FAUX Wississippi

Little Jeff Mcbulkes has been working hard in the gym for his arm wrestling championships he could be the raining chanpion this year in Wississippi for all of the tri state area, last year he was only 4 and had the single hugest bicep of them all. He won against the heman town champ with a 2.5 second lead time. He got distracted in one instance and almost was taken down by a skinny fat little French boy named Bark Lacroix, by a minuscule kitty cat that brushed against his trouser leg and startled him, but he was able to overcome adversity and beat the best of them to become the arm wrestle champeen. Let’s hope he will be able to retain his title this year and let all his hard work pay off.

Big beebles won the ugliest dog contest and got the mint Neapolitan ice cream trophy. Tiny Basketcase won second place, he just got to look at the ice cream, and Princess Bogg Baby took 3rd and got NOTHING.

New episode of Fat N Large takes Myrtle Beach! Tonight on Faux Wississippi 😂

Sportball man “Bub Grooth” (Wississippi Winners) likes to hang out on the in the sportball cages while he practices for the upcoming sportball match against the Dennessee Disasters! Who will prevail and get a chance to tee up at this years Big Ball Match coming up in a couple weeks?!

Steggy Steez did the theme song for this movie.

What will be your favorite this season??

Coming Soon to SYFY LOL

New kids anime “Dragon Pal C”. Starring Generic anime characters

Grinzzly bear spotted in downtown Sporks, Wississippi, stocking up for his winter slumber.

Haggard old man, Finally caught sneaking into homes and eating cookies and drinking milk. He said has been on this spree for a few hundred years.

a man in a red jumpsuit is breaking and entering into your house in 4 days.

"Til Deaf Do us part" Starring "Blind Justice" superstar Buster Beazer

Local bat type hero visits elderly in nursing home to practice his comedy routine

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Movie marathon weekend!!! Starting Friday night at 8!!

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Tune in Sunday morning for Service at Blue Lagoon Baptist Church

Shripp shripp jones brand new episode tonight on Faux

The Poopy People singers are coming to the Wuxxawaxxi Colosseum in concert soon enough.

[Opening Scene: Soft music playing, nostalgic images of Shuf as a puppy and growing up]

Narrator (Voiceover): In the small town of Beanville, there lived a remarkable dog named Shuf. Born to a litter of only two in March of 1994, Shuf was destined for greatness. His tale became intertwined with the heartwarming story of Bean Boy brand beans, captivating the hearts of a whole community.

[Cut to Old Footage: Shuf playing in the bean fields]

Narrator (Voiceover): Shuf quickly became the beloved mascot of Bean Boy brand beans. His playful spirit and love for beans endeared him to everyone he met. But Shuf was more than just a mascot; he was a hero in his own right.

[Story 1: Shuf and the Cat Rescue]

[Cut to reenactment: Shuf barking at a tree, a cat stuck on a high branch]

Narrator (Voiceover): One sunny afternoon, Shuf heard distressed meows coming from a tree. Without a moment's hesitation, he sprang into action. Using his agile skills, he climbed the tree, rescuing a frightened cat. The whole town cheered as Shuf and the cat made their way down safely.

[Story 2: Shuf's Bean Bandit]

[Cut to reenactment: Shuf chasing a mischievous raccoon stealing beans from a market stall]

Narrator (Voiceover): Beans were not just Shuf's favorite food; they were his duty to protect. One night, a crafty raccoon attempted to steal a stash of Bean Boy beans from a market stall. Shuf, with his keen sense of smell, detected the intruder. He chased the raccoon away, ensuring the beans were safe for everyone to enjoy.

[Story 3: Shuf's Beanfield Adventures]

[Cut to reenactment: Shuf digging in a bean field, unearthing a treasure trove of beans]

Narrator (Voiceover): Shuf had a knack for finding beans in the most unexpected places. His beanfield adventures became legendary in Beanville. Once, while digging in a bean field, he unearthed a hidden treasure trove of rare beans, bringing joy and excitement to the entire town.

[Closing Scene: Montage of Shuf's life, from puppyhood to his golden years]

Narrator (Voiceover): Shuf, the beloved bean dog, taught us that heroes come in all forms, even with furry paws and a love for beans. His legacy lives on, reminding us of the extraordinary things that can happen in a small town when there's a dog with a heart as big as Shuf's.

[Fade out with soft music, displaying the words: "In Loving Memory of Shuf (1994-2023)"]

Coming next season to Faux Kids, “BUNK CHEEKLES THE PIRATE BOY AND HIS BAND OF BUDS” a brand new annomay featuring the voice work of Best Beeply, and Hunk Larples from the Best Big Boy Podcast, and Hanpy Days.

“Shuf” The beloved bean dog from the bean boy commercials has passed on over the rainbow bridge at the ripe old age of 29. Rip in peace Shuf! Mitch Prier spokesperson of Bean boy brand beans issued s statement “thank you for all the love and support for our beloved Shuffelton Stuffelton Mccgraw. We surely miss him already!”

Lonnie the Liger the mascot for the Bizzouri Bungers posing with one of the cheerboys at this seasons new team match up.

Wississippi’s first Skeleton Homecoming Star was crowned Friday Night at Bumfeely High School in New Devin, WS. When it was asked how it felt about being the first skeleton to Inherit the title of homecoming star, it said “I must do what is necessary for the succession of my people”

The Bedlam Globetrotters are coming to Wississippi State Sportball Arena! Showcasing their unique and one of a kind talent. They bring chaos and hilariousness to the game of sportball! Come out and watch their antics as they embarrass one of the losing teams (Debraska Duds) this weekend on the sportball field.

Tonite on “Lesnie Krumer: Snake Man” Lesnie tames a huge annofkahnda with a Bilf Burger from Hogg Legg's.

Hurricane Vidalia is hitting the coast pretty hard, Nerdal beach is being utterly destroyed, even the Negalodon is feeling the effects of this disastrous storm.