KIDA

At least it wasn't eggs this time... KIDA

When you walk into an empty dark room and start to hear someone talk... you nearly s**t yourself. Until you realize it's your phone in your back pocket playing a FB reel. Oy vey... KIDA (Kari is a dumb@ss)

KIDA is still strong. Last week we stained the front deck. So, I got a nice splotchy tan. I managed to spill some syrup in the car and then spill my water trying to clean it up (now that's talent). Bought underwear about 10 sizes too big (my dog could use them as a hammock) and gave myself a toilet paper tail after using the Porta potty at the campground. Yup, Kari is still a dumb@ss (KIDA) Let's see what Memorial Weekend will bring. LOL

Aside from my daily trips and dropping things, I haven't had any memorable KIDA (Kari is a dumb@ss) moments. But, I did dream about them. LOL

This is probably stemming from my current liquid diet... but, I dreamt the hubby and I were at some event and I took his plate to clear the table. Some how I managed to get my hair tangled in the ketchup on his plate. Not once, but twice. One on each side of my head. Oddly enough, I can totally see this happening.

Happy Tuesday! Hope that made you smile today. Even in dream state I'm a dumb@ss. :)

No pics... but, recent KIDA moments.
1. Couldn't find the raffle tickets at a recent benefit that were in my hand. Hey. I can't help it that when 2 sets of tickets are on top of one another you only see 1 set. Right?? LOL
2. Purging craft supplies to donate to a local assisted living facility. I placed a bunch of ribbon in a plastic pouch. Only to find them rolling all over the floor.
3. I can't count the number of times I tripped over the speaker dancing to a band today. Thankfully, I was sober or O would have been in someone's lap. I'm sure.
4. Managed to roll all the windows down in my car again. Of course, it was raining.

Have a blessed week. I'm sure I'll add to the list soon. Kari Brown

Well, I missed my lap today. But, looks like my phone was hangry! LOL Almost had another KIDA moment trying to take the pick with my laptop. Happy Hump Day all - Kari is a dumb@ss!

Taco Salad, Taco Dip
It's all the same when it gets to your hip.
Eat it spicy, eat it mild.
Either way it drives me wild.
Add some onion and some maters.
If you wish add some taters!
Add anything that drops you to your knees.
We're in Wisconsin baby - don't forget the cheese!

So talented and maybe TMI... taking my bra off last night while try to keep my tank top on and some how ended up in a knot and almost got my hair stuck in it. Obviously no pics. Reminds me of the time I accidentally turned on FB live after getting out of the shower. Yup... Kari is a dumb@ss This would have made a great Carol Burnett or Three's Company skit. LOL KIDA Pic taken several years ago for my 40th thanks to my friends. :)

Had to chuckle yesterday at the Pig. A guy picked up a pint of blueberries and he did not find his thrill on Blueberry Hill as they went sprawling across the floor. Don't stand, don't stand to close to me or you might be a KIDA too. LOL

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Slightly used sink for sale... LOL and a much loved soup mug as a bonus gift. KIDA

True story... went to our storage unit last night. There's a van next to one of the units. We glance over and a woman is squatting in the corner. We're like, that's odd. We left and my husband noticed there was a puddle on the floor. Seriously?? P**s in your storage unit? She was loading the unit up with newspapers. Wonder if she pi**es on them at home?

Happy Sunday... yes, if it's there I will find it. Packing my craft room in preparation for selling the house and my foot finds a little friend. It's just under 1/4 inch. Thankfully it left a little piece of himself outside my foot so I could pull it out. Otherwise, the party may have continued at a later date after it became infected. I love a good party. But, I'll pass on that one.

We really should have named her No No.

Two burnt fingers and thread on the floor. It was like on top of spaghetti and rolled out the door. I followed it to the living room where it was finally retrieved. It really wasn't on top of spaghetti cuz nobody sneezed. It was a little dog named Jo Jo. Who doesn't understand no no. Happy Saturday! Hot glue really does hurt. KIDA

Welcome to the new KIDA (Kari is a dumb@ss) page. Thought this would keep all my KIDA happenings in one spot and easy to find when you needed a chuckle.

To start things off... did you know you could roll all your windows down with the remote start key chain? Well, you can with my Acadia. Thought she'd be all toasty warm in this frozen tundra we call Wisconsin. But, instead she was a little breezy. Thankfully it's only 24 today.

On a side note... last night I put my PJ pants on backwards. Left them that way for about an hour before I realized something just didn't seem right. Hubby looked at me a little odd when I dropped my drawers in the middle of the living room to change them. Glad it wasn't my underwear. That could have been a whole other issue. LOL