We Only Do One Take Podcast
Each week on the We Only Do One Take Podcast, Turch and Kieran talk about all of the news articles you would have missed during the week while drinking beers.
Some shows have guests on to chime in with zingers. It's a real sh*tshow.
18/07/2024
Turch tells us a bunch of holiday stories.
Kieran goes to Bowen
And Trump gets shot.
All this and more!
Episode 253 – Holiday Stories – We Only Do One Take Podcast Turch tells us a bunch of holiday stories. Kieran goes to Bowen And Trump gets shot. All this and more!
Turch tells us about his Mother’s Day.
Kieran gets mad.
And the boys look at Plus Sized Park Hoppers.
All this and more!
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26/04/2024
I WROTE A CHILDRENS BOOK
Recently I had a discussion with some computer literate people about AI art. They believe AI is as good as an actual artist creating art
I said AI is not even art because it lacks the most important part of art; the human condition and the connection between man and God.
So to prove how soulless and fake AI art is, I decided to make something that should have lots of heart and human in it; a children's book
That fact that is the best AI can do proves how terrible AI is and always will be.
But it's super funny because on the surface it's fantastic, but the more you look, the more "uncanny valley" it becomes
Ones of the funniest things I've ever done.
It's already number 62 in children's books about zoos. (Picture in comments)
Animals at the Zoo Step into the wild world of the zoo with 'Animals at the Zoo'! Each turn of the page brings a delightful surprise as you meet a new animal friend. From towering giraffes to playful monkeys, this charming picture book is a journey through the animal kingdom. With vibrant illustrations and easy-to-...
19/04/2024
The boys celebrate 250 episodes and Kieran’s birthday!
Kieran tells us the weather.
Turch wants to go to the st*****rs.
And Teresa sings us happy birthday.
All this and more!
Episode 250 – Weatherman – We Only Do One Take Podcast The boys celebrate 250 episodes and Kieran’s birthday! Kieran tells us the weather. Turch wants to go to the st*****rs. And Teresa sings us happy birthday. All this and more!
We will be recording our 250th episode this week!
And we are celebrating Kieran's birthday!
Wanna send something in?
Email us at [email protected]
05/04/2024
Kieran hold in a fart at PT.
Turch has an uneventful Easter.
And some Fat Cheerleaders dance to the Baby Elephant Walk.
All this and more!
Episode 249 – Farting At The Gym – We Only Do One Take Podcast Kieran hold in a fart at PT. Turch has an uneventful Easter. And some Fat Cheerleaders dance to the Baby Elephant Walk. All this and more!
01/04/2024
Kieran goes to a comedy gala.
Turch hates all wheelchair bound superheros for kids.
And the boys watch a fat woman get stuck in a foam pit.
All this and more!
Episode 248 – Wheelchair Heros – We Only Do One Take Podcast Kieran goes to a comedy gala. Turch hates all wheelchair bound superheros for kids. And the boys watch a fat woman get stuck in a foam pit. All this and more!
21/03/2024
Kieran gets the wrong gown.
Turch tells us that 4 out of 10 Americans hate math, which is the majority.
And the mental advantage trans women have in sport.
All this and more!
Episode 247 – The Wrong Gown – We Only Do One Take Podcast Kieran gets the wrong gown. Turch tells us that 4 out of 10 Americans hate math, which is the majority. And the mental advantage trans women haven in sport. All this and more!
14/03/2024
Turch hates the optometrist
Kieran writes jokes for Turch.
And Trump is back in the news!
All that and more!
Episode 246 – Window Taxed – We Only Do One Take Podcast Turch hates the optometrist Kieran writes jokes for Turch. And Trump is back in the news! All that and more!
29/02/2024
Turch knows self driving cars won’t work.
Kieran reads a bunch of actually funny jokes
And the boys watch a female SWAT team fail at an obstacle course.
All this and more!
Episode 245 – Stuck On A Zipline – We Only Do One Take Podcast Turch knows self driving cars won’t work. Kieran reads a bunch of actually funny jokes And the boys watch a female SWAT team fail at an obstacle course. All this and more!
15/02/2024
Turch hates getting super glue on his fingers.
Kieran is a BBQ master.
And the boys tell more jokes.
All this and more!
Episode 244 – Super Glue – We Only Do One Take Podcast Turch hates getting super glue on his fingers. Kieran is a BBQ master. And the boys tell more jokes. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlyd
01/02/2024
Kieran shows us how to cleans trauma with somatic movement.
Turch gets Kieran to read jokes
And Turch injures his finger
All this and more!
Episode 243 – Somatic Movements – We Only Do One Take Podcast Kieran shows us how to cleans trauma with somatic movement. Turch gets Kieran to read jokes And Turch injures his finger All this and more!
25/01/2024
Check out out video with Matt Farley from Motern Media on YouTube now!
An Interview with Matt Farley Interview The boys have Matt Farley from Motern Media on the show!Matt Farley is an American filmmaker, musician, and songwriter who has released more than 25,000 song...
25/01/2024
The boys have Matt Farely from Motern Media on the show!
Matt Farley is an American filmmaker, musician, and songwriter who has released more than 25,000 songs and just released his 15th film.
The boys talk to him about his music, his writing and his fans.
