I Join GB News Groups, So You Don't Have To

Short answer: Naw.

Long answer: F**k naw.

Sometimes it's not always the GB News groups...

An American finally finds out that everyone's name here isn't Tattie McHaggis.

Might copyright that in case JK Rowling needs a Scottish character for her next book.

Funny, flag-shaggers that would happily work as the Royal Arse Wipers during a toilet paper shortage seem to have such a hard-on for a guy who's ultimate goal was regicide.

"Thing"
"It"

At this point I shouldn't be surprised at the sh*te I see, but Jesus Christ.

What British history? Boer concentration camps, transatlantic slave trade, famine of India, famine of Ireland, Amritsar massacre, Bloody Sunday, Aden's torture centers, the Cyprus detention camps, the Mau Mau uprising? That history? I agree.

But I've got a feeling it'll be more along the lines of: "Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone!"

Not being funny or anything, but Romeo & Juliet don't actually exist, so they can be anything or anyone, in 2011 they were garden gnomes.

"Yes, of course, after apparently getting all this money via "illegal activities", let's phone the BBC and get our faces plastered on the telly."

What a couple of fuds.

Context: News story about the aid workers killed by an Israeli strike.

One who was killed was ex-military, he survived tours in Bosnia and Afghanistan... Couldn't survive the IDF.

Shat the bed on this one tadgers.

Riiiight, right, right, gotcha... It gives more representation to aw the blue people wandering about(?).

Jings, hope they didn't hurt themselves too much with that massive stretch.

Aside from the charity shop display plate cringe going on here, I see Paddington is hard at work claiming another victim.

Oof, fell at the first hurdle, the Lion is actually African! Wouldn't pick you for a pub quiz my guy.

Happy Easter!

Remember and thank Pontius Pilate for your Easter Eggs.

I'm getting drunk and bored, it's getting close to jesus respawn day so here's my most favourite item I own, cheers.

Just as God intended.

Ah, back to the days of air raid sirens, bomb shelters, blackout curtains, hiding in underground tunnels while your house got totally obliterated.

You know? The good old days.

Brought to you by the same people that holiday in Benidorm and seek out the closest British owned pub to order a full English.

Joining these groups is fun and all (in a self flagellation kinda way), but the "" function is an absolute curse.

Team Fortress 3 confirmed!

Average GB News comment section goblin.

Darren Grimey has started weighing in on this, by spreading something by vaguely saying "Happy Easter, Britain!" for the hard of thinking to froth at when:

1. Not available in Britain
2. Once again, not Easter related

He's stoking hate about something he hasn't even witnessed, and the comments are folk that look like Pinkies from Doom absolutely lapping it up.

"While you were out partying with girls, I was studying the katana"

Willing to bet the person who made this has the appearance of a burst baked tattie.

Wild they used Keanu Reeves as the background for this as well when back in 1989 he was preaching "Be excellent to each other".

Someone in the comments said:

"Boycott the Olympics!"

Last Olympics worldwide viewing figures was 3.05 billion, with only 140.4 million of that being UK viewers (36.4 million television and 104 million online).

The UK makes close to nothing of the viewing figures altogether anyways, a boycott probably wouldn't even be noticed.

Maaaate

Good job it's not Easter related, at all, then isn't it?

Don't remember the passage in the bible that mentions the sanctity of ovoid chocolate either to be fair.

Had to update one of the first memes I made for this page, never would have thought a rally could be this bad, this is certainly one of the timelines of all time.

Theeeere it is.

Heads up: It's Harry and Meghans fault Kate Middleton got cancer.