make una come oo I send una card!

May u not disappoint the gbola that bring you into this world 🌎🌎🌎🌎 say amen

Sometimes life is like crypto it rise and fall same as gbola

In Nigeria We Don't Need CCTV Camera at Home, Our Neighbors Are Enough🤣🤣😄

This year we rise by avoiding other's,e get why🤐

My uncle burnt my w**d 🚬💨 and i Burnt his flight ticket..
Nobody is going high 😂😂🤣🤣
I hate what I don't like

3 rounds no longer dey enough for 15 year old girl 😩💔😑

God please blow trumpet 🤲🏿🤲🏿🤦🏿‍♂️

Imagine watching horror movie at night

NEPA take light but Tv no off😒😳 one chance

I'm done with Nigerian movies 🤦

"40 years later" and the family dog is still alive 🙁😒😒😒

Ghana flag 🇬🇭 for
Nigeria na Traffic light🚦

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