Yr kAbhi khUd bHi kUch yAAd kAr k aYa kAro exAmz mAy

Miss: Tum Barey Ho k kiya Karogey?
Studnt: Nikkah
Miss: Mera Matlab Hey Kiya Banogey?
Studnt: Dulha
Miss: I Mean Barrey Ho K Kiya Hasil Karogey?.....Studnt: Dulhan
Miss: IDIOT Mera Matlab Barey Ho k Ammi Abbu k Liye Kiya Karogey?
Studnt: Bahu Laounga.
Miss: Stupid Tumarey Papa Tumsey Kiya Chahtey Hein?
Studnt: Pota
Miss: Abey Kaminey Teri Zindagi ka kiya Maqsad Hey?
Studnt: Shaadi xD xP

A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:

I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.

Girl:

Oye sulphur dioxide,apna zinc sulphide jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.;-) Kambakht graphite ki aulad.

wAh... :P

Faqat Isliye humne mehfilon main jana chordia

*FARAZ*

k kahin Log puch na len k

*beta . .! paperz ki taiyari kesi chal rai hai* :P

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wassupp??
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Father: What about ur result?

Son:Wo headmster sb ka beta fail hy.

Father:What about u,..
Son:Wo Dr.sab ka beta b fail hai.

Father:N whats your result.?

Son:Wo Profsr sab ka beta b fail hy,

Father:U idiot,

i m asking about urs…
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Son:Tum baray Allama iqbal ho jo tmhara beta pass hoga..

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Intahai educational shair arz hai..!!

Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais...

Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base...
Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne dilon ko lagai thais...

Tangent theta is equal to perpendicular upon base.... :P

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Students While Studying For Exams

-Books n Notes Open

-Highlighting Sentences

-Pen In Mouth

-Blank Page

-Eating Drinking

-Turning Pages

-Readin 'Headings'

-Thinkin About Where To Start From

&

Suddenly they thought

Yaar Kal Say Pakaaa Parhein gy :DDD

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Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 1st ashray ki dua: Ae Allah aaj se padhne ka irada kr rha hn, meri madad krna

2nd ashre ki dua:
Allah jo sawal mein yaad kron sirf wo imthan me aaye'n

Aakhri ashre ki dua:
Ae Allah is bar pass kra de agli bar khoob dil laga k parho'n ga.. :P

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Na Waqt Itna K
Sallybus Pura Kia Jaye

Na Tarkeeb Koi k Exam
Pass Kia Jaye

Na Jane Kon Sa Dard
Dia Hy Is Parhai Ne

Na Roya Jaye
Aur
Na Soya Jaye ... :PpP

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" Top Answers of Teachers "

If they don't know the answers:

1)I think the question is wrong..

2)I Will tell you tomorrow..

3)Don't ask foolish questions..

4)You will study this in the next class..

And the most important one is:

5)Nice question,Raise your hands who know the Answer :)

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The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet” :P

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Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall... :PpP

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kAhAn hO sAbb???

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FACEBOOK PAPER

Q1 . Define Add As Friend ?

Q2 . What Does Status Means ?

Q3 . What Do U Mean By Poke ?

Q4 . Give Two Reasons For Liking The Girls Comments ?

Q5 . What Is Pic Tag ?

Q6 . What Is Inbox Msg ?

Q7 . Give Details Of Info ?

Q8 . Draw A Profile Pic ?

Q9 . What Is Page ? And Why We Prmote It . Give Reasons ?

Q10 . Define Comments On Post ?..!!

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aap may se kOn kOn boOt!an bnAta hA! exAmz mAy...??? :PpPPp
:DD

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kOn kOn 9th k exAmz de rAhA hA!???

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h3lllOowWw... :))
k!a haal hA! sAb kA??

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oUt p3 oUt...
chAA gAyA PAK... :DD

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sUtt! kOm...
kAbh! parh bh! l!a kArO... :DD

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ur fAv sUbj3ct??
agAr PARHTAY ho to btana.. :DD

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y3 s3nt3nc3 m3n3 bh! k!s! s3 sUnnA hUa hA!... :DD
h3h3h3hh3.... :PpPP

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