Totally not CGIS

Totally not CGIS

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12/02/2024

Can we see your pencil flare?

07/02/2024

Thank god Saint Mayorkas lives to grant another S1 day!

02/02/2024

It’s 0800, do you know where your warrant is?
https://media.defense.gov/2024/Jan/16/2003375535/-1/-1/0/FY23%20QTR%204%20GOOD%20ORDER%20AND%20DISCIPLINE.PDF

01/02/2024

This new GOAD is wild.
https://media.defense.gov/2024/Jan/16/2003375535/-1/-1/0/FY23%20QTR%204%20GOOD%20ORDER%20AND%20DISCIPLINE.PDF

30/01/2024

This is fine.

30/01/2024

How’s that layup plan going PACAREA?

26/01/2024

Uniform sierra charlie gulf, whiskey tango foxtrot?

24/01/2024

Those on cutters will probably feel this a little too hard.

17/01/2024

“Talent Acquisition Specialist”

02/06/2023

Happy first day of pride month!

21/04/2023

Runner up designs include:

A Forklift
A Pile of Money on Fire
Your mission critical packages behind bars

16/04/2023

Turns out, doing anything other than snorting coke on the messdeck is a no go for some vets…

https://www.facebook.com/100064966260961/posts/611738451001692/?mibextid=SDPelY

16/04/2023
02/04/2023

It’s that time of year again!

18/11/2022

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18/11/2022

We can assure you that the so called “ET ninja” is not actually a real person.

Photos from Totally not CGIS's post 06/11/2022

Desperate seamen require desperate measures.

05/11/2022

Submitted by a YN do***ng on a YN with no further comment needed.

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