Episode 242 – An Interview with Matt Farley – We Only Do One Take Podcast The boys have Matt Farley from Motern Media on the show! Matt Farley is an American filmmaker, musician, and songwriter who has released more than 25,000 songs! He is also a film maker, just releasing
11/01/2024
Kieran tells us about the head of Harvard getting fired
The boys love golf.
And Turch talks about fat kids.
And Turch and Kieran are on the Epstein list?
All this and more!
Episode 241 – Fired From Harvard – We Only Do One Take Podcast Kieran tells us about the head of Harvard getting fired The boys love golf. And Turch talks about fat kids. And Turch and Kieran are on the Epstein list? All this and more
04/01/2024
Kieran goes to Ikea.
Turch is sorting out his poo schedule.
The boys want to go to FatCon
And we laugh at, not with, Tom Myers.
All this and more!
Episode 240 – More Bad Stand - Up – We Only Do One Take Podcast Kieran goes to Ikea. Turch is sorting out his poo schedule. The boys want to go to FatCon And we laugh at, not with, Tom Myers. All this and more!
22/12/2023
Turch hates new articles that are really OnlyFans model advertisement.
Kieran misses the airport business lounge.
And the boys get ready for Christmas.
All this and more!
Episode 239 – An OnlyFans Christmas – We Only Do One Take Podcast Turch hates new articles that are really OnlyFans model advertisement. Kieran misses the airport business lounge. And the boys get ready for Christmas. All this and more!
26/11/2023
It’s Turch’s birthday!
Kieran gives Turch a gift.
Turch makes jokes in the style of Norm MacDonald.
And the boys explain finance to Trevor Noah.
All this and more!
Episode 237 – Turch’s Birthday – We Only Do One Take Podcast It’s Turch’s birthday! Kieran gives Turch a gift. Turch makes jokes in the style of Norm MacDonald. And the boys explain finance to Trevor Noah. All this and more!
20/11/2023
Turch makes propaganda.
Kieran hates dad jokes, but loves jokes about women.
And the boys get hydrated.
All this and more!
Episode 236 – Propaganda – We Only Do One Take Podcast Turch makes propaganda. Kieran hates dad jokes, but loves jokes about women. And the boys get hydrated. All this and more!
09/11/2023
On this very special episode we interview Raj, an eproctophile (a fart fe**shist), and host of the Fart Fe**sh Podcast.
We dive deep into the fe**sh: his experience, how it works and dozens of questions asked by our community.
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Episode 235 – A Chat With A Fart Fe**shist– We Only Do One Take Podcast On this very special epsiode we interview Raj, an eproctophile (a fart fe**shist), and host fot he Fart Fe**sh Podcast. We dive deep into the fe**sh: his experience, how it works and dozens of questio
28/10/2023
Kieran hates movies that are too long.
Turch loves Paul McCartney, but hates his fans.
And they both hate elevators that are controlled via an app.
All this and more!
Episode 234 – Margaritas – We Only Do One Take Podcast Kieran hates movies that are too long. Turch loves Paul McCartney, but hates his fans. And they both hate elevators that are controlled via an app. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on:
27/10/2023
Kieran doesn’t understand why someone would need a squatty potty.
Turch hates cars turning wide.
And the longest High Calorie Individuals segment yet.
All this and more!
Episode 233 – Squatty Potty – We Only Do One Take Podcast Kieran doesn’t understand why someone would need a squatty potty. Turch hates cars turning wide. And the longest High Calorie Individuals segment yet. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on:
Sorry for the lack of episodes, but two are coming out over the next two days. In the mean time, enjoy this clips of intro jokes for Kieran!
12/10/2023
The boys get questioned about their episodes about the Flat Earth
The boys don’t understand the whole Palestine Israel thing.
And more dad jokes than you can handle.
All this and more!
Episode 232 – Responding To A Flat Earther – We Only Do One Take Podcas The bonus get questioned about their episodes about the Flat Earth The boys don’t understand the whole Palestine Israel thing. And more dad jokes than you can handle. All this and more! Make sure you
06/10/2023
Kieran learns about girl maths.
Turch likes the Roman Empire.
And we listen to a song about eating cum.
All this and more!
Episode 231 – Girl Maths – We Only Do One Take Podcast Kieran learns about girl maths. Turch likes the Roman Empire. And we listen to a song about eating cum. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonl
26/09/2023
Plenty of Fat People News this week.
Kieran hates the mention of a meat tax.
And Turch hates Kieran’s dad jokes
All this and more!
Episode 230 – Feederism – We Only Do One Take Podcast Plenty of Fat People News this week. Kieran hates the mention of a meat tax. And Turch hates Kieran’s dad jokes All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.co
17/09/2023
Sorry for the lack of episodes; Turch is on holiday.
There is one in the bank, Kieran is recording a special one and soon to have a special interview!
See you all very soon!
Check out Sh*tty Song of the Week in the meantime time.
A clip from Episode 229, the Hall of Cost!
Here is a nice conspiracy theory for you, and why the episode is called the Hall of Cost!
We Only Do One Take Podcast
Welcome to the We Only Do One Take Podcast.
Each week Turch and Kieran talk about all of the news articles you would have missed during the week while drinking beers.
Every so often they have guests on to chime in with zingers.
If you like banter, weird news stories and terrible jokes, you are going to like this.
We Only Do One Take Podcast , it’s a real sh*tshow
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